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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"As the 21st century began..."
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"human evolution was at a turning point."
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"Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized..."
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"and more intelligent."
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"A dumbing down."
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"With no natural predators to thin the herd..."
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"it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most..."
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"Having kids is such an important decision."
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"It's not something you want to rush into, obviously."
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"No way."
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"Shit! I must've been thinkin' of Brittany."
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"- There's no way we could have a child now. - Mm-mm."
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"Not with the market the way it is, no."
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"Oh, shit. It wasn't me! It wasn't me!"
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"Well, we finally decided to have children..."
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"and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well."
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"I'm just saying that before I have in vitro, maybe you should be willing to..."
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"It's always me, right?"
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"Well, it's not my sperm count."
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"That's my boy!"
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"He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake..."
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"into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate."
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"But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research..."
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"and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler..."
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"Clevon should regain full reproductive function."
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"Get your hands off my junk!"
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"while masturbating..."
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"to produce sperm for artificial insemination."
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"a simple army librarian was unknowingly..."
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"- My what? I'm gettin' replaced? - Yeah, they didn't tell you?"
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"- No. - Some new assignment."
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"They're being all weird and hush-hush about it."
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"I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time."
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"- I'm good at this. - Good at what? Sittin' on ass?"
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"If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension."
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"I'm all set. Can you just get me out of this?"
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"Jesus. I don't understand. Why me?"
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"Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way."
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"When he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way.""
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"It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following."
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"You're just gonna have to follow."
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"Right now? Shouldn't I train this guy?"
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"I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day. Let's go."
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"Gentlemen, meet Joe Bauers..."
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"our first subject for the Human Hibernation Experiment."
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"Now, as you know, throughout the years..."
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"Mr. Bauers was chosen primarily for how remarkably average he is."
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"The most average person in our entire armed forces."
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"Additionally, he has no family, is unmarried..."
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"is an only child, and both parents are deceased..."
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"making him an ideal candidate, with no one to ask any nosy questions..."
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"should something go wrong with the experiment."
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"We had a little less luck in finding a female researcher's dream within our ranks..."
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"and were forced to look into the private sector."
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"This is Rita. Like Joe, she has no immediate family."
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"Rita agreed to participate in this experiment..."
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"We did, however, have to come to an arrangement with her pimp..."
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"With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of this pimping."
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"Upgrayedd agreed to loan us Rita for exactly one year..."
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"and keep quiet on the matter, in exchange for certain leeways..."
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"with the local authorities in running his pimp game."
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"Collins, could we skip to the technicals, please?"
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"Sure. Let me just finish here."
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"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."
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"Collins!"
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"Fine. We'll move on."
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"Yeah, that's..."
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"are to be placed into a dry freeze..."
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"for exactly one year is set to begin tomorrow."
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"As you know, this is highly classified."
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"However, if successful, we believe humans can be stored indefinitely."
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"So this is kinda crazy, huh?"
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"- So, uh, what do you do? - A little of this, a little of that."
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"Wow, that's great."
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"You know, I really envy people that can make a living that way..."
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"doing a little of this and a little of that."
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"I, uh, had a neighbor, Glen. He used to make chainsaw sculptures..."
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"and then he'd sell 'em at the flea market."
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"- Uh, yeah. - You do paintings or..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - What do you paint mostly?"
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"I don't know, just... people and fruit and shit."
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"Yeah. It's not all it's cracked up to be."
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"Me."
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"What the f... oh, hell, no. Uh-uh."
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"Hey, no. You probably don't want to do that with the IVs attached and all."
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"- What's the matter? - Man, Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me..."
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"Who's Upgrayedd?"
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"He's my boyfriend."
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"Man, how do you know this shit's safe?"
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"They've tested it on dogs and everything."
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"we wake up in a year, you'll be paintin' again."
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"Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?"
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"Just go ahead and lie down. Relax."
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"It hadn't even been a year, and the entire project was simply forgotten."
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"Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind."
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"and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate."
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"would correct this trend in evolution."
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"Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline..."
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"until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems."
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"which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever."
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"- Hold on. - Next, on The Violence Channel..."
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"an all-new Ow! My Balls!"
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"That guy got hit in the balls."
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"Ow, my balls!"
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"- Where's... - Hold on. Shut up!"
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"- Where's Officer Collins? - Shut up!"
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"- Are we on base? - I'm gonna base your ass on my fist."
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"In your face, ass! Shut up."
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"I'm sorry. It's just... Where am I?"
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"Come in here and not shut up."
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"Yeah, you were like, "I'm not shuttin' up," and I was like..."
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"Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help."
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"into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts."
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"he sounded pompous and faggy to them."
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"Paging Doc..."
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"Dr. Lueboo..."
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"uh, report."
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"Your floor... your floor is now clean."
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"I think it might have been the drugs they had me on."
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"My head is just killin' me."
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