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Clips from The Golden Girls - Family Affair (S02E02)

"- I'll do that. - No, you won't."
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"I have to wear a corset and lie back with my legs elevated."
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"Shut up and take the money."
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"We rolled up our pant legs, waded in the creek, and then guess what?"
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"Rose, sounds like you had a lovely morning."
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"instead of hanging around with me and three old ladies."
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"- Michael asked Bridget out? - Not exactly, no."
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"Dates, marriage, death. Especially death."
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"Oh, Blanche, how could you?"
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"My body feels like a Corvette on blocks with its engine racing"
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"- I blame you for this, Blanche. - Why?"
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"- That's right. - Oh, girls."
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"I was taking some classes at Miss McGyver's finishing school."
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"That's enough."
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"I don't understand how you could do this."
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"Despite my flaws, I am basically a decent, honest person."
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"Good luck to you, sweetheart. Call me when you get there."
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"Ma, what are you doing?"
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"It's a funny little habit I picked up. I call it eating."
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"Rose made it for her daughter. You can't eat till she comes."
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"Oh, please, there's enough food here to feed my entire village in Sicily."
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"- Blanche. - Help me. Oh, my back gave out."
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"I figured that would be the third thing to go."
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"What happened?"
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"I was in my aerobics class when I noticed this gorgeous man."
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"During the buttocks lifts, he motioned for my number."
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"I didn't wanna appear easy,"
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"so I rolled over and flung my legs over my head."
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"That's what I call giving him the brush-off."
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"- Hi, Mom. - My God, it's Michael. Michael."
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"Look, Ma, it's Michael. Oh, honey, what a surprise."
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"You look great. I'm glad to see you. I've missed you."
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"Why the hell haven't you written, you little ingrate?"
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"He's a musician in New York. He hasn't time to write."
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"- Hi, Grandma. - Don't hi me."
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"You can't pick up a phone and call your grandmother?"
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"You look terrific, Grandma."
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"I know. So give me a kiss."
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"I want you to meet my friend, Blanche. Blanche, Michael."
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"I would get up but I've thrown my back out of whack..."
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"You don't have to explain. Mother told me about you."
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"- Why didn't you say you were coming? - I could have cooked a meal."
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"My job at the jazz club ended so I came here."
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"- I'm so glad you did. - You play jazz?"
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"The only white boy from Brooklyn who could scat."
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"But I thought the job was till the end of summer."
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"I had artistic differences with the club owner."
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"People pick on him because he's talented."
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"He wanted everyone to wear a tie and I refused."
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"Michael stands up for his principles."
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"He's the Norma Rae of the music business."
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"Everybody, I want you to meet my daughter, Bridget."
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"Bridget, this is Blanche."
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"And Dorothy. And Sophia."
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"And a total stranger."
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"This is my son, Michael. He's staying with us."
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"Ma, you don't have the space."
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"Don't be silly, you can have my room. I'll camp out on the couch."
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"Michael, it's nice meeting you. Dorothy's told us about you."
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"- This is my daughter, Bridget. - Hello."
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"Bridget's going to study at Oxford, England."
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"I've found a terrific flat on campus."
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"Great. I hear the commute from here's a killer."
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"- Pardon me? - It was a joke."
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"- Cute. - Where do you go to school?"
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"College isn't really my style. I attend the school of life."
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"A lot of people go there when they can't get accepted anywhere else."
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"Cute."
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"Bridget, I know you're hungry after your trip, honey."
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"- I fixed your favourite things. - It looks delicious."
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"Wait. Where are the wooden shoes I carved out of cheese?"
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"My mother spread them on the tiny windmill you built out of Triscuits."
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"- This is my best breakfast in ages. - Me, too."
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"Normally she feeds me lumpy oatmeal and black bananas."
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"- You don't have to. - I enjoy doing it."
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"Here, why not double your fun?"
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"- Good morning. - How's your back?"
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"- Terrible. - What did the doctor say?"
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"I am the most spectacular specimen of the female anatomy"
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"he has seen since Julie Newmar."
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"- He said it's a back problem. - Thank God he's a specialist."
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"He said no activity for a week."
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"That's the same thing you did last Saturday."
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"Honey, you just follow the doctor's orders and everything'll be fine."
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"I don't think I can go without physical activity for a week."
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"I have serious needs. I'm at my sexual peak."
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"- Blanche. - Well, I am, Dorothy."
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"- When a woman's at her peak... - This is my child."
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"I wish you wouldn't treat me like a child."
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"Don't be ridiculous. I don't treat you like one. Here's $10."
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"Go take your grandmother to see The Journey Of Natty Gann."
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"Forget the movie. We'll double our money at the track, and goof on bums."
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"- Michael seems like a nice man. - Oh, he really is."
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"But I'm worried about him. He's always been a little flighty."
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"I wouldn't worry about that. Grandma always said I was a little flighty."
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"Or was it a little floozy?"
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"- Morning, everyone. - You want some breakfast?"
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"No. Bridget packed a delicious meal and drove me to the country."
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"We took a walk and picked wild flowers."
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"Julie Andrews showed up, you all fed deer and sang, "If I Had A Hammer"."
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"Oh, it was."
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"But it made me sad. I realised how much I'll miss her. We've always been close."
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"I was the same way with Michael."
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"Was? I thought you got on great."
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"It's not that we don't get on. It's just that we think differently."
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"I think he should settle down and find a job."
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"He thinks he should be travelling over the country, trying to find himself."
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"Maybe what Michael needs is a little exposure."
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"- Exposure to what? - To plutonium, Rose."
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"To somebody more career-oriented, somebody like Bridget."
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"Maybe if they spent time together, she'd be a positive influence."
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"Are you suggesting that Michael and Bridget go out?"
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"That is exactly what I'm suggesting."
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"I don't think so. I stay out of my children's social lives."
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"- I'm afraid I agree with Rose. - Like that Scandinavian saying,"
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""You can lead a herring to water"
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"but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.""
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"Alright, fine."
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"I thought they'd have more fun together"
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"I'll get changed. Bridget's taking me to the House of Fabrics for the felt sale."
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