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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"I have decided..."
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"my new vice president."
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"Mr. President, thanks. That's real cool of you, sir..."
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"Ride?"
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"We are going to take you back, first to the year 1939..."
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"Under President Not Sure's leadership, a new era dawned."
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"Yeah!"
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"and had a total of 32 kids..."
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"How did this happen?"
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"Clevon is lucky to be alive."
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"This is Peterson, your new replacement."
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"was one of the army's most ambitious experiments..."
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"You know, just to drink."
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"Would you like another Extra Big-Ass Fries?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, yeah, that's..."
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"- They do? - Yeah."
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"I sure hope so. He's our only chance."
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"He won a contest. Got to be a cabinet member."
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"Hi."
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"had called a special summit with the smartest man in the world."
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"Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now..."
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"They said that you got me a pardon."
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"Yeah. Here it comes."
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"- It's working everywhere! - Huh."
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"Shit. What do I look like, a pants goblin?"
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"- Uh, Joe, I'm not going. - What?"
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"But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction."
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"- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby! - Clevon!"
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"Judge should be like, "Guilty." Peace."
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"Could you check again?"
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"- Hey, you still on the clock! - Yeah, girl."
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"Whoa. Did you just make that up?"
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"And the "UN" un-nazied the world forever."
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"Brittany? No, you didn't!"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"Report to, uh..."
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"Right. Kick ass."
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"Your floor is now clean."
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"Says here you, uh, robbed a hospital?"
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"I never did anything with my life. At least you were an artist, you know?"
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"- I can't hear you! - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry you're having trouble."
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"porn superstar, and president of the United States..."
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"With a combined record of 62 kills..."
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"They're circling around."
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"Shit. That's a good deal."
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"They're gonna do the Malachi Crunch on him!"
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"I object..."
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"Way to go, Frito. You know what? Just make a run for it anyways."
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"Besides, you know, I don't think Upgrayedd would be too happy about that."
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"- Extra foam. - I got a bunch of money too."
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"Okay, my niggas, we're almost set here."
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"- What are you doing? Why are we slowing down? - Turned off my battery."
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"Like, follow me upstairs, like, now."
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"- Hey, come on. - Uh..."
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"Shut up! I told you already!"
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""Excape. " "Excape. ""
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"You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answers."
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"Someone has to have invented a way to travel back in time by now."
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"- No jail time. - Yeah?"
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"You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Carl's Jr."
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"Goddamn, how does this time travel work?"
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"Get in."
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"Anyway, the experiment in which these two subjects..."
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"- No, you can't come in. - Can too!"
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"And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence..."
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"some "techmological" differences..."
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"Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?"
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"No way. Not this time. It's coming from high up."
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"bigger and huger than everything ever before in history..."
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"- You a fag? - I'll fag your face!"
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"Come on, asshole! Go on! Take him to jail!"
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"Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down."
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"Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest..."
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"Oh, shit, I'm pregnant again!"
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"We're just waiting for the right time."
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"- I thought you was on the pill or some shit! - Hell, no!"
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"Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!"
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"and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
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"Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack..."
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"Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence."
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"No one ever comes in here."
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"many of our best pilots, soldiers and military leaders..."
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"Joe, here, is not one of our best men."
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"Extremely average in every category. Remarkable, truly."
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"The Joey Buttafuoco case..."
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"about to change the entire course of human history."
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"Look, Joe. You don't have a choice."
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"And this is helping."
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"First, however, there was the difficult challenge of gaining his trust."
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"in exchange for dropping of certain criminal charges and a small fee."
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"a gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd, which he spells thusly..."
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"Jesus, Collins."
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"It is a fascinating world though."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up."
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"These guys know what they're doing. Don't worry."
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"As Joe and Rita lay dormant, the years passed..."
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"Some had high hopes that genetic engineering..."
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"Wow. Well, must be great to be able to make a living doing something you love."
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"- What unit are you with? - Oh, I ain't in the service."
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"See you in a year."
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"Like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with no plan whatsoever..."
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"All right."
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"But sadly, the greatest minds and resources..."
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"Next week on Ow! My Balls! Hormel goes to Paris!"
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"were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."
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"Yeah! Wouldn't shut up!"
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"Oh, private sector. Okay."
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"I've been hallucinating."
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"Your floor... Your floor is now clean."
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"Unaware of what year it was..."
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"But the English language had deteriorated..."
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"- powered by Jormi Technology. - Uh, this goes in your mouth."
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"but when he spoke in an ordinary voice..."
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"Hi, uh, I was in an army experiment, and I'm not feeling so well."
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"the base was closed."
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"leading to the Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505..."
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"- and have a healthy day! - Oh. Thanks."
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