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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Slow Down Your Neighbors (S02E02)

"- I'm making a joke to lighten the mood. - It's not working."
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"Let's just do this."
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"Okay."
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"Jay, slowly."
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"Relax. You're not gonna fall. I got ya."
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"Put your feet on the pedals. Now look where you're going."
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"- Look where you're going. - No, I'm falling."
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"Look straight ahead. Go, go, go. Pedal!"
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"I'm gonna kill you, Jay!"
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"Okay. Good day's work."
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"What do you say we hit the jewelry store?"
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"- Phil? - Laura."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Taking this... sign down."
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"I recognized your license plate."
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"- This is ridiculous. - I know. They're all over the neighborhood."
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"- What kind of lunatic does something like this? - Who knows?"
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"who hates her husband and hates her life..."
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"so she takes it out on the rest of us!"
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"Or things are so good at home, she's out looking for problems."
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"Trust me. This woman needs to get laid."
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"I don't think that's the issue."
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"Here. Stick this up."
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"Send her a message from me."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, my gosh. What happened to my sign? - I don't know."
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"I put it up. I went away. I came back."
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"- This is so crazy. - Crazy!"
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"Claire, this whole thing is crazy."
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"Maybe we should back off a little bit."
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"You know what, Phil? No. I am not gonna back off."
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"Okay? I am doing this for the safety of our neighborhood."
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"Oh! Well, what's going on here?"
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"Oh. Well, in that case, we'll be back Tuesday."
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"- Oh, Barry. - Hmm."
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"- Oh, man, that was... that was great. - Yeah?"
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"Namaste, man."
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"- Namaste. - Namaste."
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"I'm gonna grab a quick tub and see if I can rustle up some food."
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"Oh, no. Hey, don't rustle. We're making dinner tonight. You're coming."
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"- Yeah, come down. - Yeah?"
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"- Yes. Yes. - Thank you, Mitch."
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"- See? It's working already. - Oh!"
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"- Namaste."
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"- What? - You know what I'm looking for."
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"- He's a very nice guy. - That's not it."
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"- I'm sorry I made a snap judgment. - Still not it."
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"- You were right. - There she is."
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"Oh, Mrs. Ko. I'm Cameron. Mitchell's the other one."
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"- What are you doing here? - I just finish showing the apartment upstairs."
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"What do you mean? What about Barry?"
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"- Who's Barry? - The new tenant."
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"- Nobody living up there. It's empty."
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"- But... - You see anybody up there, you call me."
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"- Oh! My husband."
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"I'm coming!"
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"The problem wasn't me. It was Jay."
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"He's a very bad teacher. Very bossy."
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"I don't respond to that."
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"I need somebody gentle, nurturing... like a woman."
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"Hey, Gloria. What's up?"
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"Can you teach me how to ride a bike?"
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"You can't ride a bike? I love that about you."
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"I was beginning to think you didn't have any flaws."
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"Listen, I wish I could, but I'm late for an open house."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"- I could teach you."
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"- Really? - Sure."
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"I'm a great bike rider. I've taught a bunch of my friends."
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"I never taught anyone anything."
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"But my playdate canceled, so I was wide open."
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"- Barry? - Yep."
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"Oh. Hey, Cameron."
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"What are you doing in there?"
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"Are you living in our daughter's princess castle?"
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"What? No. Don't be ridiculous."
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"I'm living in here, man."
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"I'm sleeping in there."
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"You said you had just moved in upstairs."
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"No, I said I just moved in. I'm... I'm sorry. I thought it was implied..."
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"That you're living in a dollhouse?"
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"- Let's not do this outside, all right?"
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"You wanna go inside and talk about this like two adults?"
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"- Yes, let's do that. - Great."
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"- No. No. - It's okay. I just cleaned up."
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"Come on in."
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"Oh, my God. You are living in here!"
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh. Inside voices."
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"All right."
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"- Barry. - Uh-huh?"
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"Are you homeless?"
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"Are you insane? Look at this place."
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"- but you can't... you can't stay here. - Oh, boy."
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"This is about the bodywork I did with Mitchell, isn't it?"
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"You are living in a little girl's toy, and you have to move out."
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"- Well, this is gonna make dinner really awkward. - There's no dinner."
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"Dinner is off, okay? Now come on. Let's go."
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"No, no. Don't-Don't touch me. I don't like to be touched."
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"I'm a Reiki master. Very little touching."
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"Okay. Barry, listen to me."
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"- Okay. - You're a very nice man."
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"- Mitchell and I like you very much. - Thank you."
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"But I'm... You're welcome. I'm going to take your hand."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Don't give me the coyote look. I'm not a canine."
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"- We're gonna walk out of here together. - Mmm."
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"- This is not gonna end very well. - Let... Give me your hand."
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"- Barry! Give me your... - Oh."
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"- Mitchell, call 911."
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"- What's happening? - Barry's a nut!"
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"He's been living in Lily's castle! Ouch!"
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"- Hey, Mitchell. - Oh, my God. I thought he was living upstairs."
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"Just call the police. You want me to stop and give you the whole story?"
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"Mitchell, call 911!"
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"- Stop pinching me! - Okay, just for the record, I was right."
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"I still don't think you should judge people!"
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"I said get off me!"
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"Okay, Gloria, what scares you about riding a bike?"
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"Okay, Gloria, what scares you about riding a bike?"
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"Losing control and falling down."
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