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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"(ROBIN SHUDDERS IN DISGUST)"
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"Gross? Are you kidding? He's on his way to a Perfect..."
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"NANTZ: Sometimes, a teammate makes an error."
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"You, me, the canned-food aisle in the bodega next door."
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"Wait. Are you saying that for eight years,"
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"Okay."
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"I'm not gonna let you ruin his... (EX CLAIMING)"
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"(SIGHING)"
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"What about the heater?"
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"- and you seem... - Cook Pu!"
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"I need to go to the hospital."
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"I was lunching at Tavern on the Green."
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"She is flushing her education down the toilet."
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"Unbelievable. You know, there's two things you don't do."
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"I mean, yet. He will. He will."
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"OLDER TED: And that's when Aunt Lily realized what's great about sports."
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"Yeah, baseball, it's amazing. But I tell you one thing, it's no hockey."
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"Hey, on to a new topic."
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"- What a jerk! - You're a jerk."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, we all have different ways of dealing with nerves."
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"It'll just be a few more minutes, Mr. Stinson."
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"OLDER TED: Some people chew their nails. Some people tap their feet."
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"And some people imagine they're being interviewed by renowned sportscaster,"
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"Jim Nantz."
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"Hello, friends. Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game."
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"Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan,"
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"and the sport of sleeping with random hotties"
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"has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson."
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"- Barney, welcome. - Thanks, Jim."
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"- Great to be back on the show. - Good to have you with us."
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"And, you know, the stats, they really speak for themselves."
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"Over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions,"
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"and not a single fatty. It's impressive."
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"And with all these accomplishments though,"
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"there's one laurel that's always eluded you,"
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"which brings us to last week. What was the story there?"
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"Buckle up, Jimbo. This one's a doozy."
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"BARNEY: It all started when I decided to set myself a little challenge."
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"- Oh, my God. - Whoa! He's calling his shot."
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"Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now, that's who I'm going home with tonight."
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"And,"
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"play ball!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey. How'd the date with Dale go?"
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"You know, sometimes that guy, with the horn-rimmed glasses"
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"and a Smurfs T-shirt, is just being ironic."
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"Sometimes he is a dork with a lazy eye"
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"and a love-hate relationship with Gargamel."
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"Robin, just because a guy talks a lot about a fictional character on a first date,"
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"doesn't mean he's not husband material."
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"Sasquatch isn't fictional."
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"TED: That was quick."
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"So, night one was pretty routine."
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"Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down."
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"Hey, guys, what should I say when Dale calls for a second date?"
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"How do you know he's gonna call?"
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"(ROBIN LAUGHING)"
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"You're cute, Marshall,"
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"but I think Mama knows when a dude's digging the show."
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"I mean, he couldn't keep his good eye off of me."
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"Well, let him down easy. People are fragile."
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"Sometimes without even meaning to,"
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"you might rip someone's beating heart out and stomp on it"
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"in a roomful of 26 people and a teacher's assistant."
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"- How did school go today, Ted? - Something bad happened."
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"It was the first class of the new semester."
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"Jamie Adamic? Hi."
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"Brian Glowatz, Glowatz? Hi."
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"Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign-up sheet."
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"That's real original, guys."
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"You know, I'd expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature"
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"and, frankly, more creative."
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"I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu?"
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"Here."
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"Come on, guys. It's gotta at least sound real. Cook Pu?"
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"Here."
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"Whatever happened to classics, right. You know, Seymour Butts?"
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"Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names. But Cook Pu?"
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"- (CRYING) Here. - Cook Pu!"
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"She's back here, bro."
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"All right, come on. Let me have it. Bring on all the Cook Pu jokes."
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"Oh, we're not gonna make jokes, Ted."
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"That girl must be really down in the dumps."
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"You really smeared the Pu name."
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"You guys finished?"
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"Are you asking us if all the Pu is out of our system?"
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"Wow, back-to-back nights. Barney is on fire."
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"(SIGHING) That girl's lucky. Barney was the best sex I ever had."
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"And he's the best friend I've ever had."
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"- He's everything I want Marshall to be. - He's everything I wish I could be."
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"I'm just assuming that's what they say when I'm not around."
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"I buy it. You're awesome."
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"Now, night three. Paint us a word picture."
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"Jim, I could tell I was on a roll, so I decided to mix things up a little bit."
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"- I think I'm gonna go small boobs tonight. - You're disgusting."
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"Lily, they're people, too."
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"- Here's your burgers. - Thank you."
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"- Thanks. - You're welcome."
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"What, you're not sharing? You two always share a burger."
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"No, we don't."
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"We're not, like, weirdoes who share everything."
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"- Yeah, you are. - That's exactly what you are."
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"We're perfectly normal!"
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"Guys, what's going on?"
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"You know how Lily and I have been looking for new couple friends"
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"ever since we lost Robin and Barney, and Ted and Stella,"
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"and Ted and Robin, and Ted and Victoria?"
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"Geez, Ted, when are you gonna get your life together?"
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"How'd we end up here?"
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"We went on a great double date last night."
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"We were cool. We were casual. We didn't spaz out."
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"And then one tiny little detail came out"
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"- and the whole night was ruined. - Ruined!"
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"And Joanna's toothbrush flips off the side of the sink,"
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"hits the ceiling and falls right into the toilet."
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"Come on. That's crazy."
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"Last week, the same thing happened to our toothbrush."
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""Our" toothbrush?"
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""Our" toothbrush?"
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""Our" toothbrush?"
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