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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"- Yeah. - Like, one toothbrush?"
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"That you both use?"
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"Every day?"
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"Is that weird?"
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"ALL: Super weird."
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"Marshall, four out of five dentists just threw up in their mouths."
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"Hey, check it out. Barney's leaving with another girl."
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"Wow, three girls in three nights? That's gross even for Barney."
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"Oh! (MUTTERING) Don't say it! You'll jinx it."
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"Jinx what?"
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"I was on my way toward"
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"a Perfect Week!"
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"The Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, zero rejections."
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"Incredible. I mean, it's really like the sexual equivalent"
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"of baseball's perfect game. But even rarer."
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"Yeah. The only player in history to have ever achieved both"
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"was Mustache Pete Drexel, back in 1896."
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"Now this wasn't the first time you'd come close to a Perfect Week."
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"You learn the hard way, though. One mistake, and it's all over."
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"Sometimes, one wild pitch..."
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"...leads to a walk."
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"And sometimes, you just lose focus, and it almost always leads to a hit."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"But this week, you were three-for-three, with no sign of slowing down."
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"I could do no wrong."
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"Wish I could say the same for my friends."
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"Cook didn't show up for class today."
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"I'm sorry, Cook?"
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"Yeah, Ted, we know, like, a ton of people named Cook."
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"Yeah."
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"Cook Pu."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Uh-oh. Here we go. The dreaded Dale call."
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"Oh! It's my mom."
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"She's going through some pretty major league health stuff."
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"God, why won't that guy call?"
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"- Wait a minute, you want him to call? - No. Shut up."
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"Don't you guys have, like, a toothbrush to share, or something?"
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"Yeah. When did you guys even start doing that anyway?"
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"Like, years ago. You should know. We lived with you."
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"Yeah, but you always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom."
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"Also weird, by the way."
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"No, we kept it in the bathroom."
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"No. There was only one toothbrush in the bathroom, and it was mine."
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"all three of you shared one toothbrush?"
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"- Oh, my God. - TED: Kill me!"
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"- I love this so much! - Kill me!"
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"So, you're through four nights. You're over the hump."
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"- Nice, Jim. - Hey, I try. I'm no you."
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"But then came night five, and with it, trouble."
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"Beer here!"
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, how's Barney doing tonight?"
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"Cool as a cucumber, just like he's been all week."
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"- Yeah? That's hard to believe. - Why?"
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"and Barney's being blamed for it."
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"That's weird. He hasn't said anything."
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"to determine whether or not he keeps his job."
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"Poor guy. He must be freaking out."
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"- I'm gonna go talk to him. - Wait, no!"
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"You can't distract the man in the middle of you know what!"
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"Oh, come on! This is his career!"
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"This is much more important than some stupid Perfect..."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"You can lick my hand as long as you want."
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"- Guys, we need to talk to him. - I'll go. He needs a bro."
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"- Hey, buddy. - Hey."
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"- Everything all right? - Absolutely. Sure. Top of the world."
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"(SIGHING) Who am I kidding? I need your help."
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"Anything, buddy. What is it?"
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"Which one of these girls looks the dumbest?"
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"All right, kid. Let's check the scouting report."
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"High and outside?"
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"All right. I'd go with the slider."
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"- Thanks, Skip. - Yo."
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"So, what'd he say?"
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"Hmm? Oh!"
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"Yeah, he's gonna take a swat at that hamburglar over there."
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"You were supposed to talk to him about losing his job."
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"Lily, how is forcing him to dwell on a problem he can do nothing about"
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"- gonna help him? - How is ignoring it gonna solve anything?"
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"Well, you ignored good dental hygiene for the better part of a decade"
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"- Cook Pu. - Dale call yet?"
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"- No. Why are you... - Guys, guys, guys, look!"
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"Barney, we gotta stop you for a second. There's something I have to ask."
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"Have you ever used performance-enhancing drugs?"
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"Although, I can't say I haven't been offered."
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"Dude, it was pretty awesome."
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"You should try it. I have some more."
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"- No, thanks. - You sure?"
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"All right. Suit yourself."
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"What time is it?"
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"- It's 8:00. - 8:00?"
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"I've never touched the stuff. You can test me if you want to, Nantz."
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"Barney, I trust you. I regret I even asked you the question, okay."
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"Let's go to night six. Two girls away from perfection."
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"- Honest to God. - Hey. Hey."
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"Dude, what are you doing here? Get down to the bar."
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"Ted, relax. I'm already six-for-six."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I started chatting up this Swedish supermodel."
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"Next thing you know, I'm playing a day game"
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"in the back of a horse-drawn carriage."
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"Giddy-what-up."
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"(MIMICS HORSE WHINNYING)"
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"(SNORTING)"
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"Awesome. What really happened?"
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"I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser."
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"Are you happy, Truthy McGee?"
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"Barney, we know you might get fired. Wait. You have to talk about this."
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"You are just using meaningless sex to distract yourself"
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"- from a really serious issue. - It is not meaningless, okay?"
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"Number five and I really connected."
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"She's going back to school, or has a kid in school,"
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"something about school!"
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"So, today, one of my students told me Cook is dropping my class."
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"Oh, my God. Pu dropped out?"
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"Any word from Dale?"
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"It's only been five days. He's gonna call."
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"Why do you care anyway? You said he was a total dork."
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