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Clips from The Goldbergs - Fonzie Scheme (S04E04)

"Growing up in the '80s,"
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"some of my best memories were with my big sister, Erica."
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"She was always there for me"
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"and entertained even my silliest of ideas."
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"My big brother, on the other hand,"
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"was most entertained by smacking me around"
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"like a rag doll."
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"Barry, put me down!"
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"- Nope. - Don't jostle him too much."
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"I am not paying to have the carpet shampooed again."
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"Mom, help!"
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"Like most brothers, when we got together,"
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"we didn't always make the brightest of decisions."
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"What are you two dopes doing?"
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"Deciding which college we should go to."
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"We taped 18 hours' worth of "USA Up All Night" movies"
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"and carefully studied them all."
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"Got to tell you, it's a tough choice."
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"It's between "Screwball Academy"..."
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"Which is ranked first in coed pillow fighting."
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"Or the unnamed school from "Sorority House Party,""
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"which has a great wet T-shirt program."
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"None of it's real!"
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""Bikini Ski School" isn't real."
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"You sound like the stuffy dean"
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"who lost the mountain in a ski race."
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"Oddly enough, it seemed like the older we got,"
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"the stupider the ideas became."
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"- Whatcha doing? - Dude, look how awesome"
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"- I am at this balloon. - Eh, I've seen better."
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"Better?!"
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"Let's see you handle the heat!"
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"Ha! I'm so much better at the balloon than you."
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"Fine! First one to let it hit the ground"
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"gets their nurples purpled."
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"Game on, loser."
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"I'm coming at you with everything I've got."
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"955. 956."
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"957."
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"I love how close they are."
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"Don't encourage these morons."
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"You're aggravating me."
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"Stop it. Stop hitting the balloon!"
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"Murray, let me put some salad on your plate."
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"This is the worst dinner of my life."
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"Oh! Still in play!"
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"Please give up. I can't feel my arms."
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"Just let it hit the ground."
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"You let it hit the ground."
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"I have a Spanish test in the morning"
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"I'm gonna fail 'cause of you."
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"Someone let it hit the ground"
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"and end this ferkokte game already."
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"We're too far in, Pops."
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"- There's no going back. - He's right."
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"We're in too deep!"
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"It's just a balloon."
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"Not anymore!"
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"This is our life now."
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"You'll all come to accept it in due time."
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"Okay, enough of this stupidity!"
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"Fortunately, for every dumb idea my brother roped me into,"
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"there was always my sister to bail me out."
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"There. It's over. It's a tie."
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"Go back to your meaningless lives."
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"I'm free! Thank you for saving us from ourselves."
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"Let go."
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"- You let go first. - Never."
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"Is this another game?"
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"I don't understand a thing you two do."
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was April 26, 1980-something,"
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"the day my dad was honored"
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"as one of Jenkintown's top businessmen."
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"His speech was one that said little"
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"while meaning even less."
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"I can't remember that customer's name."
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"Um..."
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"Well..."
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"No."
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"Point being is,"
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"that's why you always sell end tables separately."
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"Well, thank you so much for the award and for lunch."
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"It was... Yeah."
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"All right, let's go. I want to beat traffic."
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"Oh. That was such a great speech, Mur."
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"I am so proud of you."
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"Tell him how proud you are, kids."
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"Good stuff. You really did it."
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"Your job kind of sucks."
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"Ooh! Look!"
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"They're hanging your plaque, Mur."
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"I'm literally kvelling out of every pore of my body."
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"Look at all the amazing people you're with."
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"Yeah, I didn't know Martin from Martin's Aquarium"
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"did all this stuff."
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"He plays jazz, sailed around the world."
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"Yeah, and that guy from Vantresca's Tuxedo"
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"climbs mountains and volunteers at the zoo."
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"Here it is, Mur... Behold!"
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""Hobbies: Watching The Weather Channel"
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"and 'getting comfortable.'""
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"Hmm. He nailed it."
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"This is all you wrote, Murray?"
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"What? I only had a month to think of stuff."
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"Well, I'd say that's a very accurate description"
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"- of his lifestyle. - Not at all!"
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"Your father has many wonderful interests and hobbies."
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"- I do? - He does?"
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"Of course. I mean..."
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"Well, for starters, there's..."
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"I got one. He loves to call us morons."
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"I thought of that, but that's not a hobby per se."
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"- Stop it. - He likes replacing batteries."
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"- And checking the mail. - Okay, you're not helping."
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"Oh, and turning the lights off."
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"And screaming at us for not turning the lights off."
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