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Clips from King of the Hill - My Own Private Rodeo (S06E06)

"I just want this renewal of vows to be perfect."
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"I can still wear white, can't l?"
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"and possibly Bobby, and, of course, John Redcorn's sister."
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"Hey, bunnykins, how's my fiancée?"
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"Odd, vexing."
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"Make sure his full name reads:"
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"""Bug Gribble, womanizing jerk who is not invited to my re-wedding..."
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"Need I remind you of what my father did on our wedding day?"
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"Need l?"
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"It was the most lavish potluck weddiig the ieighborhood had ever seei,"
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"I'll let you all know how the deflowering went."
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"Dad?"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"I want this re-wedding to be a fresh start for all of us."
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"He probably misses you, Dale. I know I miss my dad."
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"I deserved it, though. I just couldn't listen."
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"He's the big rodeo star, going town to town..."
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"I pop out of the cake with two sparklers."
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"I like it. I like it a lot, except for the part about you."
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"Now, just let that sink in."
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"[YMCA by the Village People playing on sound system]"
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"You know, the YMCA has terrific facilities."
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"Oooh."
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"I'll bet half of these poor bastards are losing their gals right now."
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"ii a fetchiig Aii Taylor suidress,,,"
King of the Hill
"Hey, that guy is wearing a dress."
King of the Hill
"This is a real sporting event. I saw it on ESPN3."
King of the Hill
"What the hell is Bug doing to that goat?"
King of the Hill
"Is he trying to put..."
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"No, you go ahead, Hank."
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"We're both men. We're both men."
King of the Hill
"What? No. I sell propane."
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"and she wanted me to invite you..."
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"Honey, wait. I wanna tell you what really happened."
King of the Hill
"The unabashed truth."
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"I was not yet being honest with myself, let alone others."
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"I saw Dale comiig,"
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"aid grabbed the iearest thiig ii a dress,"
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"The gay rodeo is theater, honey. It's just camp."
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"-And who are you? -Juan Pedro, this is Hank Hill."
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"And I want to share your pain, but you hide from me."
King of the Hill
"Gentlemen."
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"as an opportunity to make its move on me..."
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"[Doorbell rings]"
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"And any other kind of monkey mischief you can throw at me."
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"My God, you're pathetic."
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"-[voice breaking] Daddy. -Son?"
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"If you'd have told me last week I'd be lying in bed..."
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"Doesn't he seem a little fancier?"
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"The only thing that's different is he's here, and I love him."
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"Remember, keep your forearms angled..."
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"and he kept them as a souvenir."
King of the Hill
"Oh, my turn?"
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"Son, I'm so sorry."
King of the Hill
"But, Dad, you were supposed to go to the gun club..."
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"to show my buddies your pistol twirling."
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"But we were supposed to play Taboo with Gary and Mike tonight."
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"Look, Juan Pedro, why don't you come to the gun club with us tonight..."
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"Well, okay. We can do Gary and Mike anytime."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Hank, you coming over to Gary and Mike's tomorrow..."
King of the Hill
"Oh, sweetie, I have so much to teach you."
King of the Hill
"Speaking of which, Dad..."
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"I'm a little nervous about my re-wedding night."
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"Excuse us."
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"-Have you told Dale, yet? -I've thought about it."
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"But telling your husband you cheated on him..."
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"is such an unpleasant conversation."
King of the Hill
"I think the party'll be much more fun if you and I just stay in the closet."
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"Get away from my wife..."
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"or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you."
King of the Hill
"Why do you need a partner to work the gay rodeo?"
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"Get out. I can never trust you again."
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"It was right in front of my face this whole time."
King of the Hill
"Now, what illicit activities could gay cowboys be up to?"
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"To the gay rodeo to blow my dad's cover wide open."
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"That was just a piece of tinfoil we gave you to make you feel important."
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"Why, sug'?"
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"You know, baby. Ain't no question about it."
King of the Hill
"[Clearing throat]"
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"Dang old pretty much all I got, man."
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"[Turn the Beat Around by Gloria Estefan playing on sound system]"
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"Dale, what are you doing here?"
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"He's here to monitor and surveil your every move."
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"He might have more. He has a bottomless appetite for women."
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"He thinks you love women? I thought you told him about us."
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"-Are you ashamed of me? -I did tell him."
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"Baby, please."
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"Don't give up on us, the life we built together."
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"Rock 'n' roll!"
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"-Here's to new beginnings. -And happy endings."
King of the Hill
"For the next 20 years, I'm gonna call you Cancy."
King of the Hill
"So, are you really okay with your dad being gay?"
King of the Hill
"Hmmm."
King of the Hill
"-No. -Oh, shoot."
King of the Hill
"[Sighs]"
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"Twenty years with Dale."
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"And one year since you stopped cheating on him with John Redcorn."
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"Mmm.... Uh-uh."
King of the Hill
"But, sug', if I don't wear white, Dale might get suspicious."
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"And right now, the only ones who know about the affair..."
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"are me, John Redcorn, and God."
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"And you, and Hank, and Bill, and Boomhauer..."
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"-She's got a mouth on her. -Well, it's your funeral."
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"Just kidding."
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"She is my re-maid of honor and all..."
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"and she's been dying to use her calligraphy kit."
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"My father's name is on the list."
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"""because I hate him."""
King of the Hill
"Come on, sug', sometimes good people do bad things..."
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"some of them for years and years. Can't you forgive?"
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"[Stuttering]"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Full oflove ii my heart, aid weddiig beer ii my bladder,,,"
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"-Sorry. -Rock 'n' roll, man."
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"Yeah, rock 'n'...."
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"So, iaturally, I headed for the kitchei siik,,,"
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"Bug."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"I loved my dad like a father..."
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"Please, Dale."
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