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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Greg Pikitis (S02E02)

"It ends today, Pikitis. It ends."
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"Thanks for stopping by, Leslie. You look great."
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"Hey, Parks Department."
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"Yeah, Ann's here."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best."
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"pump your own stomachs this year."
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"Oh, one more thing, the people in this room now"
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"are the people I invited, plus Leslie and Donna, so, don't tell anybody."
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"Who's not invited, then? Hey!"
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"Can't wait to see how tiny your costume is."
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"Perfect."
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"Check this out."
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"These are all the possible routes"
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"That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer."
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"What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, a kid TPs some statue."
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"But more importantly, Greg Pikitis sucks, and I wanna destroy him."
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"I will."
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"Hey! How is someone gonna be able to get through that door?"
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"And a true hero. During the Pawnee Bread Factory fire of 1922,"
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"and saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee Pumpernickel."
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"Didn't, like, 30 people die in that fire?"
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"He looks like Ron Swanson. Is that who this is based on?"
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"No. It's based on William Percy."
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"Yes."
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"You're officially on the Parks Department payroll."
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"Commit this to memory."
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"But I give you permission to use excessive force."
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"Don't go overboard."
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"Just stop him. By any means necessary."
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"Just stop him."
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"I owe Leslie everything I have."
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"Am I early?"
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"Hmm."
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"Oh. Hey, Dr. Harris. How are you?"
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"Ann. Thanks."
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"I know him from that thing that I'm doing. This is Dr. Harris."
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"You're a doctor. Yup."
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"I meant your costume."
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"Worlds colliding, always awkward."
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"8:22 p.m. Suspect still with friends in parking lot."
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"Uh, confirmed."
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"I shouldn't have said that. That's clear to me now."
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"Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume."
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"I did. I'm a straight person."
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"Hey, sorry I'm late."
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"See?"
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"I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here."
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"Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers"
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"make out with three Robert Pattinsons."
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"So, you're the Mark that Ann is dating."
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"We're very protective of Ann. We look out for her."
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"Aw! Andy."
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"Ah, such a sweetheart. Is Andy coming tonight?"
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"You should get back with Andy."
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"in a snide, turdish manner."
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"Turdish?"
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"Yes. Like a turd."
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"Like a little turd."
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"Hey, listen, your scare tactics clearly worked."
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"You got Andy guarding the statue."
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"Why don't we go to Ann's party?"
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"Lt'll be fun."
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"Oh. Uh..."
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"We wanted to cover that block anyway."
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"so, this is within the... Confines of..."
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"Yeah? Okay. Yeah. We'll go by my office"
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"Can't we just fire a warning shot over his head"
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"as we drive by? No, babe. Don't touch that."
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"Leaving location. Look at stupid suspect."
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"Where are my keys?"
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"Really? Yeah."
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"We've been tailing that kid for a couple of hours."
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"I mean, it must have been somebody else."
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"Believe me now?"
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"That doesn't mean anything to me."
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"Okay."
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"He was eating a peach when I went to go talk to him."
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"And it's still warm. Okay, go and arrest him. And send this to the lab."
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"We don't have a lab."
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"Okay, you're underage."
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"You're not. Hey."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"This isn't that fun."
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"Okay, this isn't strictly legal."
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"We can talk to him for maybe an hour, and then I gotta let him go."
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"Hey. No, in a good way."
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"Scary cute. Yeah?"
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"Now, son, I'm a police officer. Okay? You shouldn't lie to me."
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"I'm not. I've never been here before."
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"Just a second."
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"This isn't one-way glass, you know. I can see you."
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"You know, I like Knope."
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"I screw with her 'cause she gets all riled up,"
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"and her face gets all scrunched up like this."
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"I spent the whole day decorating this place,"
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"I think it's going fine."
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"It's not a failure, Ann. Come on."
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"And almonds give me the squirts."
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"Hey, I'm here. Statue's fine."
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"In the conference room. Trying to hide his obvious guilt."
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"Leslie, I don't know what to tell you. I don't think he did it."
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"And it's gonna be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers."
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"Why don't you let me take a run at him, boss?"
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"In order to think like one of these guys, you have to think like them."
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"Yeah. He's never seen you before."
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"So imply that you're someone very important"
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"and that you can make his life hell."
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"Greg Pikitis?"
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"Would you like some boiling hot coffee in your face?"
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"My name is Bert Macklin."
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"Ooh. Are these the same kind of chips?"
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"Perfect."
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"Hey, Tom. Mad Hatter?"
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"T-Pain, baby!"
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"She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'"
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"She climbin' that pole and I'm in love with a stripper"
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"She's a surgeon at County General, and she's super hot."
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"and not coming dressed as a doctor."
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"Oh, my God. Who'd be boring enough to do that?"
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