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Clips from The Goldbergs - Fonzie Scheme (S04E04)

"Al! I don't want to make any more sounds!"
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"As my dad decided his new hobby was saving money,"
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"Barry was coming up with a plan to save our butts."
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"There it is, gentlemen,"
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"the answer to all our problems."
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"Uh, how, exactly?"
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"Easy... We steal Cecil the janitor's golf cart"
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"and replace the one we sunk."
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"It's the perfect crime."
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"But then Cecil has no cart."
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"Way ahead of you."
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"We then steal another golf cart"
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"from a different country club to replace Cecil's."
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"But then wouldn't the second golf course"
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"be missing their cart?"
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"Which is why we steal and replace golf carts"
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"several times a day for the rest of our natural lives."
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"Isn't that a Ponzi scheme, bro?"
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"Fonzie has nothing to do with this, Matthew."
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"He drives a motorcycle."
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"Not a Fonzie scheme, dude, Ponzi."
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"And that's exactly what this is."
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"Not at all. All we got to do"
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"is swipe hundreds, if not thousands, of golf carts"
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"to keep our scam alive until we grow old"
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"and our children take our place!"
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"You really need to go to your sister about this."
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"On my way."
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"Erica, I need your help!"
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"Bup, bup! We discussed this!"
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"My days of looking after you are done."
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"You're a man now, right?"
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"Thing is, in this case,"
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"I feel more like a scared little boy"
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"who needs his big sister."
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"God, no!"
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"Just pretend it's next year and I'm at college"
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"What do you do then?"
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"Call you on a special red phone"
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"so you can rush home and fix my dumb mistakes?"
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"Look at me."
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"There is no red phone."
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"I am far away,"
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"living an awesome life without you."
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"What about the house mother in your sorority?"
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"Can she give you the message"
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"between bikini tickle-fights?"
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"You really need to stop watching"
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""USA Up All Night" boobie movies."
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"So you're not gonna talk to me"
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"when you're at college?"
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"No, but you'll see me at Thanksgiving"
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"and when I run out of money."
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"I'm, like, reeling right now."
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"You gave me no warning!"
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"I've been talking about going to college"
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"for the last four years!"
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"But it had no resonance till this very moment!"
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"- I'm okay with that. - Please consider"
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"forgoing college and staying with me."
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"That's so cute."
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"- No. - Then you leave me no choice."
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"From this moment forth,"
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"you are not the Erica I need and depend on."
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"Barry shall be my Erica!"
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"Here's a crazy idea."
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"Why not make Adam the Erica"
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"and just figure it out yourself?"
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"Never!"
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"Barry will shepherd and guide me through life"
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"like a bright North Star,"
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"and from now on, I'm putting all my trust and faith"
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"in Barry... A.K.A. new Erica."
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"Great news!"
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"I stole Cecil's cart to replace the one we sunk."
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"Our life of crime begins now!"
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"Well, I guess that's my cue."
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"Guess so."
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"Our Fonzie/Ponzi scheme was in motion."
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"Surprisingly, Barry's complex plan"
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"was coming together without a hitch."
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"Okay, we're just gonna abandon this thing by the clubhouse,"
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"and they'll never know the difference."
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"Wow. This plan actually can work."
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"I'm so glad you're my new Erica."
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"- Your what? - I'm just saying, with her ditching me,"
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"you're now entirely responsible for my future and safety."
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"Noice. Now, let's floor this bad boy"
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"and jump that hill again."
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"Uh, not to second-guess you, New Erica,"
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"but we've already tried this, and it went real bad for us."
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"But the new cart is so much sleeker, Adam."
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"It has a janitor broom on the back"
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"that acts as a wing to lift us to the heavens."
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"There's no way you believe that's real, right?"
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"Trust your New Erica."
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"Time to taste the sky!"
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"What happened?"
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"Why aren't we triumphantly soaring"
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"through the air like falcons?"
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"Thank God. We bottomed out."
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"Let's just leave the cart and go home."
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"Don't worry!"
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"Big Tasty's got this."
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"We just got to jump on the back"
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"until it seesaws out of here."
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"One!"
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"Two!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"And like most Fonzie schemes,"
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"this one collapsed lightning fast."
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"- I'm good. - Oh, God."
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"- I'm good. - You just got"
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"- run over by a golf cart! - I'm good!"
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"Why do you keep saying you're good?"
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"There's no way you're good. I'll go get Erica."
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"No! I'm the Erica now."
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"Listen to me closely."
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"Go get Erica."
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"There's a golf cart on me."
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