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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"Yeah. So we can haul our ass back home."
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"I don't know. I mean, how did the world ever get like this?"
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"- It's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone. - Mm-hmm."
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"- I'm not used to it. - Yeah. Me neither."
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"You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?"
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"- Now you know why he built that bomb. - Yeah."
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"Hey, Joe, listen. Those cops..."
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"- Oh, hey. I'm sorry about that. - No. No."
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"I guess I owe you one."
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"Oh. No. I'm... I'm all right. Yeah."
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"You in bed with a stranger."
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"Yeah."
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"I know. I know."
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"Yeah. Oh, boy."
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"Oh, shit. It's Upgrayedd."
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"and screaming for Joe's head."
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"An emergency cabinet meeting was called..."
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"How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator?"
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"Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo."
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"Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero..."
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"- Why is this happening? - I think it's because we switched to water, but..."
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"- You mean this is all your fault? - What?"
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"Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Brought to you by Carl's Jr."
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"He tried taking water from toilets..."
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"And as history pulls down its pants..."
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"and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head..."
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"We now go live to Violence Channel correspondent Formica Davis..."
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"at the Extreme Court with highlights on today's trial."
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"Thank you, Velveeta. Well, it started off boring and slow..."
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"with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk."
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"Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me!"
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"That part of the trial sucked."
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"But then, the chief "J" just went off."
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"The guy's guilty as shit. We all know that. ""
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"And he sentenced his ass to one night of Rehabilitation."
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"Doesn't sound so bad."
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"Not so bad, huh?"
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"Here's some highlights from last week's Rehabilitation."
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"by Rehab Officer Tylenol Jones?"
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"And tomorrow night looks even more better."
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"Word is that Beef Supreme himself might come out of retirement."
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"Wow. Thank you, Formica."
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"So you think you can escape again like you did last time?"
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"- No. They pretty much fixed that. - How?"
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"They chained me to a big rock."
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"Look, Rita, get Frito."
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"No. You could have split on me before, but you didn't."
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"Look, you wanna pay me back? Just go back, okay?"
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"Tell people to read books."
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"Tell people to stay in school, you know."
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"Tell people to just use their brains or something."
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"I think maybe the world got like this because of people like me."
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"Good luck, Joe."
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"Okay, that's five down and one more to go."
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"Are you ready for a monster-truck duel to the death?"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Hey! Come here!"
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"Right in the balls!"
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"This execution is brought to you by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator."
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"So, my car's out front..."
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"whenever you want me to take you..."
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"- Yeah. - I can't hear you!"
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"That's a real bummer about Joe, huh?"
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"And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster!"
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"- We could break it. - No. He could escape."
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"- Who's smart now? - Let's bring out our criminal."
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"He cost millions of people their jobs."
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"Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!"
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"Yes."
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"This is gonna be so sad. I hope I don't cry."
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"Holy shit! Frito, come here! Look!"
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"Yes."
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"And now the dude that everybody came here to see..."
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"the brand-new Assdozer!"
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"Give it up for Beef Supreme!"
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"Oh, shit. I think it was too big, huh?"
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"We seem to be "experimenting"..."
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"so, uh, shit."
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"Well, shit. That's a big pile of rocks."
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"- Kinda reminds me of this one time that I was... - Man."
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"- Hey! - Oh, oh, okay."
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"Let the rehabilitation begin!"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Come on, Frito. Hurry!"
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"- Yeah! - Jesus, that was close."
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"Mr. President! Mr. President, I need to talk to you."
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"So, uh... so the winner is, uh..."
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"Uh-oh. Look."
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"Hey, Frito. Frito, you remember those crops we saw off the road..."
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"- right by the Starbucks? - Uh-huh."
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"Come on, Frito. Hurry."
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"Look!"
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"- Forgot what it was for. - Huh."
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"- You think it was for lattes? - Yeah. Probably."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Just hold on, okay? Everyone just take it easy, okay?"
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"Can I just say something here?"
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"I don't even know what I'm guilty of here."
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"I didn't know that you'd lose your jobs and all your money..."
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"No, it will work. I promise you!"
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"You just have to believe me. I just wanted to help you. That's all."
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"where you try to blow up the one person that's tryin' to help you?"
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"Hey, was I wearing pants when we went in there?"
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"Uh, "Rehabil... rehabilate..."
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"- Rehabilation." - Why do you keep trying to read that word?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Man, Rita. I mean, I don't know what to say."
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"You saved my life. No one's ever done anything like that for me."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"I can't believe I'm even saying this, but..."
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"- you know, I think I'm actually gonna kinda miss 'em. - Yeah."
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"Thank you so much."
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"I had some pretty bad habits back there that I don't want to fall into again."
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"Maybe it's time I got a new start."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah? You're still gonna paint though, right?"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"I guess this is good-bye then."
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"Let me get that little peanut head up here."
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"I have decided to make him..."
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"- You know, I gotta get home. - But we still got all these problems."
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