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Clips from Idiocracy (2006)

"Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years."
Idiocracy (2006)
"And now, Sweet Bang Tube."
Idiocracy (2006)
"Oh, yeah, give me some. Cut me a piece."
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"All right."
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"Hey. Hey, get out of here. Hey, get out of here!"
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"No, wait, listen. You let me, an innocent man, get thrown in jail."
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"So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah, really. Now, look. Okay, here's the deal."
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"I've been thinking. It's been 500 years."
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"- You know, scientists? You know? - Uh."
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"A time machine, for time travel."
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"No, no, they got a time machine."
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"- Are-are-are you sure? - Yeah."
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"And it breaks all the time 'cause some smart guy made it a long time ago."
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"I don't care. Just get me there, okay?"
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"- Well... - Please!"
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"Listen, I-I... I "supersize" with you..."
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"but didn't you go to jail for not havin' enough money?"
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"Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"I open a savings account in your name."
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"- Oh, I-I like money. - Yeah."
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"- How many billions? - Like, 10."
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"Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20."
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"Thirty billion dollars."
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"It's $80 billion. That's a mighty big minus, isn't it?"
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"- Yeah. I like money though. - Police! Open the door!"
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"We're looking for an "excaped" individual."
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"- This particular individual's name is Not Sure. - Eighty billion."
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"- You got something I can wear? - Yeah. There's Pro-Wear on the top, assorted in the middle."
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"A Coke machine in the vicinity caught his tattoo."
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"Seemed to be heading for this particular "domistile"."
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"Okay, sir, we're comin' in."
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"Oh, okay, one more thing. We gotta go find this girl, Rita, first, okay?"
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"- Okay, I'll, uh, throw in another couple billion, all right? - I like money."
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"Why don't you come back tomorrow?"
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"When I finally utilize you, you gonna be paying me."
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"That's right. Whatever you say, sir."
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"- Thank you! - Rita!"
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"Rita! It's me, Joe, from the experiment. Get in the car! Come on."
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"Just get in the car. I'll explain everything."
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"Wait a minute. You got cops after you?"
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"- Yeah. - And you made me get in the car? I got two strikes, asshole!"
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"They must have just forgotten about us."
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"It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no!"
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"So, you owe your boyfriend money?"
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"You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit."
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"Look, Rita, you gotta understand that Upgrayedd's been dead for a long time now."
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"- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past..."
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"Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. Now, then, last week..."
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"He will find a way to come get his money!"
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"- All I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it... - You know what?"
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"Last time you told me not to worry was 500 goddamn years ago..."
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"when you were trying to tell me to get into some coffin."
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"- Look, Rita, I don't know how this happened, okay?"
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"But I'm doing everything I can to get us back there, okay? I promise you."
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"- Hell, no. You know what? Let me outta here. - Thank you for your help."
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"They're bad. You're better off being with us, as bad as that sounds."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What the hell's wrong with you? That's your car."
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"Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fire!"
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"Hey, how much farther is it?"
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"Uh, it's, like, far."
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"Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe."
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"Man, he don't seem too bright. You sure he knows where he's going?"
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"How'd you hook up with this guy, anyway?"
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"He's my lawyer. And he's not a very good one either."
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"He's a goddamned idiot."
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"Jesus Christ. Oh, look. One more thing."
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"He thinks he's gonna get billions of dollars if he takes us there."
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"Then I'll spend the rest of my life trying to fix it."
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"Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you."
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"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
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"Shuttle's down there in electronics, about an hour from here."
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"We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going?"
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"Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here."
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"In Costco?"
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"Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings."
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"Hey, come on, Joe. I already told you..."
Idiocracy (2006)
"we'd all like a hand job, but we don't have time for it."
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"Hey, baby, wanna go out?"
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"Wanna go out, honey?"
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"Shuttle comes every few minutes. Shouldn't be long."
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"Do I got time to use the bathroom?"
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"Yeah, back that thing up."
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"- I like having sex with chicks. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - I think everybody does, Frito."
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"Not like I do. Like when you get it like this, sideways."
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"Then you just, like, back it up. And then you..."
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"Warning! Warning!"
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"- Then she won't even be here. That'll work, right? - Uh..."
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"- No, wait. - Please stand clear of the doors."
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"She already is here. That must mean I didn't go back in time, right?"
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"- Uh... No, wait, hold on. It just means I haven't done it yet."
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"- Then I won't have to come back and save her, right? - I..."
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"Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail..."
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"- Ow! God! Hey, stop! - Damn it."
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"- What is this? - Okay, sir, this is the White House."
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"- What are we doing at the White House? - What?"
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"Okay, wait a minute. I'm the smartest guy in the world? Says who?"
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"Okay, so who are you?"
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"I'm the secretary of energy."
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"- Why do you keep saying that? - 'Cause they pay me every time I do."
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"It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?"
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"And, uh, funbags over there is the attorney general."
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"And that's the secretary of education."
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"Still, he does a pretty good job, eh?"
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"'cause the test I took was real, real easy."
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"- I don't even know what it is. - You better find out."
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"I gotta take care of some "bidness," baby, so I need y'all to wait outside."
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"Dwayne Elizondo Camacho, five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion..."
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"- So you smart, huh? - No, no."
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"I thought your head would be bigger."
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"Goddamn."
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"It look like a peanut."
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"Let's get you sworn in."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!"
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"President Camacho!"
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"Shut up."
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