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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Slow Down Your Neighbors (S02E02)

"She would say, "That's how people grab you.""
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"Okay. This is how it's going down. Today I'm driving you to school."
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"On the weekend, I'm buying you a bike and I'm teaching both of you."
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"I'm nervous, but I'm excited."
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"You two have fun. I pass. It makes no sense."
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"There's no reason that thing should stay upright."
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"There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works."
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"- Hey, Phil. Come on in. - Laura, good day."
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"Boy, I couldn't love this entry any more. It's very welcoming."
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"Yeah, I got a thing in 10 minutes, so I have to make this quick."
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"Great. Let me run through my three-pronged approach to selling this place."
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"I only need one prong: sell the house."
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"I don't want to be that yutz who prices her house too high so it sits around for a year..."
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"while every looky-loo without something to do on Sundays..."
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"is going through my underwear drawer."
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"- What's a number? - There are quite a few factors to take into..."
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"Need a number."
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"We list at 1.4. We take anything north of 1.25."
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"Done!"
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"Great."
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"- I got all the paperwork right here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You gotta buy me a beer before you could put your hand up my sweater."
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"Put on a great open house this weekend, the listing's yours."
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"Bring it, Laura. You wanna test me? I've been tested my whole life."
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"They could never find anything."
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"- That works for you? - Great."
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"Great. And if you have any questions or you need anything, just call."
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"- When you work with me, you're working with a friend. - That is so sweet."
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"I like you. God, I hope I don't have to fire you."
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"- Hi. This is Claire. Leave a message. -"
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"Hey, honey, it's me. I just finished the meeting, and she is the perfect client."
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"- Realistic about the price. She wants to sell fast."
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"She's a real character. You gotta meet her."
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"- Hey! - Wow. You worked late."
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"Yes. Brutal day. I just wanna sit."
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"Perfect. Lily's asleep. Barry's meeting us in the hot tub."
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"- If you're feeling stressed, he can give you a treatment. - Ah, that's all right."
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"- I have an appointment with Dr. Bigfoot tomorrow. - Okay, here comes the judge."
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"You do this every time. We meet a new friend."
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"They say one thing you don't like and you just write 'em off."
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"- I do not. - Oh, really? What about "But yet" Rachel?"
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""I'd love to go, but yet I don't feel like parking.""
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"You're lucky no one's kicked your butt yet. What about Thomas?"
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"You wrote him off because he serves a salad after the meal..."
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"which, by the way, is very common in Europe."
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"What part of Europe is he from? Pretentioustan?"
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"Okay, fine. Keep judging. Don't let anyone in."
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"- I could care less. - I think you mean you couldn't care less..."
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"because if you could care less, it means you care a little bit."
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"I'm going to the hot tub. If I stay here one more minute, my head is literally gonna explode."
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"I hope not, because if you mean literally..."
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"I don't feel safe in my own home!"
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"Phil, honey, I need your help. - With what?"
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"What is the one thing a speeder can't outrun?"
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"Ooh. Bullets. A laser."
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"Oh, I know. A falcon."
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"- A laser-falcon. - That's awesome."
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"No. "Slow down," talking to the speeder."
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"Who's talking to the speeder? "Your neighbors.""
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"- It doesn't say that. - Yeah, it just says, "Slow down your neighbors.""
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"- Phil. - I know what you were going for..."
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"but now all I can see is "Slow down your neighbors.""
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"Well, you're all wrong, 'cause this is incredibly clear. And it's really important."
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"We need to put these signs up all over the neighborhood."
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"- I don't know. It seems kind of cowardly. - Mm-mmm."
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"Why don't you just make an anonymous call to the police?"
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"I called the police, and they were totally unhelpful."
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"Surprise, surprise."
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"- Phil, come on. You with me or not? - Of course I'm with you."
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"Who else would I be with? This guy? I have no connection to this guy."
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"- Good. - No!"
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"Fine."
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"Before you judge me, I have come in second to Gil Thorpe..."
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"for salesman of the quarter seven quarters in a row."
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"Nobody remembers second best."
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"Oh, yeah, everybody loves Michael Jordan, but nobody thinks of Scottie Pippen."
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"The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical."
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"Oh. Hey, Mitch."
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"- Hey, it's Barry. - I just wanna let you guys know..."
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"you got a sprinkler head that's leaking out there."
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"Thanks, Barry. I'll let the gardener know."
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"All right. Or maybe I can just wave my hands over it and heal it that way."
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"I'm joking."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, God! That was a good one. - Look, don't worry about it."
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"As soon as I started talking about Reiki..."
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"I could tell you thought I might be a little nutty."
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"- You roll your eyes a lot."
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"- I know. It's true. It's true though."
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"I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam..."
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"and all you could see were the whites of my eyes."
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"The cartoon."
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"I'm sorry if I offended you."
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"No, don't apologize. Look, I..."
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"Only thing that offends me is a man who doesn't live in his own truth."
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"And I appreciate how hard you're trying not to roll your eyes right now."
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"- 'Cause I'm about to pass out. - I see it."
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"We're riding bikes. We're not training police dogs."
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"All right, kid, come on. Get on."
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"On board."
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"That-a-boy. All right, we ready?"
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"Ride."
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"- Be careful, papi. - Ignore her."
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"I've seen the kid fall down on that moving sidewalk at the airport..."
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"- Whoa."
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"But what do you know, the kid was a natural."
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"Mom, it's so easy."
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"- Bravo, Manny! - I told you."
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"Be careful with the bump."
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"Hey, wait a minute. Who's that guy?"
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"Jay, he's gonna grab him!"
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"Ah, no one's grabbing anyone. It's a neighbor."
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"Gloria, on the other hand, was a natural disaster."
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"There are three things you wanna do before you ride. Manny."
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"Check your shoelaces, adjust your mirror and test your bell."
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"Okay, shoelaces tied. The mirror is good."
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"- The bell is ringing."
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"- Okay, now what? - Ride."
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"Ay, no, no, no, Jay. Don't push me. I don't want to get hurt."
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"If you get scratched, the value goes down."
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