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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"We have Zuzu and Benny."
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"How about the Great Rumbozo?"
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"No. How about, uh-"
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"It's very funny."
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"uh, from Latvia."
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"It's a very funny act. They swallow brushes."
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"No, no! They're all freaks!"
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"What kind of theater are you running, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, sir, but-"
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"the little puppets hitting each other."
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"That's what I like! Little things hitting each other!"
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"# Like the seashore sticks to the sea #"
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"# Like you never get rid of your shadow #"
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"# Me #"
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"# And my shadow #"
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"# Avenue, avenue, avenue #"
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"# Me #"
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"# And my shadow #"
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"# We stick together like glue #"
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"# We climb the stair #"
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"# We never, never knock #"
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"# Me and my shadow #"
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"Marvelous show."
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"You know, you are the best thing..."
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"to happen to me since this whole campaign."
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"I heard they was really tiny guys."
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"Sir, I really think there are more important things-"
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"You are dismissed, you hear? You, Lucien, the rest of you."
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"- But sir- - No!"
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"I'm going to have some new generals for a bit."
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"Alexander the Great..."
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"five feet exactly."
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"Alexander the Great, whose empire stretched from India to Hungary-"
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"One inch shorter than me."
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"Oliver Cromwell..."
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"Not a big man at all."
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"Charlemagne..."
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"a dumpy little five-footer."
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"Squatty little chap."
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"Attila the Hun, 5' 11/2"."
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"According to this map, there's a time hole outside. See if you can find it."
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"- Right. - The rest of you, the hole disappears at 12:00, right?"
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"Vermin, Fidgit, the tapestry."
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"- Yes. - Let's go."
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"Ten-hut!"
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"Oh, Good Mistress Pansy, I could not have ridden faster."
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"Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham."
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"I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet."
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"Oh. And the personal problem?"
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"- Much, much better. - Ohhh."
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"And now we will ride full tilt to Dover, and there embark for France."
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"Oh, you don't have to wear the special-"
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"No, no, I don't have to wear the special- anymore."
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"Oh, Pansy. No more worries now, Pansy."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"We did it! We did it!"
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"Sometimes I almost believe you, Randall."
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"Why, it's obvious. We're, um-"
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"Vincent, don't worry about a thing."
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"- Exactly- - In the Middle Ages."
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"Hmm... in the Middle Ages."
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"Five-hundred years before the man we just robbed was even born."
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"- Fantastic! - Try that one in a court of law."
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"I don't know. We've never done one before."
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"Going to be. Going to be."
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"Yeah, going to be. Aren't we? Going to be?"
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"Especially now that we've got you, Kevin."
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"He knows an awful lot."
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"Yeah, and he's bigger than any of us."
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"You name it. If it's down here."
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"This map used to belong to the Supreme Being."
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"He used to be our employer. He made all the big stuff,"
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"like good and evil, men and women, night and day."
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"Whew, that's not bad."
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"Six-hundred feet high, bright red and smelled terrible."
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"As a disciplinary measure, we were sent down to the repairs department."
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"What?"
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"- And to Kevin! - Yeah, Kevin!"
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"- Here's to Kevin! - Stinkin' Kevin!"
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"Hey, hold it there."
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"- Hey, the map. - Yeah, the map. Don't forget the map."
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"It's a bit tight."
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"- Now, those are our sort of people. - Yeah!"
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"Help! Help I say!"
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"I say, my fiance and I would appreciate a bit of assistance."
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"Just leave this to me, Wally. We've just got to treat them right."
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"- What's your business, gob face? - We're robbers!"
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"- Villainous robbers? - The worst."
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"- The teeth from blind old ladies? - Of course."
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"- Toys from children? - Whenever we can."
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"They always crack in the end."
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"Wow."
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"Listen, I've got a few ideas for, uh, a linkup..."
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"between your gang and our gang,"
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"but I only want to talk to the boss."
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"Lose yourself, leprechaun."
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"Move yourself, lad."
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"- That's disgusting! - Wait here! I'll get him!"
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"Hello. I-I'm Hood."
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"- It's Robin Hood. - Yeah."
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"Good morning, scum."
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"- Good morning. You're all robbers, then? - The best, Mr. Hood."
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"Jolly good. And you're a robber, are you?"
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"And do you enjoy robbing, then?"
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"Well, it helps pay the rent, sir."
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"Jolly good."
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"And you're a robber too? How long have you been a robber?"
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"- Four-foot-one. - Good Lord!"
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"- Jolly good. Four-foot-one? - Yes."
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"Well, th-th-th-that is a long time, isn't it?"
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"but I've never seen anything like this."
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"Well, it was a good day, Mr. Hood."
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"- Jolly good day! - It's nice, isn't it?"
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"Rather! Well, I mean, what can I say? Thank you."
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"Thank you all very, very much indeed."
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"Well, I mean, it's frightfully kind of you."
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"The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled."
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"Of course, they haven't got two pennies to rub together."
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"But that's because they're poor."
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"Uh, Marion, would you be so kind as to ask the poor to come in, please?"
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