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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"- How? - Think about it, you know?"
Idiocracy (2006)
"And what about the nuc... "nucular" reactor in Florida?"
Idiocracy (2006)
"- I thought it was in Georgia. - Georgia's in Florida, dumb ass."
Idiocracy (2006)
"Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. Huh?"
Idiocracy (2006)
"- Yeah! - Good, good. That's a good idea."
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"- Like we did on the crops. - Come on, vato."
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"Hey, you can't leave."
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"I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I? You know what?"
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"- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!"
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"That ride sucks anyways."
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"when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime..."
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"So you knew this thing was just a ride the whole time?"
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"Yeah. You thought you could really travel through time, huh?"
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"- Yeah, I guess I did. - Yeah."
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"For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes."
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"- So why didn't you tell us? - 'Cause I like money. I'm sorry."
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"But if it's not a real time machine, there wouldn't have been any money."
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"You know, 'cause I can't go back in time and open a savings account."
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"Uh, uh, uh..."
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"Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's okay."
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"Well, I guess we're stuck here."
Idiocracy (2006)
"But then an even greater force emerged... the "UN.""
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"And so, after serving a short term as vice president..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
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"Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
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"when smart people were considered cool."
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"Well, maybe not cool, but smart people did things..."
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"and neither was writing."
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"so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting."
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"Not Sure, Not Sure, Not Sure!"
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"Vice President Frito took eight wives..."
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"thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the earth."
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"Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind..."
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"but he got the ball rolling..."
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"and that's pretty good for an average guy."
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"God, no. That just wouldn't make any sense."
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"But I have some eggs frozen..."
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"But in the year 2005, in a military base just outside of Washington, D. C..."
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"That doesn't embarrass me."
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"So, uh, you an artist or somethin'?"
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"- Yeah, paintings. - Okay, great."
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!"
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"Oh, no, don't worry about it. It'll be safe. Trust me."
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"What happens is, the drugs will kick in, we drift off to sleep..."
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"- It'll be fine. - All right."
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"See, 'cause I knew this, uh, Dutch exchange student."
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"His name was Untgrad."
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"But it was not immune from human error."
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"Freeze!"
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"Huh?"
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"- Yeah. - You mean like in the toilet? What for?"
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"I don't really know what's going on, but I'm seein' things."
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"You didn't gimme no fries. I got an empty box."
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"- Why'd you do that? - Yeah. I'm not guilty."
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"Guilty!"
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"Hey, look, can you just... can you wait a second, please?"
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"Really?"
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"Damn it."
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"Hey, I could have you disbarred... disbarred... for what you did to me."
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"- With Einstein and guys like that? - Uh-huh."
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"- Do they have one? - What?"
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"Thirty billion. So if you gave me 30 billion..."
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"- Is she bangin'? - Yeah, sure, she is."
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"Mmm, girl. Oh, yeah? So when we gonna do it?"
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"Oh, yeah. Soon, baby, soon. Hey, you know what?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah! - Yeah?"
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"- Where we going? - Just get in the car."
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"Frito, take a right here. Right, right!"
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"Well, yeah, he's sort of my manager too."
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"Yeah!"
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"Come on! Let's get out of here."
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"Hey! What about Rita? We can't just leave her here."
Idiocracy (2006)
"I tell her not to do the experiment."
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"Then I won't have to do it either because she won't be here."
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"just go ahead and shoot me, 'cause there's no way..."
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"Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ow!"
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"I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr."
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"- He's the secretary of defense. - Hi."
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"He's kinda stupid, but he's President Camacho's stepbrother."
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"You know, I think there's been some kind of mistake..."
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"Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior."
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"Chill out."
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"Shit."
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"South Carolina, "whassup?""
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"He'll fix the problems with all the dead crops."
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"He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth."
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"Besides, you do a kick-ass job..."
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"And get you one too."
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"Shit!"
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"Whoo!"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Listen, I told these people that you were smart, okay?"
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"- So act smart! - Smart like you?"
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"Well, because, uh, you know, she'd be an essential... integral... asset..."
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"No way. I spent the last two days looking for it. It ain't easy to find."
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"And you should also think about maybe finding an art manager who's not also your boyfriend."
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"They're watering crops with a sports drink?"
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"Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water..."
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"So wait a minute. What you're saying..."
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"killing plants and leading to the dust bowl."
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"He was on the fast track to a full presidential pardon."
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"and the computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody."
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"He said, "Man, whatever."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"- So just go back and... - Visit's over!"
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"And Rita, whatever you do, keep painting, okay?"
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"Okay, we're gonna do this shit."
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"the star of Ow! My Balls! Hormel Chavez!"
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"Come here!"
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"Oh! Can you turn this up? I love Rehabilitation."
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"please welcome Vinny Mawumba in the Dildozer!"
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"Frito, can you get me over there?"
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"Oh!"
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"We passed some crops on the way here. They're growing."
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"Holy shit! It's Beef Supreme!"
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"Can't believe you like money too."
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"He's behind the truck!"
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"Besides, they offered me a pretty good job at Starbucks here."
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"Yo. Yo."
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