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Clips from Axe Cop - The Dumb List (S01E01)

"Evil Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari!"
Axe Cop
"Let's go!"
Axe Cop
"Our parents named us all the same."
Axe Cop
"Wait, hold on a second."
Axe Cop
"See, right here,"
Axe Cop
"Yes, I killed the evil Rhino Man."
Axe Cop
"and he drank it. And after two minutes..."
Axe Cop
"That's when I jumped up in the air"
Axe Cop
"his horn turns all metal into gold."
Axe Cop
"- Hey, I just said no comment! - Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl."
Axe Cop
"- Yes. - Axe Cop, Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"you're kinda coming off like the bad guy here."
Axe Cop
"or I'll chop off your head. Now quiet down,"
Axe Cop
"- to helping your image. - Fine."
Axe Cop
"Yeah, he hates meetings."
Axe Cop
"Maybe he's going to give everyone free gelato."
Axe Cop
"That's ice cream for Italians."
Axe Cop
"- called a team meeting. - Please say free gelato."
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"- He has a big announcement to make. - Please say free gelato!"
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"Best Fairy Ever from "Fairy Wars"!"
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"I'm excited to be on the team."
Axe Cop
"how excited I am that you brought me onto the team."
Axe Cop
"- and go on night missions. - That sounds awesome."
Axe Cop
"Now, for my favorite part of being a jewel thief..."
Axe Cop
"Oh, beautiful."
Axe Cop
"- I'll chop your head... - Argh!"
Axe Cop
"I'm really good at fitting into tight spaces."
Axe Cop
"What?"
Axe Cop
"We are not killing anyone today."
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"- Grey Diamond is on bass. - Um..."
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"Exactly!"
Axe Cop
"Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold."
Axe Cop
"Oh, God, why did you have to make sharks so evil?"
Axe Cop
"Wait, if I save Best Fairy Ever,"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop said girls weren't allowed on his team."
Axe Cop
"And if we can't be on his team,"
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"Right after I kill your girlfriend, I'm going to kill you."
Axe Cop
"What are you laughing at?"
Axe Cop
"You can't beat up a girl on national television."
Axe Cop
"Ha!"
Axe Cop
"Hyah!"
Axe Cop
"♪ That was small and so young! ♪"
Axe Cop
"♪ When the sky was falling... ♪"
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"Voice like an angel."
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"Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise?"
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"I tried it once,"
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"but didn't like it."
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"So I spit it in a bad guy's face and he died."
Axe Cop
"Oh yeah."
Axe Cop
"Whoa! That sounded exactly like giant rocks"
Axe Cop
"being thrown at little kids."
Axe Cop
"Move it, ladies!"
Axe Cop
"We have an evil rhinoceros to kill!"
Axe Cop
"We ♪ know ♪."
Axe Cop
"We want to help you on your mission to kill evil Rhino Man."
Axe Cop
"Fabulous! What's your name?"
Axe Cop
""Beautiful.""
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"- "Girly." "Bob.""
Axe Cop
"Your parents named you and all your sisters "Beautiful Girly Bob"?"
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"- Yeah. So can we be on the team? - Nope!"
Axe Cop
"all girls are on the dumb list."
Axe Cop
"Dumb list? Well,"
Axe Cop
"let's see if you think we're so dumb after we beat you up!"
Axe Cop
"Beautiful Girly Bobs,"
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"attack!"
Axe Cop
"Oh no, those people just got video"
Axe Cop
"- of you beating up all those girls. - Great."
Axe Cop
"More fighting tapes for me to watch later."
Axe Cop
"Now let's go kill that evil rhinoceros!"
Axe Cop
"Huh."
Axe Cop
"the cop found the perfect axe."
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
Axe Cop
"- There he is! - Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Look, they're all here to congratulate me."
Axe Cop
"How, you ask? Simple."
Axe Cop
"I offered him a glass of poison blow-up juice"
Axe Cop
"and caught his horn. And yes, it's true,"
Axe Cop
"- Questions? - Axe Cop, is true that you have"
Axe Cop
"- What? - Axe Cop, why did you beat up"
Axe Cop
"- Don't answer that, Axe Cop. - Do you hate girls?"
Axe Cop
"- We have no comment. - Weren't they just trying to help?"
Axe Cop
"Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but..."
Axe Cop
"Me, a bad guy?"
Axe Cop
"Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop,"
Axe Cop
"I'm trying to watch this gold TV."
Axe Cop
"Coming up this season on "Fairy Wars,""
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"Best Fairy Ever"
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"fights her evil twin sister"
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"- to the death! - It's true what they say:"
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"Everything does look better on a gold TV."
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"Seriously, Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way"
Axe Cop
"Really? Great."
Axe Cop
"Hello. You're on my team now."
Axe Cop
"I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind of guy to call a meeting."
Axe Cop
"Now I'm sure everyone is wondering why Axe Cop"
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team."
Axe Cop
"- So here. - Ho-ly cow."
Axe Cop
"And I'm ready to kill some bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Okay, great. Meeting over."
Axe Cop
"I'll be in my office practicing breaking out of chains,"
Axe Cop
"- if anyone needs me. - Wait wait, Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"- where are you going? - I have a question:"
Axe Cop
"Dude, do you do all your own stunts, 'cause, um,"
Axe Cop
"my buddy Lliborg says it's all done with pulleys and string."
Axe Cop
"You tell me."
Axe Cop
"Aw-aw-aw-awesome."
Axe Cop
"It's broken for sure."
Axe Cop
"Hey, Axe Cop. I just wanted to say"
Axe Cop
"Mm, Flute Cop made me do it."
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"- Hey, could I come along? - No."
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"Trying on all the stolen jewelry."
Axe Cop
"Ohhhh yeah."
Axe Cop
"- What the heck? - Cool, right?"
Axe Cop
"and punched out his brain from the inside!"
Axe Cop
"What are you doing here, Best Fairy Ever?"
Axe Cop
"I just thought we could get to know each other a little bit."
Axe Cop
"Ugh. I'm going home."
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