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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"Do not talk about Dale that way, okay! He is twice the man you will ever be!"
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"And God forbid, if you can't find another job, sell your place."
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"Marshall and I have an extra room. You can stay there as long as you need."
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"Make sure you bring your own toothbrush."
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"Lily, what are you doing?"
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"Talking to my friend who's going through a really tough time."
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"He's doing fine."
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"Trying to sleep with seven women in seven nights is not doing fine."
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"It's a cry for help."
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"Barney's whole life is a cry for help."
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"But you don't mess with a man when he's in the middle of a..."
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"What? Perfect Week?"
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Grow up!"
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"(BARNEY HISSING)"
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"One, you don't open an e-mail from Phil Simms in front of your kids."
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"And two, you don't jinx a man going for a Perfect Week."
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"I don't know what to tell you. Lily's always messing with me."
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"I think she has a thing for the Barnacle."
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"You're a keen observer of the human condition, Jim Nantz."
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"- I can't believe you jinxed him. - He doesn't stand a chance out there."
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"Okay, question. If I ruined everything,"
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"why is Barney totally hitting it off with third-martini-girl over there?"
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"- Oh, my God! - He's gonna do it."
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"Yeah. See, there is no such thing as a jinx."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"Tell me she didn't say, "There's no such thing as a jinx.""
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"Wish I could."
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"You were about to achieve something so beautiful."
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"Well, thanks to her, the only thing that could ruin a surefire hook-up"
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"was about to walk through that door."
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"BARNEY: A member of the 2009 World Champion New York Yankees."
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"Lily, I'm getting my own toothbrush."
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"Well, I guess that's it. Barney's streak ends at six."
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"What? Why? Because that guy with the weird hair just walked in?"
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"That's Nick Swisher. He's a New York Yankee."
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"No normal guy in New York City can compete with a Yankee."
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"And it doesn't even have to be a current Yankee. When I first moved here,"
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"I was on a fourth date with a girl I really liked,"
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"until I got rack-jacked by Phil Rizzuto."
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"- I was there. Holy cow, that guy had game. - TED: Mmm-hmm."
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"No, I'm not seeing it."
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"Okay, let me try to Canada this up for you, eh?"
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"How would you react if one of those Cachuck guys"
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"with the skates and the sticks walked in here?"
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"Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here,"
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"my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole in the floor"
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"halfway to China."
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"- That's what it's like with the Yankees. - Barney's screwed."
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"It's happening. Look."
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"Hey, wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?"
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"- Snow globe collection? - He's throwing junk out there!"
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"That is Nick Swisher."
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"- Good effort. - Good game. Good game."
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"- Good game. Good game. - Not good enough."
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"This whole week was a waste."
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"And tomorrow, I'm gonna get fired."
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"I'm really sorry, dude."
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"But for what it's worth, this week wasn't a waste."
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"We were all having a really horrible week and you took our minds off it."
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"Yeah. I had my first student drop my class. It sucked."
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"I met my soul mate and he never called me back."
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"We scared off a really great couple just because we share a toothbrush."
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"You share a toothbrush!"
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"- Well, them and Ted. - What?"
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"Wait a second. When we were dating you borrowed that toothbrush all the time."
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"Oh, my God."
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"They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment."
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"And deep down, we all needed that Perfect Week."
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"TED: The second she sits down next to Swisher it's all over."
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"Wait a minute! Aldrin's got a bead on her!"
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"She's running out of room. She dives, and..."
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"And I have no idea where she's going with this."
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"- Oh, my God! Are you okay? - Yeah. Sorry, I'm such a klutz."
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"Oh! Thanks. (GROANING) I think I twisted my ankle."
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"- Can you get me some ice? - Of course."
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"Oh, my God. She did it! I guess there is no such thing as a jinx!"
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"Oh, I'll get you some ice, Lily."
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"Damn it! Swisher's back in play."
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"- Swisher's back in play! - Follow me."
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"Hey, Nick Swisher, this guy and his wife share a toothbrush!"
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"- So? - So, that's weird, right?"
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"Actually, I think it's kind of sweet."
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"In a way, aren't we all trying to find that special someone"
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"to share a toothbrush with?"
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"Excuse me. Lily, Nick Swisher thinks we're sweet."
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"Martini?"
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"We're having a beer with a New York Yankee. How cool is that!"
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"Oh! It's amazing. I totally follow baseball."
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"Mookie Wilson, is that a thing?"
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"I live right upstairs."
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"What do you say we go back to my place?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Wow, to be honest, I don't normally do that,"
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"but I feel a real connection here, Seven. Christy."
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"Please."
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"I did it!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"I did it!"
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"Amazing! Congratulations on your Perfect Week."
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"Thanks, Jim. I couldn't have done it without my teammates."
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"Do you really think you might get fired today?"
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"Jim, I... I told you I don't want to talk about that."
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"Barney, I'm a figment of your imagination, so, apparently, you do. Think about that."
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"Mr. Donovan will see you now."
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"Stinson, we've reached a decision."
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"We're keeping you on."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"I know this past week must've been tough on you."
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"(CHUCKLES) I barely slept."
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"Here you go, guys, the official hat of Barney's Perfect Week."
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"I was gonna do shirts, but then you have to guess sizes,"
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"and feelings get hurt. It's a mess."
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"In commemoration of Barney's induction into the Hall of Game,"
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"this tie worn on the seventh night of his Perfect Week is hereby retired."
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"May Barney's heroic feat be remembered and spoken of"
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"for generations to come."
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"I'm totally gonna sit my kids down one day,"
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"and tell them about the time Uncle Barney nailed seven chicks in a row."
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