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Clips from Time Bandits (1981)

"- No problem. - Thank you so much."
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"- Right. Come on, you lot. - Let's just see what we've got."
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"You see? What did he say?"
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"- He said, "Yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all. " - Ah, jolly good."
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"Is that- Is that absolutely necessary?"
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"- He says, yeah, he's afraid it is. - Ah, fine. Fine."
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"There we are, madam. Congratulations."
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"- Congratulations. Jolly good. - Thank you."
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"Incidentally, would any of you like to stay on and help us with our work?"
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"There's still so much wealth to redistribute."
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"Oh, I'd like to stay."
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"Jolly good. What's your name?"
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"- Let me go. - Well, never mind."
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"Cheerio. Thank you very much."
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"- Any chance of a rescue? - Stop moaning!"
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"He's obviously a dangerous man. Unbalanced, if you ask me."
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"That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that."
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"- Oh, of course. You know it all. - He was one of my heroes."
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"- Leave him alone, Randall! - Well, it makes me sick."
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"Anyone who's always right makes me sick."
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"- That's why you get on with yourself! - Watch it!"
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"- Big mouth! - Horseflesh wouldn't have got us into this."
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"- Horseflesh is dead. - Then give me the map. I'm taking over!"
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"Look at them. Stunted little proles."
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"I wouldn't entrust them to wipe their own noses."
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"Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?"
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"But He created you, Evil One."
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"No one created me! I am Evil!"
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"But why, if that's the case,"
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"are you unable to escape from this fortress?"
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"That's a good question."
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"- Because you- - Oh, shut up. I'm speaking rhetorically."
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"- Of course. - I let Him keep me here..."
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"When I have the map, I will be free..."
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"and the world will be different because I have understanding."
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"And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers."
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"And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being."
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"He knows nothing of the potential of the micro-chip or the silicon revolution."
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"Look how He spends His time. Forty-three species of parrots!"
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"Sir... look!"
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"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils."
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"I would have started with lasers, 8:00 day one."
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"Sorry."
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"What is it, Benson?"
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"The map, sir. The map! They've brought it with them!"
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"- Are you sure? - I'm sure, master."
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"Down there! The little one has it."
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"This is our chance. This is what we've been waiting for!"
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"If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant."
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"I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time."
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"Oh, thank you, master. Thank you."
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"Now we must bait the hook, see if they bite..."
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"Stand by for mind control."
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"What about Babylon?"
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"- Who? - It's a city of legendary wealth."
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"I've got a better idea."
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"Who said that?"
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"I've got an idea forming in my head."
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"You haven't had an idea for thousands of years."
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"There is a place where we could find the greatest thing man could want,"
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"the goal of everybody's hopes and dreams."
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"They're hooked, the greedy little fish."
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"- Why do you always have to go after money? - Who's this?"
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"I don't know, master. I haven't seen him before."
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"He's stronger than the rest. Who is he?"
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"Something's going on down there. We've lost them!"
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"- We'd better move! - Don't rush me."
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"The forest! It's on fire!"
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"- It's Him! - It's Him!"
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"Return the map."
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"- Stop! Return! - Hurry up!"
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"There are two holes, Randall. Which one? Which one?"
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"Go, Kevin! Just get away!"
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"Who sent you? The gods?"
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"Was it Zeus? Apollo?"
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"Athena?"
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"Well, you're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?"
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"I don't believe it!"
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"You don't believe what?"
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"I don't believe the way you killed him."
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"Yes. But it has to be done sometimes."
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"Well, the gods must have given you a name."
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"Oh, yeah. Kevin."
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"Kevin?"
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"Well, on condition that you carry it back to the city for me."
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"Oh, great. But no, I can't really."
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"I must wait. You see, I'm with friends."
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"You see, if I lose them, I may never be able to get back."
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"Here, you better take this. You'll need it. It's water."
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"There's enough there for your friends, too, if they ever turn up."
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"No, no, please. I'd like to come."
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"You saved my life. Remember?"
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"The enemy of the people is dead!"
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"Hail King Agamemnon!"
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"There's a man being cut in half here."
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"Will you teach me how to sword fight?"
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"Come here. I'll teach you something much more useful."
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"- Where is it? - There."
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"That one."
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"Kings aren't supposed to do things like that."
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"You know, I never, ever want to go back."
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"No, thanks."
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"To be in your own home, to be with your own father and mother?"
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"Very well, then."
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"I have decreed that this boy shall remain here with us in our city."
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"Furthermore, he shall from this day forward be my own son..."
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"Abracadee, abracadoo!"
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"If we can borrow this for a moment, sir."
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"Please give generously as my assistants pass amongst you."
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"- Now all we need is a volunteer. Yes, young man, you'll do fine. - No! Please!"
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"No! Please, no!"
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"- Alone, at last. - Isn't it glorious?"
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"Yes. I love the ocean."
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"God, how I, how I love her."
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"- She's so, so damn- - Wet?"
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"Wet. Yes. Yes."
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"Don't be silly."
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"Could you share a house with a chap who has a thing like this on the end of his nose?"
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"Of course, my love. Everyone has something odd about them."
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