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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"a mastery miracle of modern magic before your very eyes."
Time Bandits (1981)
"You're doing a great job."
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"No. Please. I'd like to come, really."
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"Now!"
Time Bandits (1981)
"It's raining, pudding head!"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"No! Leave me!"
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"Someone hit me! Oh!"
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"- Oh, no! - What is it?"
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"Well, Kevin, here, it's yours."
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"- Waiter. - Sorry, Randall. Sorry."
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"The money wasn't important to him."
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"I bet you've killed lots of people."
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"and heir to the throne of Mycenae."
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"Why couldn't you leave me where I was happy?"
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"We like a risk."
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"This is the big one."
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"you're gonna be a lot happier."
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"It doesn't matter where we are. You just gotta believe in it!"
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"It must have been a brilliant battle. Choo! Choo!"
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"So damn... damn... wet."
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"No. It's your nerves, dear."
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"And plenty of ice."
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"- What's that? - I don't know."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh."
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"And gargle."
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"- I've got something to say to you. - Go away!"
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"Terrify them."
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"No, none for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs."
Time Bandits (1981)
"Oh, but what about me back?"
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"You know, the way you used to."
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"Put me down!"
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"- We must try! - No, don't!"
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"I want to go home! I can't stand it!"
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"Stop whimpering, Fidgit!"
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"Bad back? Me? An ogre?"
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"Left, right!"
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"Go away!"
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"Right."
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"And the ointment for the leg."
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"How're we doing now, Randall?"
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"- Come on! Get in here! - Quick! Get in!"
Time Bandits (1981)
"Pull these boards out!"
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"- Here's a hammer! - That's it!"
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"Here!"
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"Oh, you're joking, Randall. There's nothing over there!"
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"Let's go back! We'll all die out here!"
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"- Look around! There's nothing! - Yeah."
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"I don't know, but it hurts."
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"Do you wanna bet?"
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"Magnificent."
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"Come back!"
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"You're mad, Randall!"
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"I promise you, this is it!"
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"- Look out! - We're going! We're saved!"
Time Bandits (1981)
"And the day after tomorrow,"
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"- That's right. Back! Come on. - Right!"
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"- No! Stop! Stop! - No, you don't! Get out of the way!"
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"Steady. Watch it. Watch it."
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"I don't know."
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"Wait! You're mad!"
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"Hold tight! Keep straight!"
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"Kevin, you're a genius!"
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"Look, closer. The time of legends, see?"
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"Yes, folks. Moderno Designs present the latest in kitchen luxury:"
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"Randall! Don't do it!"
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"It's the map!"
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"Here they are. Congratulations."
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"- Ready, Wally! - Okay, Strutter."
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"Right, lads! Watch this!"
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"Oh, stop him!"
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"Take up the slack."
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"The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness is somewhere over there, I promise you!"
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"We could've stayed at home making trees."
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"Go, Vermin!"
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"- I'm going! - Go!"
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"Come on!"
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"But you can't leave it with him, or he'll destroy the world!"
Time Bandits (1981)
"We can make beans into peas!"
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"Shh!"
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"Last thing we want to do is see him again. Come on."
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"Hey!"
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"for making calculations."
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"Stay, Benson. Guard the map."
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"Come on!"
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"I must know everything."
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"for the generation of fissile isotopes."
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"- I feel so bad, Benson. - Good! Good!"
Time Bandits (1981)
"He's going!"
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"Half donkey?"
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"- Don't, don't be so stupid. - Call them off!"
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"- Wonderful! - Don't mention it."
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"I'm a reasonable man."
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"Okay, Wally."
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"- It could lead almost anywhere. - Everywhere!"
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"I guess we'll have a lynchin', eh? Yippee!"
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"Or the diseased left tonsil-"
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"I control them!"
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"Get me down!"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"- Wally! Get down, Wally! - Evil!"
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"Evil! He killed my friend!"
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"Get down!"
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"Uh, a computer is an automatic electronic apparatus..."
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"filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong."
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"- He's dead. - What?"
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"- We've got to separate. - What?"
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"- It wasn't your fault, Wally. - It was, it was his fault."
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"Oh, do hurry up."
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"I'd like to explain everything."
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"I had to have some way of testing my handiwork."
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"- Don't you? - Hmm?"
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"- It, it just sort of- - Of course you didn't mean to steal it."
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"Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being."
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"Wally!"
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"You weren't watching."
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"I really should do something very extrovert and vengeful with you."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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