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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Flea (S01E01)

"- I don't know why we're down here. - Hey, enough of your attitude, okay?"
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"Not only is it sweltering hot out here..."
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"All right. Why...?"
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"Running up hills..."
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"...running across fields..."
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"The Mohican Master 2000."
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"When I want a light warm-up, I set the Master to "Chased By Bears.""
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"...but they were number one when it came to cross training."
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"Hey, welcome back. And we're here with our guest, Clara."
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"That's a very nice tattoo you've got. You want to show the people?"
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"I know. Well, just... I think she kind of carries us all, doesn't she?"
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"California."
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"Attention, shoppers..."
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"- I want the Christmas coupons. - Eat me."
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"Who the hell is this guy?"
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"I'm in charge here!"
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"He's alone. He's tired."
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"He's running out of one-liners!"
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"Think, damn it, think."
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"Shut up!"
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""Come to the store. We'll go shopping. We'll get a Christmas turkey.""
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"Die Hungry."
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"How could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times?"
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"I'm thinking about pummeling you violently in basketball shortly."
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"You can try. You can try. We'll see what happens."
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"I was gonna prove that point and embarrass you on your show."
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"Well, the tattoo intimidation factor might, you know, play a part."
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"Clara, who's the best basketball player in the world?"
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"Who's the best basketball player in the world?"
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"I'm not claiming to be great, either. I'm good at poking people in the eye..."
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"...tripping, hair pulling, you know, "Hey, look over there.""
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"Well, I can play that game too, my friend. Two can play that one."
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"Hi, my name is David Cassidy, and I'm about to tell you something..."
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"Two years ago, my girlfriend dumped me, despite the fact that I'm a huge star..."
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"Anyway, the point is, I was so shattered emotionally..."
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"...I could hardly carry on with my life..."
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"You're a fly, and she's ripped off your wings."
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"...teach you to fly again, so you can buzz around and find her..."
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"That's what the Let Go Clinic is all about."
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"Tony, what exactly do the esteem coaches at your center do?"
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"...wouldn't it be great if I could pay someone to fix my life for me?"
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"First step: We remove you from your relationship-tainted environment."
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"Remember when we went to the mall and I bought you the pink-haired troll doll?"
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"Second step: We force you to watch hundreds of hours..."
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"Step three: Physical therapy."
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"This guy is onto something."
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"...I'm capable of having my own mutually fulfilling human relationship."
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"In fact, I was obsessed for 21 years with the first girl I ever kissed..."
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"...Tony Bobbins has allowed me to get on with my life."
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"- Tony, are you the devil? - I am not evil. I am not the devil."
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"...and because he called me in the morning."
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"I got an idea. Why don't we make it interesting?"
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"Let's put a wager on the game."
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"But if I win, which will most certainly be the case..."
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"...and run naked screaming down Wilshire Boulevard, undulating wildly."
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"Total faith in this."
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"He scores!"
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"- What you do, it's really unbelievable. - I'm glad you like it."
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"All right. The plane. The plane."
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"- You want me to do the whole Fantasy Island? - No, Herve, where are we?"
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"- I can't do that. - No, come on, do it."
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"Well, I was wondering, can I buy you a glass of champagne?"
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"No, thank you, doll. I'm not drinking this week."
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"- The lady said she didn't want a drink. - What?"
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"- Hey, here's to you. - You're amazing."
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"I got friends out there, they got ice picks. And they're going..."
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"Oh, no."
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"Happy 10th anniversary, sweetheart."
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"Now break out the chips, and let's party."
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"You forgot the chips on our anniversary?!"
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"Why the hell don't you love me?"
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"Shut your stinking trap!"
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"I'll tell you who I am, lady."
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"...and I was devastated."
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"I was a freak. No one would talk to me. My parents didn't even want to see me."
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"And I realized that I'd have to turn within..."
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"...to gain any control that I would have in my life."
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"And now back to The Ben Stiller Show."
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"All right, so we're here. It's 10-6. Flea's winning by a couple points."
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"I didn't even block you on that one, man."
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"Come on. Come here."
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"- Okay. - Nice job, Flea."
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"Go through with what?"
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"How can you look me in the eye and go back on the bet?"
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"- Okay. - You know, laughing leads to crying."
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"No. No. No."
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"No. Cut."
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"Welcome to the show. I'm Ben Stiller. I'm here with Janeane Garofalo."
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"And Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers is gonna be here."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, meet Serpico, meets Toma, meets Baretta here."
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"We can do the show from any place with any look that we want."
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"Why don't we go to the first film."
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"- Who are you? - I don't know."
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"I'm allowed to wear a leather jacket, though, and have graffiti behind me."
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"...but we're about to have our throats slit..."
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"...by Dutch Tilt and his gang."
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"- Dutch Tilt? Is he a gangster? - Dutch Tilt and his gang. I have to go."
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"Hi. I'm Daniel Day-Lewis. Those of you who've seen Last of the Mohicans..."
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"...know that much of the plot consists of my character..."
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"...running from one place to another."
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"...through rivers, running, running and more running."
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"For a challenging workout..."
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"...I move on to "Pursued by Flesh-Eating Huron Tribesmen.""
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"And for full-on aerobic training..."
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"...I press "Surrounded by Drunken Yankee Traders With Muskets.""
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"Wow. A workout like that will sweat off your tribal tattoos."
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"The Mohicans may have been last in the race to survive..."
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"Come on. What are you waiting for? Get yourself a Master."
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"It helped put the "I can" back into this Mohican."
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"The Mohican Master 2000. Get yours today."
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"Warning. If something goes wrong on the treadmill..."
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"That's my personal guarantee to you."
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"And, for a limited time, get a rebate on Jazzercise With Wolves..."
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"Okay, feel yourselves scalping that weight away."
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"Scalp it off. Scalp it off."
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"This offer not available in Kentucky."
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"Very excited to have you here. How you doing?"
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"- Fine. - You look great."
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"Look at that beautiful... We'll get a shot of that later."
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