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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Flea (S01E01)

"- No, thank you. I'm on Pritikin. - No, seriously, insist. Come on."
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"I insist. Have a glass of champagne."
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"No, seriously, beg her. Do it."
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"I beg you to have a glass of champagne with me, please."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"No. Come on, beat it. No, seriously, get the hell out of here."
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"Short stuff, you want a piece of me? Get out."
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"- You're out of your mind. You're crazy. - Now, no buts. Hit the road, Jack."
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"All right."
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"Thank you, doll. That was very uncomfortable."
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"These Hollywood types think they rule the world."
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"- I don't know what that's about. - They hit on me enough."
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"- That's because you're a lovely lady. - Oh, Maury."
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"No, you're amazing."
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"... starring America's favorite answer man, Charles Manson."
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"Our first letter comes from Ronald Garner from Syosset, New York, who writes:"
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"Dear Mr. Manson..."
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"... how come the muffler on my 1954 Chevy keeps making a hissing sound?"
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"I'm out there. I'm inside your muffler. You don't like it, but that's too late!"
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"I already got inside. I don't shut up."
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"They try to shut me up, but I'm a bigmouth, like Martha Raye."
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"I'm a Bing Crosby fan. I'm not a Beatle fan."
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"When you hear me, you'd better..."
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"I'd check your muffler's seal."
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"See, that's not fair. He's got..."
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"- Out of bounds. Out of bounds. - All right, I got it."
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"- All right, Clara, plan B! Plan B! - You're nothing, Clara."
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"Clara, get those hands up. Get those hands up."
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"Oh, my God. All right, we'll be back after this. I gotta stop after that."
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"I got a problem with you."
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"Clara, I told you, plan B."
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"I told you, plan B, Clara, not plan B3."
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"Doris, I killed the kids."
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"Not now, Skank. The ice cream's melting."
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"I'm not kidding. They were driving me nuts."
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"Happy anniversary, Mom!"
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"I forgot the chips."
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"Skank, it must've slipped my mind."
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"- Skank, I love everything about you! - Then love this: I'm leaving!"
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"Dad!"
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"- Don't go. - You're just like your mother!"
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"- Skank, you're home? - Hello, Doris. How are the kids?"
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"Who's this, sweetie, your sister?"
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"I am this man's wife, and when I said..."
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"Skank, can you ever forgive me?"
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"You bet, sweetie."
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"...before I bite it off and spit it up there!"
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"Sorry, girls. I won't be cheating on my wife today."
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"Doris, if there's one thing I learned..."
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"...it's that sex is so much better when it's free."
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"With the one you love, of course."
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"I should just shut my stinking trap."
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"Why don't you just let me shut it for you."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, when I was 13, my first girlfriend broke up with me..."
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"I put on 75 pounds in two days, and I jumped from 6' 1 "to 7'2" within a week."
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"...though not technically a giant. And now I will rule the world."
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"I am king, and I will hypnotize you. Look at my teeth. They rule you."
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"All right, Flea, come on. All right."
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"I'm ready. I'm ready."
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"All right, there you go. There's game."
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"- Nice game, and I'm sorry. - It was great."
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"Ben has to get naked."
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"I'm very sorry that you have to go through with this."
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"- Let's talk about this. - What are we talking about?"
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"- Talk about what? - You have to take off all your clothes..."
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"...and display yourself on Wilshire Boulevard."
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"No, that's what you do. I don't do that."
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"- I do a little comedy show. - You're gonna have to do it."
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"- See you next week. - I don't do that."
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"I'm not... I gotta go. I'll see you though. Thank you."
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"Step four: I hypnotize you with my teeth, and you send me mo..."
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"Keep your knives sharp."
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"No. No. No."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"The answer is this:"
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"...stay on! Do not get off! I will come. No matter what occurs, I will fix it."
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"... the step aerobic system by Kevin Costner."
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"$2 million in Christmas coupons in exchange for your lives."
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"What country is this guy from?"
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"...and promise to make them happy?" And I have to laugh..."
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"- Okay, you can take the ball out first. - Ready?"
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"And you're so beautiful. I'm glad I met you."
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"I don't know where we are. Welcome to where?"
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"Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. That's my sound. That's the sound of me."
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"- We got him. - I don't like how rough you play."
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"You guys."
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"So how does this work, girls? Do I pay you now or in two minutes?"
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"All right, go. Come on. Give me everything you got, man."
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"What does he think he's doing?"
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"- How does this work into your game? - Be gentle with that."
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"Except Mark DeCarlo, who cut some sort of a deal."
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"And now another word from Tony."
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"Everyone on the floor..."
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"Ask Manson was brought to you by Happy Children's Toys."
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"Now I'm a giant both on the inside and outside..."
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"- ... but don't tell him. - Hey, fellas, gotta eat your greens!"
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"I was tired. I wasn't working that week. Sort of disoriented too. I don't know."
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"Bruce Willis. Die Hard 12. Coming this Christmas to theaters everywhere."
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"Stuck in the asphalt jungle down here."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- You blow me away. - Thank you very much."
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"His job."
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"Sorry to pick on you guys."
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"It's a steal!"
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"How did I get into shape for all this running, you ask?"
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"Paper or plastic, you son of a...?"
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"Your coincidental appearance at every terrorist attack on Christmas Eve..."
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"...so that I could burn my ex-girlfriend with my noxious saliva. Thanks, Tony."
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"Here's where the adventure begins."
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"...if I can make just one person happy, even if that one person is me?"
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"Quit crying over her and embrace me."
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"It's time once again for Ask Manson..."
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"Hey, family, Mommy's home."
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"..."till death do us part" 10 years ago, I meant it."
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"Now let's get your cute little heinie up to the bedroom..."
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"The Ben Stiller Show is brought to you by Tony Bobbins and the Let Go Clinic."
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