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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit."
Idiocracy (2006)
"And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French fries and burrito coverings."
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"Yeah!"
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"- But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!"
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"I got a solution. You're a dick!"
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"That's what I thought!"
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"but listen up."
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"I got a three-point plan to fix everything."
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"And number three, he's gonna fix everything."
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"He's gonna make 'em grow again."
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"I give you my word."
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"He's gonna fix the "ecomony.""
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"And if he didn't..."
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"President Camacho made another promise."
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"I don't know how to be secretary of anything."
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"I mean, I've never even voted, actually."
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"I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is."
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"you get a full presidential pardon."
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"Fuck, yeah! Now gimme a beer."
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"- Do somethin' smart. - Yeah."
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"Uh, okay. Uh..."
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"I'll, uh..."
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"Uh, right now, I'm going to, uh, you know, confer with my counsel."
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"You understand? So I'll be right back."
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"Gotta go, uh, work on some crop stuff, get that taken care of."
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"- Hopefully get it worked out by the time we get back here. - Sounds pretty smart."
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"Wait here, okay? Wait there."
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"Dude, this is trepidatious. You got me a room at the White House."
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"Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone."
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"I'm real glad you're happy to be here, Frito, but I brought you here to help me."
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"much less the goddamn "ecomony.""
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"Let's see. Growin' crops..."
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"No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine."
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"Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff."
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"Okay, you know where the time machine is?"
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"Hey. Just draw me a map, okay?"
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"You still want the money?"
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"- I would be like, "It's mine, all night!" - Listen. Cut it out!"
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""Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home. ""
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"- I don't talk like that. - "I don't talk like that.""
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"Doesn't look that big, is it?"
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"Okay. Let's go take a look at those crops."
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"Especially the ones, uh, you know, out around the museum area."
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"All right? Hey, come on!"
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"Now, you either lead, follow, or get out of the way. All right?"
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"I also need help finding this girl named Rita, like, immediately..."
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"- and Frito will give you a hand with it. - Why?"
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"you know, for our team, for us to, you know, utilize."
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"Utilize her! Utilize her!"
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"Utilize!"
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"Hey, uh, but you're gonna bring her here, right?"
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"Oh, yeah. Butt first!"
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"- Utilize her! - Okay."
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"Dang! May I approach your benches?"
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"Uh, yeah. This sucks pretty bad."
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"See, uh, just not a lot of moisture. Have you got the map?"
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"- It's right there. - I see it. I see it."
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"Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure. They found that whore you wanted."
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"Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on."
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"No, sir. Turns out she charged some guy a lotta money and didn't put out."
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"Don't worry though. We'll get her out..."
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"on a work-release whorin' license as long as you're doin' her."
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"Get your hands off me. What do you think I'm gonna do, run through the field?"
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"What the fuck are you all starin' at?"
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"- Joe? - That's Not Sure, ma'am."
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"- Secretary Not Sure. - Secretary? Secretary of what?"
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"Say, would you guys mind if we had a little moment together? Alone?"
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"You know, in the bushes?"
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"Oh, man."
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"- Fuck her, Joe! - Hey, you want us to come along, make sure she puts out?"
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"No, thanks. I can handle it. Yeah."
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"I thought you was in jail. How'd you get to be the secretary of interior?"
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"Just keep walking. I'll explain everything."
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"- What? - Oh, goddamn it."
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"We'll ask for directions on the way."
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"Damn it. I can't go back to jail, and I sure can't solve these problems."
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"All's I know is I better find Upgrayedd before he finds me."
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"Listen to me. Upgrayedd cannot find you, okay? It's impossible!"
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah! And even if Upgrayedd..."
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"could somehow magically travel through time..."
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"we got secret service guys with huge guns protecting us, okay?"
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"So don't worry. You're safe."
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"And you know what? It's none of my business, but when we get back..."
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"you and Upgrayedd should seriously think about couples counseling, okay?"
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"Hey! She's not puttin' out?"
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"Uh, no, she is. We, uh... we already did it."
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"Yeah. He was great."
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"Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh..."
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"if we'd go family-style on her."
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"Uh, yeah, probably not right now."
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"We should focus on the crops. So let's get back to work. Maybe later."
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"- Tastes like Gatorade. - Is that that Brawndo stuff?"
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"virtually everywhere."
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"Water, the basic component of all life..."
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"had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin."
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"The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330..."
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"and the F. C. C..."
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"anything they wanted."
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"Joe didn't know any of this..."
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"This time, he would lead."
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"what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff."
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"Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea."
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"Okay, look."
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"The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working."
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"Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow."
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"Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet."
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"Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?"
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"You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon."
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"So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?"
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"Brawndo's got what plants crave."
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"- Goddamn it. - Yeah, it's got electrolytes."
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"What are electrolytes? Do you even know?"
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"It's what they use to make Brawndo."
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"Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?"
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"'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes."
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"and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants..."
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"and that they wanted water."
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"He made believers out of everyone."
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"Joe didn't know it, but the beloved electrolytes..."
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"Or so it seemed."
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