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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Negotiation (S03E03)

"I can."
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"Like the time we were on the Ferris wheel,"
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"and that kid dropped a milkshake on me and you just laughed."
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"Okay, well, the next time that you get scared that you think a murderer"
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"is in your apartment in the middle of the night,"
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"Could you stop? ...you can just call somebody else"
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"because I'm not going to do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not."
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"Well, don't talk to me about calling..."
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"There's a bunch of people back here."
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"I call you in the middle of the night... Guys."
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"...to tell you that I love you."
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"I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly."
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"But if he did intend that..."
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"Genius."
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"You ready for me?"
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"Yes, yeah. Absolutely. Have a seat."
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"You know what, actually, let's go into the conference room."
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"Yeah, let's go to the conference room."
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"Tactic number six."
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"Totally throws them off."
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"Makes them feel uncomfortable, puts you in control."
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"Okay, I'll start. It's pretty simple, really."
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"I think I deserve a raise."
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"I'm scheduled to get one in six months,"
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"Darryl, you are"
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"a good worker and a good man."
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"I just... You know, times are tight,"
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"going to go for this right now."
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"Are you wearing lady clothes?"
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"What?"
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"Are you wearing lady clothes? Those look like lady pants."
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"No. This is a power suit."
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"That there is a woman's suit."
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"I do not buy women's clothes."
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"Do not make that mistake again."
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"I'm going to call Roy, man."
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"Okay. All right."
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"This is going to make him feel better."
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"This is too good. All right."
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"You know what, Pam, would you please"
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"tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?"
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"Oh, my God. That's a woman's suit."
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"I do... I wear men's suits. Okay?"
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"and everybody was riffling through them like crazy."
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"And I grabbed one."
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"And it fit."
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"So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit."
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"At the very least, it's bisexual."
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"Who makes it?"
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"(MICHAEL READING)"
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"That's the mystery."
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"Look, it's got shoulder pads. And did you see that lining?"
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"So none of that tipped you off?"
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"It's European, okay? It's a European cut."
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"Michael, the pants don't have any pockets."
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"No, they don't, see?"
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"Italians don't wear pockets."
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"This helps a little."
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"Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton."
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"Okay, can you stand right there for one second?"
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"about being in the driver's seat."
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"And you make one tiny mistake, you're dead."
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"I made one tiny mistake."
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"So, Karen, how do you feel that Roy tried to kick your boyfriend's ass"
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"over another woman?"
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"I feel great, Kevin. Thank you."
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"You must have been scared out of your mind."
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"Well, you know, it happened so fast,"
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"I didn't really have time to be scared."
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"What happened, exactly?"
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"Well, Jim and I were talking."
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"And Roy walked in, looking super angry."
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"And he's a big dude, you know?"
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"and Roy cocked his fist."
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"my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings."
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"Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise."
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"Well, it's simple, Mike."
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"I mean, we merged these two branches, right?"
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"So now we're shipping twice as many orders as we used to."
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"And I'm picking up all of his slack,"
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"so I think I should be compensated fairly by getting a raise."
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"What? I can't hear you."
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"Those are very good points."
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"I can't... What, Mike? Are you..."
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"You make a very compelling argument."
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"Sorry I almost got you killed."
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"That was nuts."
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"It's just so stupid. I mean, getting back with Roy and everything."
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"Not anymore. It's completely over now."
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"PAM: Jim."
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"Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it."
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"I want you to write down how much you want."
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"Then I want you to slide it back across the desk to me."
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"Because that is the way these things are done in films."
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"Now slide it. Yes."
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"I am serious, Mike. That's a 10-percent raise."
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"That's what I want. I can't give you that."
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"I don't. I'll prove it to you."
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"There is a pay stub."
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"Are you serious? You're earning this?"
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"Plus perks. Yes."
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"You've been here ten years, dawg."
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"(DARRYL LAUGHING)"
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"Fourteen years."
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"No, please, please don't."
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"I'm sorry, Mike. Some mofos got to hear about this one."
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"A boss' salary isn't just about money."
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"Can't put a price tag on that."
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"buy you a beer or lunch or something."
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"When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon,"
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"do you think he does so for a free beer?"
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"Boy, I... No."
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"What's your angle?"
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"to get him back, he never sees it coming."
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"and actually give him something,"
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"and he's like an eel."
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"I just can't grab onto him. It's infuriating."
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"Yes. That's probably what it is."
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"I don't know. Maybe you should go back out there"
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"Michael? Here's the $15 I owe you."
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