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Clips from The Goldbergs - Fonzie Scheme (S04E04)

"But you said you were good!"
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"Go get her!"
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"Yello?"
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"You have a collect call from..."
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"We're at the golf course. Barry's pinned under a cart."
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"We need you!"
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"Do you accept the charges?"
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"Mm... Nope."
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"As promised, Erica had abandoned us."
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"Meanwhile, my dad was embracing his new couponing hobby."
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"Of course, he'd need intensive training"
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"from the master of all bargain hunters."
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"Murray, this is a big moment."
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"I have never given my coupon pouch"
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"to another human person."
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"I don't need it. Look right here..."
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"Packaged pastrami, with this circular, two for one."
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"And where'd you get that?"
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"- They were at the front of the store. - Yeah,"
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"because the store circular is a sucker's play."
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"My babies do not eat pastrami"
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"wrapped in deadly plastic."
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"Even better, they're practically giving away canned meats."
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"Once my dad felt the rush of saving money,"
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"the student quickly began to surpass the master."
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"Whoo-hoo, I got myself a hobby!"
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"But you're picking all the wrong stuff."
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"The point of couponing is to find savings"
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"on things you actually want."
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"And I want to save money."
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"Look at this. They got canned bananas."
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"You buy 5, you get 10 free!"
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"Bananas don't need cans."
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"They're wrapped by God!"
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"As my mom lost my dad to his new hobby,"
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"Erica found her new boyfriend had planned quite the surprise."
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"Geoff, what's all this?"
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"As you know, I wanted to do something really special"
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"for our first official date."
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"Yeah, we're going to Red Lobster."
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"Thing is, I didn't realize"
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"we're smack in the middle of Crabfest,"
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"- so they're booked solid. - Damn it. It's April already?"
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"Seems like just yesterday, it was Clamuary."
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"I know how much you had your heart set on fancy seafood,"
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"so I scored some fresh lobster for us to cook here."
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"Oh, it'll be just like "Annie Hall"!"
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"So cute and fun and..."
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"What the hell are those?"
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"They're lake lobsters..."
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"Same tender meat with half the salt."
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"There's only two. They're bite-sized."
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"Yeah, they looked bigger in the bed of that pickup truck"
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"- I bought them from. - It's fine."
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"I had a big lunch. Just cook 'em up."
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"Um, I was kind of thinking maybe you could touch them,"
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"because looking at them makes my skin crawl."
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"Ew, gross! You're the boyfriend. Just grab 'em and..."
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"- Oh, no, one of them is missing. - Aah!"
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"It must've scurried off! He knew what we were planning!"
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"Really not what I had in mind for our first date!"
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"Hello?"
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"You have a collect call from..."
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"We need you!"
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"Do you accept the charges?"
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"We discussed this, Adam."
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"You're on your own."
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"- What was that about? - Eh, Barry's pinned under a car"
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"or something. Back to our date."
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"I think you should go help them."
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"No! We had a decade of terrible timing."
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"I will not have our first date ruined by my idiot brothers."
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"Now, let's eat these beach termites"
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"and make some memories."
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"Aah, it's on you!"
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"Its pincers are clamped on!"
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"- What? - Aah!"
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"Geoff, get it off!"
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"Get it off! Geoff!"
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"Aah, it's clamped on so good!"
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"- Get it... - Aah! Aah!"
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"Ow, get it off!"
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"Yes, Erica's romantic evening with Geoff"
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"was off the rails,"
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"and so was my dad's coupon clipping."
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"What the hell's all this?"
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"You're looking at our retirement."
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"All right, no more couponing for you."
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"I want my pouch. Give me my pouch."
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"It wasn't big enough."
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"We have a savings satchel now."
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"There is no such thing as a savings satchel."
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"Tell the ladies at the Pick N' Save."
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"All they could do was look at my satchel."
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"You went to the Pick N' Save in Trenton?"
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"Have you lost your mind?"
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"What are you so angry about?"
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"I'm finally into a hobby."
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"I thought you'd be happy."
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"Happy?"
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"This can says "meat.""
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"There are no other descriptive words."
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"Meat! What more do you need to know?"
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"- Meat. - That's enough."
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"I'm going to my backup pouch."
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"Whoa, whoa, hang on."
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"- What's in your purse? - Nothing."
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"Is that quilted three-ply premium toilet paper?"
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"Actually..."
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"it's four-ply."
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"Four-ply?"
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"That's three plys topo many!"
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"No one uses one-ply, Murray."
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"No one."
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"A person needs at least two plys."
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"What is this, "Falcon Crest"?"
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"I've been a couponer long enough to know"
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"that you paid full price for this."
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"I regret nothing."
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"Your coarse single-ply is sandpapering our tushies."
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