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Clips from Axe Cop - The Dumb List (S01E01)

"Rise and shine, Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"- How did you get into my bedroom? - I flew in through the keyhole."
Axe Cop
"So, boss, what bad guys are we killing today?"
Axe Cop
"I have band practice."
Axe Cop
"I know. That's why I'm in a band."
Axe Cop
"We're called The Axe."
Axe Cop
"I play my axe and I'm obviously the lead singer."
Axe Cop
"Sockarang plays guitar. Wexter plays violin."
Axe Cop
"- What about Flute Cop? - He's our manager."
Axe Cop
"I'm leaving now."
Axe Cop
"Best in the business."
Axe Cop
"So, Axe Cop, I've been thinking"
Axe Cop
"and it's about time you started calling me your girlfriend."
Axe Cop
"What are you talking about, Best Fairy Ever?"
Axe Cop
"I like you and it's pretty clear you like me too."
Axe Cop
"Why would you think that?"
Axe Cop
"I've been very mean to you since we met."
Axe Cop
"My fairy parents always told me that when a boy is mean to you,"
Axe Cop
"it really means that he likes you."
Axe Cop
"- It's almost embarrassing. - Best Fairy Ever,"
Axe Cop
"I'm going to say this loudly because I want it to be very clear."
Axe Cop
"You're a girl and girls are dumb!"
Axe Cop
"And Axe Cop would never fall in love with a dumb person!"
Axe Cop
"Now go back into that TV and leave me alone forever!"
Axe Cop
"Hey-oh!"
Axe Cop
"Gold. Gold gold gold."
Axe Cop
"Come in, Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Make it quick, Flute Cop."
Axe Cop
"- Go to your TV. - Why?"
Axe Cop
"- I already turned it gold. - One of the Beautiful Girly Bob sisters"
Axe Cop
"has kidnapped Best Fairy Ever"
Axe Cop
"and has locked her in a birdcage"
Axe Cop
"and is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, like it or not, she's a member of the team now."
Axe Cop
"Go inside the TV and save Best Fairy Ever!"
Axe Cop
"- I'll be on TV? - Well... yeah!"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, you still there?"
Axe Cop
"Hey, Flute Cop, call everyone I know"
Axe Cop
"- and tell them I'm on TV. - Anita, grab some popcorn!"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop is on television!"
Axe Cop
"Let me out!"
Axe Cop
"Stop it right there, Beautiful Girly Bob."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop? You came back to save me!"
Axe Cop
"- I knew you loved me! - Oh, this is perfect."
Axe Cop
"She is not my girlfriend!"
Axe Cop
"Stop. Stop."
Axe Cop
"I know. But she can! Rah!"
Axe Cop
"Best Fairy Ever, you can't kill her."
Axe Cop
"She's not evil. She's just a girl."
Axe Cop
"Fine."
Axe Cop
"Yah!"
Axe Cop
"I never thought I'd say this to a girl before,"
Axe Cop
"but good job."
Axe Cop
"I'm glad Flute Cop made me hire you."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, I love you too."
Axe Cop
"Ugh, gross."
Axe Cop
"He looks, like, 15 lbs heavier. It's true what they say."
Axe Cop
"One day, at the scene of the fire"
Axe Cop
"Well, he blew up."
Axe Cop
"a group of female superhero sisters?"
Axe Cop
"Do you think she's on the dumb list too?"
Axe Cop
"I'll have H.R. send over some resumes."
Axe Cop
"Hey!"
Axe Cop
"Whaddaya think's going on here, bro?"
Axe Cop
"- I think you're awesome! - Well, that's not really a question."
Axe Cop
"I just flew in through his nose"
Axe Cop
"We have a Chinese wrestler on a bear to play flute."
Axe Cop
"♪ Chicken little, chicken little ♪"
Axe Cop
"I'm turning everything in my house gold."
Axe Cop
"Great. Now she can't ruin any more band practices and night missions."
Axe Cop
"- Ha! - Bring it!"
Axe Cop
"worst fairy ever"
Axe Cop
"So, uh, you have any plans tonight?"
Axe Cop
"And you've been so mean that I think it's pretty obvious that you're in love with me."
Axe Cop
"At night I dress up as a cat"
Axe Cop
"a general disrespect towards women?"
Axe Cop
"Wow! Axe Cop has a great voice."
Axe Cop
"I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"Oh, gorgeous."
Axe Cop
"then no girl can be on his team."
Axe Cop
"♪ Chicken little was a little chicken! ♪"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop 01x12 - The Dumb List"
Axe Cop
"You're in a band? That's so cool."
Axe Cop
"♪ yea-aaaah!"
Axe Cop
"♪ thought the sky was falling do-ooown. ♪"
Axe Cop
"♪ chicken little, chicken little ♪"
Axe Cop
"I got a better idea."
Axe Cop
"♪ thought the sky is gonna fall down... ♪"
Axe Cop