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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"Yes, folks, Moderna Designs..."
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"The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic Convenience Center-ette..."
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"that can make you a meal from packet to plate..."
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"in 15 and a half seconds."
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"The Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds."
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"Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds."
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"Lucky things."
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"Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors..."
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"had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?"
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"Well, at least we've got a two-speed hedge cutter."
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"They were trying to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands."
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"Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00."
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"Well, that's today's top prize."
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"Let's meet today's star guest on Your Money Or Your Life."
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"Bring them on, girls. Oh, don't they look gorgeous?"
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"Turn that light off!"
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"It is off."
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"What the hell is going on up here?"
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"I told you to put that light out and get to bed."
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"- But- - And no more noise!"
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"It came off just like that. The whole thermostat."
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"That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone."
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"- She's in a terrible state. - Should've bought German."
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"- Mom? - It would've matched her rotissomat."
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"- Mom, Dad, can I- - You're going to bed in good time tonight."
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"- I was thinking of going to bed now. - Now? Certainly not."
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"- You must wait for your food to go down. - I haven't eaten any food."
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"Well, you must eat your food."
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"Oh, no! Not the carvery again."
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"is what famous film star begins with "C"?"
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"Come on, Beryl. Come on. Jumbo's gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl."
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"You've got to answer it, Beryl. Come on. Come on, Beryl."
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"- It's gone down now. - Come on, Beryl. Come on."
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"- What? - My supper. It's gone down."
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"Yeah, all right. Off you go. But no noise."
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"- What? - No noise!"
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"All right. Okay."
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"No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star."
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"Oh, dear. Oh, well. That's Your Money Or Your Life."
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"With a kitchen like that?"
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"Our kitchen's all right, isn't it?"
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"- Where are we? - I don't know."
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"It's him! Run for it!"
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"It's not as bad as it looks."
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"We just borrowed the map."
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"Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh..."
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"Yeah, we did."
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"Who are you?"
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"It didn't sound like him, did it?"
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"It doesn't even look like him."
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"Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face."
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"His face, dummy!"
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"It's a kid!"
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"Og, Fidgit, check the door."
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"All clear."
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"Just tell us how we get out of here, keep quiet and you won't get hurt."
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"Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep."
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"Yeah."
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"If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to Vermin."
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"He eats anything, you know."
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"I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help."
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"You know, and you're not going to tell us."
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"- The way out. - It's never done that before."
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"Come on, you lot, push!"
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"Wait for me to give the order, all right?"
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"Stop! Stop! You never start on one."
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"- What is it then, two or three? - Three."
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"And push!"
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"Return what you have stolen from me!"
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"Return! Return the map!"
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"It will bring you great danger!"
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"Get under here. Hold him, Strutter."
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"Shut up!"
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"All clear. Wally?"
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"- Strutter? - Yeah."
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"Where are we? What happened to my bedroom?"
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"Who was that man?"
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"We don't know him that well. We only work for Him."
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"Shut up! Now, are we all here?"
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"- Yeah, he's here. - Vermin?"
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"Vermin, will you stop eating!"
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"It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us."
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"- Hey, where are you going? - Get him! He'll give us away."
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"Sorry. What town is that?"
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"- Napoleon? - Yes. It's his city now."
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"You're going the wrong way."
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"- Get down! - You nearly got us caught!"
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"You silly fool. You could've ruined everything."
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"- Do you know where we are? - Shut up. Of course I do."
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"1796. Battle of Castiglione."
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"Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?"
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"- We agreed no leader. - Right. So shut up and do as I say."
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"Now, we've got to get into the city."
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"We can't. The roads are too dangerous."
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"I've got an idea. We can use the river."
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"What are we going to do here?"
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"We're international criminals. We do robberies."
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"You're not gonna rob him?"
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"Yeah. Every single penny he's got."
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"Monsieur Commander..."
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"would like very much to surrender now, please."
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"Look at that! Look at the little fellow!"
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"With the city, we have the whole area of western Lombardy at our feet."
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"Oh, go away!"
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"Oh, stop it!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Mon Commander, they are very keen to surrender."
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"They have been here eight hours."
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"Don't stand so close to me, Neguy!"
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"You on one side and him on the other-"
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"It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!"
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"Just because you think I'm small."
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"No, Commander, you are not small at all."
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"No, not by any means. Five-foot-one is not small."
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"Yeah, five-foot-one and conqueror of Italy."
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"- Not bad, huh? - Very, very good."
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"- Oh! Oh! Oh! - What just happened?"
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"More! I want more!"
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"- I- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Encore!"
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"I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items."
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