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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Greg Pikitis (S02E02)

"Leslie Knope. And I'm here to tell you that this year it ends."
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"We got a history, Greg and I."
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"He absolutely terrorizes the Parks system."
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"but I really feel like it's this kid."
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"so don't even try it."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I think you do."
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"Today."
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"Everybody in?"
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"And I don't have to work."
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"Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens,"
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"Oh! Oh, you're coming? I was just about to tell you."
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"7:00."
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"from Greg Pikitis' house to the statue."
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"Shows dedication. Mmm."
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"Oh."
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"Oh! What the... Are you kidding me?"
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"Okay, Andy. Good news."
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"$8 an hour."
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"You see him, you stop him."
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"Don't use excessive force."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"A week ago I had nothing."
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"Hello, Ann."
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"Hey!"
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"I'm a pirate."
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"Um, this is Ron Swanson, from the Parks Department."
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"I got it."
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"He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance."
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"You know, she's focused, she's committed..."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?"
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"I suppose that I am."
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"Who needs a drink? I do."
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"Suspect laughing with friends and playing with his stupid skateboard"
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"Wanted a police presence on it,"
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"Sure, let's go."
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"Pikitis!"
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"Mmm-hmm? This is his ace of spades."
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"Hi, April."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna leave."
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"Okay. Gonna take this, too."
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"Been meaning to read it."
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"You talk to him first. You have a scary face."
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"Go talk to him. Okay."
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"I didn't do this, man. I promise."
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"And why would I do this?"
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"Because you've had run-ins with Miss Knope in the past."
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"Ask him about the peach pit."
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"But I like her. She's all right."
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"You see? What?"
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"and everybody's in the kitchen."
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"Why is everyone always in the kitchen?"
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"This is a total failure. This party is a failure."
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"Oh, my God. No, no."
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"I'm with the FBI."
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"Ann! What's up, gorgeous!"
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"Get your Raggedy ass over here, girl."
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"Well, thank you for being a doctor"
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"Ann, what happened here? Did you tell everyone"
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"No, I am not crying, okay?"
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"Fine, and I don't even care! It's stupid..."
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"Okay. The gloves are coming off."
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"I don't think that's a coincidence, Greg."
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"could have eaten the same fruit"
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"in the same day, in the same area of Indiana."
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"Never mind that I was actually eating a plum when you saw me earlier."
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"Somehow you found a way to get in here..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"And turn off all the lights that don't have colored bulbs."
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"All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep!"
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"It's time to get wild!"
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"On what charge?"
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Do you have any evidence? Yes."
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"No. No. We don't. Two words, peach pit."
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"The President of the United States of America."
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"I swear to God I will sue you and everyone in this building."
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"I shouldn't have gotten involved with this."
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"Yeah, it was bad FBI work, too. My bad."
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"Vodka! Go!"
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"Son. That is one hell of a costume."
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"Why would anyone do this?"
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"Hey. Leslie, I mean that in a good way."
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"I even met John Cougar Mellencamp once."
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"Andy, why don't you go home? I'll finish cleaning this up."
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"Uh, it's city planning. It's mostly like regulating things"
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"Good. That was a test. You passed."
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"No. Still no."
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"You passed the second test. But we're still watching you."
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"We have a good time together."
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"Tom told me that you know about our green card marriage."
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"No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada."
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"I was just thanking Ron. For, you know, not telling anyone."
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"Oh, yeah. Thank you. That was cool of you."
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"You know, you won't have to keep it a secret much longer,"
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"because in a few months we can split up without raising any eyebrows."
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"If that's the case, then there's another kid out there"
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"On the other hand, Greg Pikitis is a little punk."
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"and throw it on the tree."
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"This is for pooping on the handball court!"
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"Yeah! This is really fun! But I don't condone it!"
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"Bye, guys. Bye."
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"Ann!"
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"I see you in there, Andy."
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"Leslie? What are you doing?"
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"Oh."
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"he goes on Craigslist and hires a woman"
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"He's not in his room. I don't know where he is."
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"Cut it!"
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"I am gonna wring your neck!"
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"There's not gonna be a jury..."
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"Greg Pikitis."
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"You're the Parks lady, right?"
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"Yeah, that's right. I'm the Parks lady."
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"of Mayor Percy in Ramsett Park."
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"And I know it's Greg Pikitis, but I've never been able to prove it."
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"He's like an invisible, adolescent,"
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"Or maybe someone else is doing it,"
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"I've got the entire Parks Department watching you,"
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"my boyfriend's a cop,"
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