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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."
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"- Yes? - What about my friend, sir? Can he come with us?"
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"- Thank you, sir. - Oh, thank you, sir."
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"Hey! Don't go! Stop!"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"I think so."
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"You mean you let all those people die, just to test your creation?"
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"- I think it's something to do with freewill."
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"Left the Sunday joint cookin' all night, didn't we?"
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"I never touched it!"
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"you'd have gone in there after the blender."
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"Go on, dear. Your father said."
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"Help us! Please! Help us!"
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"- Where are we? - I'm stuck!"
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"Farmers!"
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"Take aim! Fire!"
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"and three quarters."
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"Wasn't he interesting?"
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"Thieves! After them!"
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"- Help! - Come on."
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"- Quick! Quick! - We did it!"
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"Oh, yes, I know, and believe you me the poor are going to be not just thrilled,"
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"- Pink Bunkadoo? - Yeah. Beautiful tree that was."
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"Well, see for yourself, sir."
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"Thank you very, very, very, very much."
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"Slugs! He created slugs."
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"Where did you come from? Huh?"
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"Remind the queen that I still rule this city."
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"Pansy. Pansy, look at me."
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"- Of course, I love you. - You don't mind the, the thing on the end of my nose?"
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"It does exist."
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"- The time of legends- - The time of legends! There's no such thing."
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"How could I know we were gonna run slap-bang into an iceberg?"
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"- What's in there? - I don't know, but it's not prawns."
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"- That was the problem. - You've been overdoing it a bit, dear."
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"the most fabulous object in the world. ""
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"Look."
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"Catch all! Come on!"
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"the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness."
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"And here they are- the winners of the most fabulous object in the world."
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"The answer to all their problems and yours..."
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"- That's it, then. - It's all over."
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"Trevor, Diane- Oh, don't they look lovely!"
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"- Come on, you lot! Shift! - We'll never get out of here!"
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"No!"
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"Throw it!"
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"I'm coming! I'm coming!"
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"- Oh, no! - He's found us!"
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"Hold on! Hey! Hey!"
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"Well, I am the nice one."
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"Come on, then. Back to creation."
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"- Oh, Trevor! - Me super deluxe steamer!"
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"Mom?"
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"Yeah, stinkin' rich!"
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"Well, He created you, so He can't be totally-"
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"- Where are we? - We've lost them."
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"you can only get one hour's sleep a night because your back hurts,"
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"Hey!"
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"But you are horrible, dear."
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"Oh!"
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"Get out of the way, Fidgit!"
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"That's enough, Wally!"
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"Tsk. Hmm."
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"I am all-powerful!"
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"And just on the other side,"
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"Otherwise, Horseflesh wouldn't have put it on the map."
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"Ten-hut!"
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"Get it!"
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"- What? - You don't want it?"
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"- Don't worry, Fidgit! I'm coming! - Help!"
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"Strutter, take this!"
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"- When can we give up? - Come on. It's just a big further-"
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"Fidgit!"
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"Don't! Help me!"
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"- Stop! - Go!"
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"and inside the fortress of ultimate darkness,"
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"Awful people."
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"If the queen wishes to see me, I'll be in the courts all afternoon."
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"Come on! Throw!"
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"They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery."
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"Mom!"
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"That's right, Og. Show 'em we can do something right for a change."
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"Huh?"
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"- I mustn't waste any more time. - Bye, Kevin."
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"Gosh! I say!"
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"It's coming this way! Run for it!"
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"You try being beastly and terrifying when you-"
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"Oh!"
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"Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Hey!"
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"Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinkin' rich?"
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"You're just sayin' that."
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"Stay where you are! Something's happening!"
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"Give us some more."
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"I made myself. I cannot be unmade."
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""In the middle of the time of legends is a fortress of ultimate darkness,"
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"- Huh? - Play something like this."
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"Help! Help!"
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"- Yeah! - You can't give up now."
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"Got him!"
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"- I can't control it! - Of course you can't, you silly man."
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"We make a great team, don't we?"
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"Brilliant, Evil One."
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"Psst."
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"You never know until you've eaten it."
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"Help! Robbers!"
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"- The boss? - That's right."
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"It was a bit of a botched job. We only had seven days to make it."
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"Come on, you weasels."
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"- Hey, that's us! - Someone's in trouble. Come on!"
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"The most fabulous object in the world."
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"All three are to receive summary executions today."
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"Hello!"
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"- Abandon plank! - No!"
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"That's it! Now!"
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"Come on. Lead us in a big hand for the lucky winners!"
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"There's only one way to go now."
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"- Listen to me! - Get out of the way!"
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"We have found it!"
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"- Do it again! - Harder! Really hard!"
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"Stop them by every means in my power!"
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