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Clips from Friends - The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. (S06E06)

"...but it really did go well?"
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"- So, it did go well? - It went amazingly well!"
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"- It's down to me and two other guys. CHANDLER: Oh, my God."
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"I know both of them, and they're really good."
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"I'm so nervous, you know? The callback isn't till tomorrow at 5."
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"I feel like my head's gonna explode."
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"Well, it is overdue."
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"Don't worry, okay? You're gonna be fine."
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"Yeah, but it's so much pressure."
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"No offense, but what you guys all do is very different."
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"Yeah, none of the rest of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs."
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"Yes, I know what time it is..."
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"...but I'm looking at the WENIS and I'm not happy."
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"Well, I'm tearing the lettuce."
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"So, uh, what are you going to do next?"
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"Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatoes."
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"Are they firm?"
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"You sure they haven't gone bad? You sure they're not very, very bad?"
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"No, really. They're okay."
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"You gonna slice them up real nice?"
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"Ahem. Actually, I was gonna do them julienne."
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"Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81 -year-old woman put on a thong..."
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"...and she didn't even buy it."
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"I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now."
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"Yes, I am. Yes, I am."
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"Okay, bye. Call me when you get this message."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Now calm down."
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"[STAMMERING]"
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"My sandwich!"
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"It's just, I want this part so much, you know?"
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"If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again."
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"No, I didn't say that. That doesn't count."
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"I just moved across the hall."
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"And we would have you over all the time..."
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"...if it weren't for Monica's allergies."
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"You're right, I could never lie to you."
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"She hates you."
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"Should I get that? Ha-ha-ha."
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"Can I take a message?"
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"Yeah, okay. So the audition's been moved from 5 to 2:30?"
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"[YELLS]"
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"- Aren't you dressed yet? - Am I naked again?"
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"We're supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes."
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"I mean, is it okay if they come visit?"
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"CHANDLER: Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-size version of this?"
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"- I mean, how crazy would that be? - As crazy as soccer?"
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"[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Hello?"
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"What are you talking about? The audition's not till 5."
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"Well, nobody told me."
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"Who'd you talk to?"
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"Never mind."
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"The allergy guy got the part. Thanks."
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"Maybe we can fix it, you know?"
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"Maybe we can send him some big, big flowers and scare him!"
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"This part could've turned my whole career around."
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"You don't even live here anymore. Why'd you answer my phone?"
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"- I have a machine! - Which I bought for you."
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"Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier."
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"If there was anything I could do, I would do it, okay?"
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"But everybody's allowed one mistake, right?"
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"He could have gotten me a VCR. He could have gotten me golf clubs."
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"You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T Collection.""
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"I pity the fool that..."
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"Hi..."
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"And what? Did you sleep with her?"
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"- No! No, I just kissed her. - What? That's even worse!"
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"- How is that worse? - I don't know! But it's the same!"
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"You're right, I have no excuses. I was totally over the line."
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"You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line!"
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"But you're not perfect. You've made some errors in judgment too."
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"What happened?"
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"Aw, man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!"
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"This guy came by to look at the unit..."
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"...and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man."
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"So you got in voluntarily?"
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"Bend over?"
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"Okay, now remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
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"[JOEY AND LORRAINE CHUCKLE]"
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"Well, well. Look what you brought."
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"And what did you bring?"
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"She's checking her coat."
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"Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands."
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"Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Joey's tailor took advantage of me."
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"No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years."
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"He said he was gonna do my inseam..."
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"...then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite..."
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"What?"
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"Cupping."
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"- I can't believe I did this. What an idiot. - Stop beating yourself up."
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"There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me, are there?"
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"Apparently, you're not very good at it."
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"- Do you think he'll ever forgive me? - Of course he will."
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"Chandler, the most important thing is that you forgive yourself."
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"- You know what, I kind of have. - Already?"
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"You know what? He will forgive you."
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"I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone, just in case. Okay."
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"I'm sure he will forgive you."
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"That's the way it works."
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"Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place..."
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"...which yesterday you took full responsibility for!"
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"And you had rambled on for 18 pages."
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"Front and back!"
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"Y-O-U-R means "your.""
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"I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you."
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"We are so over!"
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"[WHIMPERING]"
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"Fine by me!"
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"And just so you know, it's not that common..."
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"...it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
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"I knew it!"
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"- You sold me out! - I did not sell you out!"
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"Okay, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was just... Ow!"
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