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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"- Hurry up, asshole! - Come on!"
Idiocracy (2006)
"That's a weird misprint."
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"Joe was able to understand them..."
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"You've got hepatitis!"
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"My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."
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"Thank you for waiting. Dr. Lexus will be with you shortly."
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"Why don't you have this?"
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"All right, so that'll be... this many dollars."
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"You gotta let me talk to someone in the army! Wait a second."
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"Oh, my God! Oh!"
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"Why come you don't have a tattoo?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You're unscannable."
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"Come on."
Idiocracy (2006)
"Carl's Jr. "Fuck you. I'm eating.""
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"Would you like to try our Extra Big-Ass Taco..."
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"- No! Stop! Calm down! - Calm down! Calm down!"
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"Joe had awakened to a world in crisis."
Idiocracy (2006)
"A great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies."
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"There was a girl. She was from the same experiment."
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"Joe was arrested for not paying his hospital bill..."
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"Oh, God."
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"Listen, I can explain, okay? I was in an army experiment."
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"Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'..."
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"Thank you. Your account has been charged."
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"- That's not what the other lawyer said. - What do you mean what the..."
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"- Come on! My kids are starvin'. - I'm sorry you're having trouble."
Idiocracy (2006)
"He talks like a fag too."
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"I object that he interrupted me while I was watching Ow! My Balls!"
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"You shut up! Now..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital!"
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"I didn't steal anything."
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"Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection."
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"Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir."
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"Okay, sir, we're engaged in procuring your tattoo."
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"And you know what else? I object that he's not gonna have any money to pay me..."
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"No, it's not. My name is Joe..."
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"Okay, sir..."
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"Thank you. "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?"
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"was a lot easier when the world is populated by morons."
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"Please say the name of the person you wish to call."
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"Thank you very much, young man."
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"Thank you."
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"and another bucket that holds five gallons..."
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"Two?"
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"Can we cancel this and just go back to the beginning?"
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"to come up with the best escape plan he could think of."
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"- Document number G24L8. - I'm not sure if..."
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"Jesus. I knew that was too much to hope for."
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"- Can it get me back to 2005? - Oh, yeah, but it's, like, really expensive."
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""Excape. " "Excape. ""
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"That way, 500 years later, it'll be worth billions."
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"'Cause of the interest, it'll be worth billions of dollars."
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"Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money."
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"Oh, um, he... he's... somewhere else."
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"Yeah? Okay. Uh, 30, Frito."
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"- Trust me. - What happened to those army guys?"
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"Oh, yeah! What the hell, man?"
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"- Come on! - All right, let's go get my billions."
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"Uh, it's, uh... it's 80, Frito."
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"Into that dust storm, Frito."
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"That wasn't really part of the deal."
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"Okay, her pod's up here on the right. She shouldn't be far away, I hope."
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"You don't want to get thrown in the jails here. I've been in them."
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"Look, how far is it? Can we just take a cab or something?"
Idiocracy (2006)
"Please, pull over and wait for the police to incarcerate your passenger."
Idiocracy (2006)
"If you don't have one of these, they're gonna throw you in jail."
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"Oh! Oh, shit!"
Idiocracy (2006)
"Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!"
Idiocracy (2006)
"but there was no time machine back then, so..."
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"Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?"
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"You are harboring a fugitive by the name of Not Sure."
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"Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?"
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"So if he mentions anything about a savings account, just play along, okay?"
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"- Hey, you mind if I pound on that, Joe? - What?"
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"Yeah. I couldn't believe it myself."
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"- That's real good. - Then you... oh, yeah!"
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"Stop! You're gonna get us caught, okay?"
Idiocracy (2006)
"Costco has detected a dangerous fugitive in aisle 16,702."
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"- Uh, the toilet. - Be right back."
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"- But then, wait. Why am I still here? - Uh..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"Ow! Ow! Goddamn!"
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"- Put your hands up! - Don't move! Freeze!"
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"There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine."
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"had caught the attention of the highest levels of government."
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"The I. Q. test you took in prison."
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"What?"
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"Okay, so I go back and I tell her not to do the experiment."
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"I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Okay?"
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"That's how come he's making you secretary of interior."
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"- Sit down. It's President Camacho. - Hey, hey, hey, yo..."
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"Break it down, Camacho!"
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"He's gonna fix the dust storms too."
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"I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. President."
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"- Number two, he's got a higher IQ than any man alive."
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"And he's so smart..."
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"I give you my word as president."
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"- Hey, we found that lawyer you wanted. - Oh, okay. Great, thanks."
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"- Crops? - And that ain't all. I give you my word."
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"Econ... economy."
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"I don't know the first thing about growin' crops..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"More like... but on the street. You go, um... Wait. Let me start over."
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"Oh. If I had some money and a room at the White House..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"but he would cure acne and carsickness as well."
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"Shit, I thought there was two of you."
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"It's, like... It's, like, by the museum..."
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"See?"
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"Yes, I did. Now look..."
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"Stand up with me."
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"Frito, why don't you come over here and, uh, take a look at this?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Discreetly."
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"Okay. Get ready to run."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Come on. Hustle over here, buddy. I wanna figure this out."
Idiocracy (2006)
"when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A..."
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"enabling them to say, do and sell..."
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"- Yes. - Water. Like out the toilet?"
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"- But Brawndo's got what plants crave. - It's got electrolytes."
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"but he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve."
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"He would not get out of the way."
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