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Clips from The Golden Girls - Family Affair (S02E02)

"I hope I don't get too crazy."
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"You'd better take a tranquilliser before you go."
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"Remember, last time, you hyperventilated and almost passed out."
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"I never passed out at the House of Fabrics."
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"I passed out at the World of Wool."
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"For the first time in my life, my body feels old."
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"I can't do the things I used to."
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"Rubber Woman couldn't do the things you used to."
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"It's only natural that, as you're growing older, your body changes."
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"- It falls apart. - It does not fall apart."
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"For 50 years, I look like Chita Rivera."
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"One morning, my butt's like a bulldog's neck."
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"I remember when I felt I was getting older. I was visiting my daughter."
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"She had a walk-up apartment, five flights up."
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"It got harder and harder each year to climb those stairs."
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"Finally, one year, I couldn't make it without stopping."
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"It depressed me for weeks."
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"Oh, my God. Is that what I have to look forward to, 15 years from now?"
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"- Another game? - I don't feel like it."
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"- Play with Michael. - He's not here."
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"- Where is he? - You were at the market."
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"The kids decided to go out."
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"I just happened to have some free tickets to the symphony."
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"So I suggested they take 'em."
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"Both Rose and I told you not to interfere with their social lives."
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"I just thought it might be fun."
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"A set-up date is never fun."
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"In Sicily, everything is set up."
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"Whenever I go into a restaurant, I sit with my back to the wall."
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"Except any diner in Newark, where if you're against the wall, you stick."
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"Hi, Blanche. Shouldn't you be lying down?"
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"But I'm tired of being on my back."
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"Did I just say that?"
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"Are the kids back from their date?"
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"- Our kids? - No, the Katzenjammer Kids."
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"Of course our kids."
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"We decided not to interfere."
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"We did, but Blanche here decided differently."
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"Well, I don't know what all the fuss is about."
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"- I heard 'em come in hours ago. - I'll say good night to Bridget."
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"- Can you bring my heating pad? - Sure."
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"Dorothy, do you realise it's been four days"
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"since I've enjoyed the company of a man?"
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"I know, Blanche."
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"I've been marking the days off on my Big Ships of the Navy calendar."
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"I can't stand it much longer."
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"and the wheels just spinning with nowhere to go."
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"I feel like I'm gonna explode."
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"Dorothy, you must help me. Do something."
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"Honey, there's nothing I can do. So let go of my hand."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hi there."
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"Rose, don't look."
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"- Michael, get out of that bed. - Believe me, Mom, I'd like to."
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"But as my clothes are hanging on the doorknob, it's not a good idea."
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"Oh, my God. They're naked."
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"People usually are in this situation, Rose."
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"Unless they're all dressed up in costumes."
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"Sorry."
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"What's all the commotion?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"- This isn't what it looks like. - I'm 80 years old."
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"I may not remember what it feels like, but I remember what it looks like."
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"- Grandma, listen... - You, listen."
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"How dare you come here and act like a gigolo?"
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"You've embarrassed me, your mother, our friends."
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"Not to mention that poor, stupid, flat-chested girl."
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"You've broken my heart. I'm ashamed you're my grandson."
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"Look what you've done. I hope you're proud of yourself."
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"Bridget, I am shocked at your behaviour."
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"Why doesn't everybody just calm down?"
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"Bridget and Michael went out, had a great time."
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"It was nice. I wouldn't call it great."
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"Sorry, too much wine."
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"Would you like us to leave so you can try again?"
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"Dorothy. I don't think we should encourage them."
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"Why don't we let them get dressed?"
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"Then we can discuss this like rational human beings."
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"That's a good idea, Blanche."
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"Rose, I meant let them get dressed in private."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"I guess I'm still in shock."
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"I've never seen Bridget in bed with a man."
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"Except Raggedy Andy."
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"- I just can't believe it. - Believe it, Rose."
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"I can't. You know when you can't believe something?"
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"I can't believe Alan Thicke has a hit series. That doesn't mean it isn't so."
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"But for that date, Michael wouldn't have seduced Bridget."
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"- What? He didn't seduce her. - You were there?"
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"- I happen to know. - How?"
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"- Bridget isn't his type. - No, she's too good for him."
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"How about a nice glass of lemonade?"
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"- Why is she too good for him? - He has no job."
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"Neither does Henry Kissinger but he's still highly regarded."
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"- My son is an artist. - A nice way of saying loser."
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"My son is not a loser. He happens to be very talented."
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"Yes, at taking advantage of poor young girls."
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"You agree he does have talent."
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"Rose, face it, your daughter moves faster than Marcus Allen."
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"I can't face it."
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"I don't even know who Marcus Allen is."
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"Let me put it to you another way."
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"When are you gonna accept"
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"that your daughter is not the goody two-shoes you think?"
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"- What do you mean? - What would you call a girl"
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"who sleeps with a man she's known for one day?"
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"A damn good sport."
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"You heard me, tramp. Tramp, tramp, tramp."
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"Dorothy, we've always had our differences."
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"But I don't think you've said anything so vicious or so cruel."
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"I don't think I can speak to you again."
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"- Go after her. - I will not."
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"I'm not the only one who was cruel."
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"- Morning. - I'm not talking to you."
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"You're still upset with me about last night?"
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"No, I'm upset because Crockett and Tubbs are wearing darker colours."
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"Good morning."
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"Why are you dressed like that?"
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"I'm introducing my line of tennis wear."
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"What do you think? I'm in mourning."
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