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Clips from The Goldbergs - Fonzie Scheme (S04E04)

"Always being annoyed is not a hobby."
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"He also screams when we slide around in socks."
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"Hey, stitches aren't free."
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"Murray, the whole town is gonna see this,"
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"and they're gonna think the businessman of the year"
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"is a lazy lump."
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"I'd say more of a lovable loaf."
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"You used to ride bikes and go to museums and see plays."
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"What happened to the man I married?"
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"Dad rode a bike?"
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"Ha! That must have looked nuts."
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"That's like Charles Barkley jockeying a horse."
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"I can't even imagine that."
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"Just go wait outside."
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"And so to cover for my dad's laziness,"
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"my mom spent the day covering his award"
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"from the whole town."
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"Move along. Don't want anyone to get my cold."
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"Okay, Mom's not gonna let anyone see that plaque,"
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"so we're stuck here until it closes down for the night."
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"Damn it! This day could not get any worse."
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"Hey, kid, take my clubs up front"
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"and return this cart for me."
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"Oh, balls! He thinks you work here."
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"Told you something special happens every time I dress up."
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"Whatever you're thinking, no."
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"But a random guy just told us"
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"to tear around the golf course and jump stuff."
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"He didn't say that at all."
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"What do you think? Should I go?"
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"Tell me to go, and I'll so go."
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"Know what? I'm done looking out for you guys."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It means next year, I'm going to college"
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"far, far away from you jamokes."
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"Consider this a trial run."
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"Your stupidity's in your own hands."
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"But that's a lot of pressure."
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"Adam, it has a horn!"
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"A cute little horn!"
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"Oh, boy, here I go!"
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"Thank you for whatever you said."
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"Let me honk the horn."
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"Whoo!"
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"I love being a badass!"
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"I'm like Smokey and the Bandit!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Aah!"
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"Fore! Whoo! Whoo!"
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"That day, fate was on our side."
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"Best day ever!"
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"Turns out, a little construction on the golf course"
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"created the perfect ramp."
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"Lucky for you, it's about to get a lot better!"
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"Well, you were right."
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"I could not jump it."
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"We need Erica! Go get Erica!"
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"Dude! You heard her."
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"She's done dealing with our awesome hijinks!"
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"I think this is less hijinks"
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"and more of a felony."
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"We should run."
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"While Barry and I ran from the law,"
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"my dad was ready to break out of his old habits."
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"I've given this a lot of thought."
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"I don't want you to think of me as a lump."
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"So if it'll make you happy,"
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"I'll do a hobby."
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"Oh, Murray, that's such great news"
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"'cause I already got you a hobby coach."
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"What? Well, I laid on the guilt pretty thick."
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"I knew you'd cave."
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"Dad, it's time!"
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"Do not parade your dad out here."
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"- Don't do that. - Hey, hey."
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"Who's ready to fill his hobby hole?"
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"Okay, I don't have a hole."
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"And if I did have a hole,"
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"I wouldn't want to fill it with a hobby."
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"Sure, you would. Take it away, Dad."
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"Okay, let's get the hobby ball rolling"
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"with the greatest hobby of them all..."
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"Music."
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"You got to bang the bongos, Mur."
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"I don't want to bang the bongos!"
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"Just bang the bongos."
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"I'm not banging the bongos!"
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"Just give the bongos a little bang."
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"If you want the bongos banged so bad,"
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"you bang the bongos!"
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"How can I bang the bongos"
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"if I'm playing "Bill Bailey" on the banjo?"
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"Murray, stop bickering and bang the bongos!"
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"Aah!"
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"Hey, you got to bang to the beat, Mur."
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"You're not banging to the beat."
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"I'm trying the best I can! This stinks."
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"Maybe your hobby's being an [bleep]."
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"What did you say?"
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"Okay, enough music."
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"Clearly, this is something I've got to get involved with."
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"No, you don't!"
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"This brings me joy!"
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"Look, it's my hobby now."
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"Come on, we'll find a fun hobby"
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"that you and I can do together,"
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"like, uh, scrapbooking."
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"- Huh? - Jazzercise?"
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"- Right. - Power walking?"
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""Power walking"?!"
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"- Couponing? - Coupo... What the hell's..."
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"- Well, what's that? - It's a way to save money."
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"Oh. All right, I'll do that one."
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"Really? I mean, there's so many better things we could do"
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"where we'd be outside, getting fresh air..."
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"No, I want to do the one where we save money."
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"Fine, I guess it's couponing."
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"Yay, my husband has a hobby."
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"I think I just got too ambitious with the bongos."
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"Would you be open to clapping?"
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