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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Negotiation (S03E03)

"KAREN: So, do you want to see it or not?"
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"Absolutely correct. Later, Jim."
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"You're going to suck it up. Here we go."
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"And then we're gonna go to the movies. Sounds good."
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"(JIM COUGHING)"
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"to protect myself and my fellow employees."
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"JAN: Michael, last Friday, one of your employees"
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"Everyone here is extremely gruntled."
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"No."
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"But now, apparently, Darryl has some issues with..."
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"I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?"
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"PAM: I really don't want to talk about it."
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"But I just, I don't want to comment on what happened."
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"And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray,"
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"and not the nunchakus or the throwing stars."
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"Hey, man, I never got a chance to thank you for stopping Roy."
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"Okay."
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"Got you something."
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"He saves my life, I get him a box for his desk toy."
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"No, don't call me a hero."
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"Do you know who the real heroes are?"
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"The guys who wake up every morning"
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"Angela, Roy's check."
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"You saw it?"
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"Describe it, please."
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"Well..."
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"Roy goes down and Dwight's standing there like an action hero."
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"Well, good for Dwight."
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"Wikipedia is the best thing ever."
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"Can't hear you."
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"What I'm saying is that..."
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"Still nothing."
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"Nice."
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"Sex. Steve Martin. Teri Hatcher."
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"What? What?"
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"Well, what did you say?"
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"It sounded interesting, what you were gonna..."
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"I saw the perpetrator advance towards the victim at a high rate of speed."
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"His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked,"
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"Which is where?"
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"into the perpetrator's eyes, nose and face area,"
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"You would have left me to fend for myself."
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"Well, that was funny. That's why."
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"and you call me to calm you down..."
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"Okay, you know what, I..."
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"Wow."
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"No, you know what, let's stay here."
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"Let's go."
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"Change the location of the meeting at the last second."
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"Number 14, declining to speak first."
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"I am declining to speak first."
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"but I'd like that to be moved up to now."
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"and I just don't think corporate's"
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"There were these huge bins of clothes,"
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"It is mysterious, because the buttons are on the wrong side."
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"Okay. Did you see that?"
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"It's been a really rough couple of days."
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"Hey, maybe you want to come over and raid my closet?"
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"Let's just do this in 15."
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"I wasn't here. So I haven't really heard the whole story."
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"And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way"
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"And then?"
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"Goodness."
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"When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed,"
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"Let's get down to business."
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"And with Roy gone, we've got a smaller crew."
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"Yeah."
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"He could have broken your nose or something. Crazy."
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"I mean, what I was thinking, right?"
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"No, I mean, you guys really seem to have a strong connection."
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"We'll see."
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"I am really sorry."
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"I'm going to give you a piece of paper."
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"Oh, come on. Be serious."
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"I don't make this much."
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"Mike, this is barely more than I make."
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"For example, every year I get a $100 gas card."
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"Okay. If you don't want a gift, at least let me"
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"and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the Rebel cause,"
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"And why are you so interested in buying me something, Jim?"
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"It's like when he annoys me and I want to screw with him"
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"But now I want to be nice to him"
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"Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks."
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"No."
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"So what do I do?"
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"and sell paper so we can go on a trip."
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"Here's the $40 you gave me."
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"In a way, you did."
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"Yeah. I heard how much Michael makes."
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"and they told me that"
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"They're not going to give the working man more than the boss."
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"That is ridiculous."
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"they put you in charge."
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"You got to call your girl and get paid."
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"Fourteen years long."
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"I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car,"
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"So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels."
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"You're useless."
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"JAN: Well, why don't we talk next month after the quarter ends?"
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"Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today,"
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"Great."
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"Yes. I'm bringing Darryl."
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"No, Toby is terrible."
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"I'm going to smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go."
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"Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)"
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"Comfortable, Mike?"
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"Yeah."
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"No."
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"I won't touch yours, by the way."
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"Thank you."
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"I haven't been to New York in a long time."
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"How will we get home?"
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"It's not that big."
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"(PHONE RINGING) Then what did he do?"
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"Oh, 12 reams?"
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"Okay."
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"And don't forget the new black-man phrase I taught you."
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"I just can't help myself."
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"I'm sorry."
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