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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Slow Down Your Neighbors (S02E02)

"# Hey ##."
Modern Family (2009)
"That takes me back to the delivery room."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God, Dad!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah, that's great. Okay, fire away. - 2-U-R-N-8-0..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. What's the address? - 2-U-R-N-8-0-1."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That's okay, Jay. I'm biking to school today. - Good for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Two-thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I had no intention..."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, uh, Sunday, 12:00 to 4:00 for the open house?"
Modern Family (2009)
"But she's moving soon, so what's the point?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Reiki is a bunch of nonsense, Cam. That guy's a nut."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Dad, jump in. - Not a good time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Shame."
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"Seven."
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"Ah. Was I that obvious?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, I looked like Little Orphan Annie."
Modern Family (2009)
"What the hell is he wearing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Protection pads. He needs more?"
Modern Family (2009)
"so I didn't have high hopes."
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"Slowly."
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"- No, Jay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, look where you're going! Look where you're going!"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's probably some bored housewife..."
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"- Hey! - Hey!"
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"It was in pieces."
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"I'm just tidying up a little bit. What's up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean..."
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"Okay, I can't even believe I'm having to say this..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I would understand if that was... - No."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're a massage therapist."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nobody's gonna hurt you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I never... I never said upstairs."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on, Claire. Let's fly. - I love her energy."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, why do you wanna move?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Which civilization invented the alphabet? - I don't know."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Good night, sweet pea. - Good night, honey."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub. - Who is it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You do know what "stranger" means, don't you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my G... Oh, my God! How long has he been there?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I saw him exactly one second before you. You know everything I know."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Okay, I'm calling 911. - I'm getting my bat."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe we're overreacting."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He could have a very good reason. - We should at least say hello."
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"So I looked that coyote dead in the eye..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I let him know, without saying a word..."
Modern Family (2009)
""I will not harm you..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but I'm the alpha here.""
Modern Family (2009)
"And he just stared back at me, mesmerized."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Whoa. - Yeah."
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"Amazing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Turns out Barry just moved into the apartment upstairs..."
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"and thought the hot tub was for the whole building."
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"Anyway, he's a super cool guy..."
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"and he's straight, so there's no weirdness."
Modern Family (2009)
"Aside from you turning into a 16-year-old girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I did not. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Cameron, give me your arm. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What you doing? - Oh, I'm studying to be a Reiki master."
Modern Family (2009)
"What I'm doing is I'm transferring my positive energy into Cameron..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- and I'm taking out all the negative energy. - Okay."
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"- Do you feel that? - I do."
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"- Does it feel warm? - It does. It feels warm, Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"Imagine that, in a hot tub."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you gonna do when he drives by?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna tell him to slow down."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think you should drag him out of his car..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs."
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"Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police."
Modern Family (2009)
"Order a pizza and call the cops."
Modern Family (2009)
"We'll see who gets here first."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ever since they put those speed bumps on Oakmont..."
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"some lunatic driver in a crazy sports car..."
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"has been racing down our street, and it is dangerous."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've got kids here and babies in strollers..."
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"and moms who like to jog."
Modern Family (2009)
"She has to run every day or she goes crazy."
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"She's like a border collie."
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"You're comparing me to a dog?"
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"The smartest dogs in the world."
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"- What are you guys doing? - What the cops won't."
Modern Family (2009)
"We are catching that speeder."
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"And when we do, he's gonna get an earful of this."
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"Slow down, jerk!"
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"- Okay. Easy. - Oh, my God. Mom, what are you doing?"
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"- Why are you being such a freak? - I am being a freak for safety."
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"And I'm doing this for you..."
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"Well, it's embarrassing. Mom, you need a life."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why can't you just volunteer at the museum or bring pudding to old people?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, if anybody's being embarrassing right now, it's you."
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"Luke, I am your father."
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"That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts."
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"Oh, my God. I know those girls."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What, are you ashamed of us?"
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"- Yes! Sweet Valley High!"
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"- This is that woman from the house on Seventh Street. - Ooh, good."
Modern Family (2009)
"If I sell it by the end of next month..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I dethrone Gil Thorpe as salesman of the quarter."
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"- That's awesome, Dad. - It is awesome."
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"- Phil Dunphy. Yeah. - That's it. That's the speeder."
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"Slow down, jerk! Slow down!"
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"- Yeah. Okay, 1-0... - A pen."
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"- I gave it to Dad. - Okay, 101 North..."
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"- 2-U-R... Oh, God. - Seventh Street."
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"Okay. 10-4."
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"This is gonna be my best year since 2006."
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"Let's go, kid. Back to the salt mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's a bunch of cool kids who ride their bikes every day. Thought I'd join them."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"- What the hell is that? - My new bike."
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"Mom got it for me yesterday. Pretty sweet, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's got training wheels. - Nice ones. Custom-made."
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"- They don't usually come on bikes this size. - Gloria!"
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"- What's wrong? - You don't know how to ride a bike?"
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"- I know how to ride this bike. - Stephen Hawking could ride that bike."
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"- Ay. What happened? Did he fall? - How could he fall?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You can't send him to school on a bike with training wheels. They'll make fun of him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Didn't you teach him how to ride a bike?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How could I? I don't know how to ride a bike."
Modern Family (2009)
"My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous."
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