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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"Wh-Why don't you get out the way you came?"
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"- He's found it! - What?"
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"Oh, no! Not like that!"
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"- You know, don't you? - I don't know anything."
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"Ready? One-"
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"- I'm getting angry, and Vermin's getting hungry. - I don't know!"
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"Who ever heard of anybody starting anything on one?"
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"Look what you've done, boy."
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"Castiglione, or what Napoleon's left of it."
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"- Which way? - This way. Careful."
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"Come on, boy. You come with us."
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"That's him."
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"Come on!"
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"We can explain everything, sir."
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"I've told you about that before."
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"- But that's Napoleon. - And he's rich."
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"Come with us if you know what's good for you."
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"Napoleon?"
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"Bravo!"
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"Where'd they- I just-"
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"Quick! The barn!"
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"I think that the mayor of Castiglione and his council..."
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"That was no man. That was the Supreme Being."
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"- Move it. Go. - Okay."
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"No?"
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"This I think you'll like."
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"The Three Idiots..."
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"You mean God?"
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"# Strolling down the avenue #"
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"# Boy, you didn't get rid of me #"
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"Come on."
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"Not one of them under five-foot-six."
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"# 'Cause nobody's there- #"
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"because I thought they were all small, you know?"
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"- # Not a soul to tell our troubles to # - Please let go!"
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"# And when it's 12:00 #"
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"Young man, you stick with these boys, you have a great future."
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"Don't you dare to tell me my business."
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"Great streaks of misery."
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"Louis IV, 5' 21/2"."
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"Isn't that incredible?"
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"the only man with any guts in British history-"
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"Shut up!"
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"Cyrano de Bergerac, 5' 31/2"."
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"- A robbery? - Of course."
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"Shut up back there."
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"You know, I come to conquer Italy..."
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"About turn!"
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"I told you. You stick with me, and you won't go far wrong."
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"- Hey, where are we? - Where are we?"
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"So let's get moving."
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"Hey, that's 16th century! It's nice, isn't it?"
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"Oh, Sir Vincent, you came for me!"
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"Hang on. He's just a kid. He's not one of us."
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"Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber, so full of... manliness."
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"Is it always like this when you've done a raid?"
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"But I thought you were international criminals."
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"And when He did trees and shrubs, we helped make all this."
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"- Do you really want to join us? - Can we really go anywhere?"
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"I don't understand. What's so special about that map?"
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"Stinkin' rich. Stinkin' rich."
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"No. No."
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"Smile."
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"Hey, come on! Smile!"
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"- You stole it? - No. Well, sort of."
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"Og designed it, didn't you? Yeah."
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"Oh, at last. Oh, I say!"
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"You see, to be quite frank, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect."
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"What do we do now, Randall?"
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"What do you want, you tatty-faced old scumbag?"
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"The boss?"
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"What's this?"
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"Say good morning, you scum."
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"Jolly good."
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"- Steal a cup outta a beggar's hands? - Rather."
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"Oh, don't ment- What?"
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"Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten."
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"Oh, you must meet them. I just know you'll like them."
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"There we are. Well done. Congratulations."
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"What did he say?"
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"Crumbs! And you acquired all of this by yourselves?"
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"Grab the loot."
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"Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?"
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"Yes, well, there we are. Congratulations. Well done."
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"- Have you met them? - Who? The poor?"
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"This is going to be so much help in our work."
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"What sort of supreme being created such riffraff?"
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"Get off me! Get-"
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"Never talk to me like that again!"
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"Evil existed long before good."
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"in order to lull Him into a false sense of security."
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"Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here..."
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"Crikey! I mean, I've been in robbing for years,"
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"Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"
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"- What? - I saw the map, master, just now."
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"in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?"
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"but also considerably less poor, aren't they, Redgrave?"
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"- Uh, understanding of what, master? - Of digital watches."
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"Soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones."
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"- This can't wait! - I'll never get a chance to meet Robin Hood again."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"The little one?"
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"- That sounds like a good idea. - Yeah."
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"- I don't know. - I'm losing them."
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"Ahh."
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"the Supreme Being allows to steal His map?"
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"and pull them in."
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"- Make for the hole! - Where is it?"
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"It's over there. Quick! Come on!"
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"Return what you have stolen from me."
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"Return the map!"
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"I'm not quite sure."
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"I'm not really sure."
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"Get back? To where?"
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"- It will set us free. - Shut up!"
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"Oh, and by the way, thank you."
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"Better? No."
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"- I can stay? - We'll decide that tomorrow."
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"No."
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"Kevin, let's get out of here!"
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