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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Bernadette Peters (S02E02)

"lovely chicken sandwich."
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"[trumpet shrieks]"
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"OK, but first of all we've got an opening number which features me."
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"I wish you'd told me earlier. I don't have time to learn the lyrics."
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"[♪ How Could You Believe Me ]"
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"Come on, you guys. Move it. Move it. Come on. Move it. Move it."
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"Look out, you almost stepped on me."
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"- [Robin mumbling] - You gotta brush your hair."
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"Kermie, you're not bringing that Miss Mousie back, are you?"
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"Sounds like Miss Mousie to me."
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"Over here, Dr. Bob. Here's your next patient."
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"- Eight and a half triple D? - That's about the size of it."
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"- Oh, that's an old shoe. - Well, that's an old joke."
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"[announcer] So, once again,"
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"Nurse Janice and Dr. Bob sing..."
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"[all] ♪ He'll never walk alone ♪"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"[ant] Toil and labor, work and strife,"
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""But meanwhile, the lazy, pleasure-loving grasshopper"
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"sang and danced with appalling abandon.""
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""And eventually, just as expected, winter came.""
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""The grasshopper drove his sports car to Florida"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That was not in the script."
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"The ant got stepped on."
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"[clears throat] Hello, Miss Peters."
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"Most people don't."
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"Listen, I'm running away from home, but I did want to stop and say goodbye."
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"Hey, I feel just great after talking to Bernadette."
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"Oh, boy. Look, the way I see it,"
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"- Yeah. Great, huh? - Robin, that's ridiculous."
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"It's called I'm Five."
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"It's called cute and yucky. I don't wanna do it."
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"Oh, hey. Is that any way to treat a performer?"
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"[sighs]"
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"That's all right. There, there, Beaker."
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"and remember not to get carried away and gulp the whole thing."
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"Good. And now, in just a few moments,"
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"So here he is, my own cute little nephew, Robin,"
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"[♪ I'm Five ]"
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"And now for my next number:"
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"♪ Away out here they've got a name ♪"
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"[man] Here's a Muppet newsflash."
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"Dateline The Muppet Show."
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"It has been reported that a large heavy object"
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"with the lovely Miss Bernadette Peters."
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"So let us have a thank you to our very special guest, Miss Bernadette Peters."
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"[knocking]"
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"Bernadette Peters."
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"Oh, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Peters."
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"Thanks, Scooter, and thank the Swedish Chef for sending in this"
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"[squawks]"
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"Suddenly I'm not hungry."
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star Miss Bernadette Peters."
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"[applause]"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"No, please, don't make me watch it."
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational ♪"
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"♪ Muppetational This is what we call ♪"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"OK, thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Right, and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Our guest star is one of the all time multitalented,"
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"beautiful ladies of the world, Miss Bernadette Peters."
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"I do sing and dance, so you'll know I'm not just another pretty face."
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"- Kermie, my love? - Mmm?"
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"- About the opening. It is a duet. - That's true."
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"Oh, that's OK. I'm doing it with Miss Mousie."
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"Miss Mousie?"
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"Miss Mousie!"
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"Really? I kind of liked it."
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"Well, the pig doesn't have you in a hammerlock."
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"- Boo! Hiss! Boo! - Boo."
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"Let's see if I've got it right now. [clears throat]"
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"Uncle Kermit, despite my small size and diminutive stature..."
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"OK. Hey, listen, big monsters on stage for the Bernadette Peters' number."
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"Come on, you can't go on stage looking like that."
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"Bernadette Peters is a big star. You gotta clean up."
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"Aw. Nobody ever notices me."
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"Uncle Kermit, despite my small size"
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"and diminutive stature..."
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"The number is about to start. Get on stage, get on stage."
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"... and I want a feature part in the show."
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"Aww, rats."
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"And now, one of the loveliest ladies in all of show business."
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"No, this is our guest star Bernadette Peters."
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"Well, you're not singing with her, are you?"
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"She's working with some of our big, ugly, shaggy beasts."
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"Will you get out of here!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful Miss Bernadette Peters."
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"[♪ Take a Little One Step ]"
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"Wow, wonderful, wonderful. That Bernadette Peters is terrific."
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"- I reserve judgment. - Till when?"
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"Till the pig tells me what to say."
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"- Bernadette Peters you can like. - I loved her, I loved her!"
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"It's the mouse you gotta hate."
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"- I hated her. - Terrible mouse."
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"- Boo! - Boo!"
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"[Robin] Aw, gee. I'm so small, they don't even see me most of the time."
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"And then when they do, they don't think I can do anything right."
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"Well, I'll show 'em. I'm running away."
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"Then they'll see I can do something right."
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"[grunt]"
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"Aw, rats."
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"[♪ Chopsticks ]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[announcer] And now, Veterinarian's Hospital,"
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"the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"Testing, one, two, three. Mm? Oh."
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"Oh. This is just a shoe. What happened to the rest of him?"
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"- Maybe he got cold feet. - [all laughing]"
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"Now, let's see what's wrong with him. A-ha! It's an eight and a half triple D."
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"[all laugh]"
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"Dr. Bob, what are you going to start on?"
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"The shoe string. A lot of people start on a shoestring."
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"- What do you think, Dr. Bob? - Simple. It's arsenic poisoning."
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"- Arsenic? - Sure, just look at this old lace."
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"- Arsenic and Old Lace. - [all laughing]"
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