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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - On Melrose Avenue (S01E01)

"They want The Simpsons taking place on Melrose Avenue..."
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"- I see nothing! - Skank!"
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"... when the whole family has some eggshell-walking to do."
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"Honey, refresh my memory. What color are sneezes?"
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"Honey, guess who's here. It's Todd Bridges."
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"Hey, Skank. I heard you used to watch me on TV."
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"V. Vision. Television."
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"Honey, you keep him busy while I call the cops."
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"Kick off your shoes, because this sock's on Fox!"
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"Honey, I can't see your stinking trap, but I know it ain't shut!"
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"Some religious fanatics claiming they're the chosen people..."
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"Let the waters part for the children of Israel!"
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"All right, what's going on here?"
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"- He has commanded it. - Yeah, right."
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"Listen to me. Come here."
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"- You can't be here. - But..."
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"Run, Sarah. Don't listen to him."
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"- And there's some ladies here too... - No. Bob..."
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"- No, I don't want to ask... - Come on, don't be shy."
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"Have you seen The Ben Stiller Show? I was wondering..."
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"Do you watch any TV?"
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"What did I do?"
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"I gotta move. This is not a good place. You should get out too."
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"Leave me alone!"
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"When you misinterpret my words, all y'all dis me, you dis my fans..."
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"Peace. We out of here."
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"...with a burst of real fruit juice."
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"- But I don't like filming on this street. - It's Melrose..."
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"I'm freaked out."
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"Nothing to be frightened of. There are worse things to be scared of."
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"... or an original story line to come face to face with his worst nightmare:"
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"At 666-DVIL, it's Damien Faustman."
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"- Line one. - I just wanna say I love your show..."
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"Shut up. I hate you."
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"Go kill yourself. Don't waste my time. Don't worry. No one will miss you."
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"... to imagine what I look like."
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"There's horns on your poster. I wonder what that means."
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"Your "On the Air" sign is getting red. Interesting."
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"Time's still running out, Faustman. It's getting so hot in here."
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"- Those crazy kids! I hate them! - As much as you hate yourself?"
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"- This is it? - Pretty scary, huh?"
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"You don't see that every day. It scares me, and I thought it up."
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"Hey, could you stop that, please?"
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"Please, because I'm getting sick, and it's really... It's enough already with that."
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"You know, I really... I feel like I should fall into a fiery pit..."
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"...I should get engulfed by something."
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"Is it just this? I mean..."
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"Especially when the thing you hate most is your..."
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"- Thank you. - You got the look happening."
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"You're very stylish, very hip."
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"Well, yeah, I've got the clothes and stuff..."
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"...but I want to say I'm not just completely surface..."
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"- No. Not at all. - No. See?"
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"George Washington?"
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"1776."
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"Redcoats. Minutemen!"
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"Why, the old professor wasn't crazy after all."
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"She's just an ordinary citizen like you and me."
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"Well, sir, actually, all I remember is redcoats, minutemen..."
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"Well, tell me something I don't know."
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"Didn't you study American history?"
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"B- minus Time Traveler."
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"Come on, General MacArthur, they both sound right!"
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"Well, it's super easy to cheat in that class..."
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"Why am I crossing the Delaware?"
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"Just give me a fact, a date, something."
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"Listen to me. When I was studying this in school..."
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"I'm out of here."
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"Order this two-record set now..."
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"... and feel the spirit of this unique balladeer."
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"So order now and discover why pig Latin is the lost language of love."
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"- We've learned to be ourselves and... - I'll stick around."
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"- What is this hat you're wearing? - What are you doing? It's mine."
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"- What are you, Mr. Hip, cool? - I'm Melrose, Ben. I'm Andy."
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"Hang on a second."
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"- Do you know him? - Let's go!"
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"- Go ahead, he's... - Go for it!"
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"Do you know...? Who is that girl? Do you know her?"
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"I guess I'll see you next week, huh? Yeah."
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"You don't want Martha on your back."
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"Welcome to the show. I'm Ben Stiller."
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"This week we're coming to you from hip, trendy Melrose Avenue..."
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"...the inspiration for Melrose Place."
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"Fox has decided they want all their shows to come from Melrose."
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"...COPS to be all on Melrose and Living Color will be Melrose Living Color."
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"Watch this, and we'll be right back."
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"This week on Skank..."
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"I love bacon. Burn, pig, burn!"
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"Don't get too close to that hot grease."
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"Everything is turned topsy-turvy when Skank goes blind."
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"Hey, Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?"
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"Mom, get him off me!"
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"And then it's Todd to the toe-tapping rescue."
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"Skank."
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"We get these calls at Red Sea Beach about six or seven times a week."
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"It's too bad. This used to be a good neighborhood."
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"- Jeez, there's the nutjob! - All right, let's go, Johnny!"
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"Behold the hand of God!"
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"- Yo! Show's over! - Hey. Maestro, over here."
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"- Come over here. - Get over here."
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"- What do you want from me? - Come here."
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"- I am parting the Red Sea. - You got a permit for that?"
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"- Yes. - Then cough it up."
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"- Got a permit? - I mean, no. The Lord has it."
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"Yes and no. The answer is yes and no."
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"Hey, you got about 40,000 people on the other side of that ridge, right?"
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"You saying you're responsible for each one of them?"
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"Because someone so much as litters, I gotta take you in."
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"Hey, look what I found. You believe this guy?"
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"What are these about?"
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"In the name of the Lord, leave those alone."
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"- Hey, we got a burning bush over here! - Run, Sarah!"
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"Where you going? Get back here!"
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"Listen. I'm gonna give you one more shot."
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"Take these people, turn them around, take them back where you came from."
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"I implore you to heed me."
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"The blood of the Hebrews will make no more mortar for the Egyptians."
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"Hey, Pops, listen to me. I don't care about that."
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"All I'm saying is, you can't be here right now."
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"No buts. That's it. You gotta take it, move it out, okay?"
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