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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Bernadette Peters (S02E02)

"Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob, that's an old show."
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"[all laughing]"
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"Oh, Dr. Bob, aren't you going to examine the patient?"
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"Yes. Hey, shoe, stick out your tongue and say "ah"."
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"[shoe] Ahh."
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"Dr. Bob, the tongue has a coat on it."
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"- Of course, it's cold outside. - How do you know?"
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"♪ Oh, the leather outside is frightful ♪"
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"[all laughing]"
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"Dr. Bob. You're not going to sing a song now, are you?"
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"Why not? There's no business like shoe-business."
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"[all laughing]"
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"Dr. Bob is barking up the wrong shoe tree."
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"Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Piggy,"
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"[♪ The Sheik of Araby ]"
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"[crashing]"
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"[gong clatters]"
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"What, now? Oh. Ahem."
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"I, Sam the Eagle, will now read a fable,"
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"which should serve as a moral lesson to us all."
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""Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper."
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"It was warm and sunny where they lived."
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"But the ant worked day and night, from dawn to dusk,"
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"storing food for the long, hard winter he knew would come.""
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"are all that matter in this life."
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"Oh, the ant is a wonderful character."
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"Winter will fall and snow will come, but now it's time to have some fun."
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"[hoots]"
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"Shocking, shocking."
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"Very nice."
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"And then it was, dear listeners..."
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"and the ant got stepped on.""
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"What?"
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"Someone changed it. We'll have to do it again. [groans]"
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"The grasshopper drove to Florida."
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"Will you stop that?"
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"- Why are they picking on us tonight? - [Statler mumbles]"
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"Oh, hello, Robin. I didn't see you."
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"Oh, because nobody notices me around here."
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"Oh, really? I hadn't noticed."
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"See? I mean, no one cares about a six-ounce frog."
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"Robin, you've got to believe in yourself."
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"If just one person believes in you,"
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"deep enough and strong enough, believes in you..."
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"[♪ Just One Person ]"
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"[humming]"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"[clucking]"
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"OK. Is he all right? Good. OK."
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"- Hi, Uncle Kermit. - Hi, Robin."
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"- Good. - Can I do a song on the show tonight?"
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"Funny you should mention it, Robin. I was thinking the same thing."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They Call the Wind Maria?"
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"No, listen. I have a cute little song here that's fitting to a frog your age."
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"OK. Forget it."
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"I'm gonna get an agent. I'm gonna get a lawyer."
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"I'm gonna get your father."
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"I'm gonna get right out and learn this cute little song."
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"I thought he'd see it my way."
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"Welcome again to Muppet Labs where the future is being made today."
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"Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here with news to set you aquiver."
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"Beaker, Beaker, dear lad, come over here."
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"Oh, Beaker, you forgot the beaker."
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"Now get the beaker, Beaker."
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"Go on."
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"contained in this self-same beaker here."
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"So far we have found no use for Bunsonium."
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"We already know that it does not remove paint, it isn't a good glue,"
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"and when used as a shampoo,"
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"it produces unusual side effects. Right, Beaker?"
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"Today we begin an experiment"
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"to see what Bunsonium does when taken internally."
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"My assistant Beaker here will now drink the Bunsonium."
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"[shrieks]"
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"Take a teensy little sip at first"
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"Go ahead. It's all right. Go on."
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"[slurping]"
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"we shall know exactly what Bunsonium does."
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"[whooping]"
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"[air whooshing]"
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"Come, Beaker, let's go find a bicycle pump and pump you back up."
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"[mumbling]"
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"Well, it's introduction time."
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"singing I'm Five."
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"[applause]"
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"♪ For wind and rain and fire ♪"
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"was dropped from the ceiling."
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"Further developments will..."
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"OK, and now let's go down home for a little singin',"
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"a little banjo pickin' and a little Apple Jack"
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"[♪ Apple Jack ]"
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"OK. Well, we did the beginning part of the show,"
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"and then we did the middle part, so this has to be the end part."
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"[applause]"
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"But I especially want to thank Mr. Big, Robin the Frog."
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"Aww, gee, Bernadette."
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"[Robin yells]"
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"Hey, we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
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"- OK? - He's OK."
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"What'd you think of Miss Mousie?"
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"- I loved her. - Me too."
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"- What? - [both] No, we didn't!"
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"Thank you."
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"♪ It's time to meet The Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"We have a wonderful show."
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"The next time they turn around and don't see me, I'll be gone."
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"Woof woof!"
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"Oh, you running away from home? How come?"
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"[music playing]"
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"The music swells and I sing,"
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"You are about to see the first sample ever isolated of Bunsonium,"
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"Oh, so that's what Bunsonium does."
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"Thank you, Kermit. You know, it's really been fun."
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"- Boo! Hiss! Terrible. I hated it. - Boo!"
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"[applause]"
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"the curtain opens and I'm standing there in a spotlight."
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"[drumroll]"
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"Come on, come on, we don't have much time."
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"♪ Away out here they've got a name ♪"
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"Thanks a lot. Hey, I really had a great time."
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