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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Negotiation (S03E03)

"Thanks."
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"Can I, like, see you after work for coffee or something?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just got some stuff I got to say to you."
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"Roy. Look out!"
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"Thank you, Hunter."
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"Hello. Come in."
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"Okay."
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"Were you going to tell me that you hired James Van Der Beek?"
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"(CLEARING THROAT) First..."
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"have to be set aside. Are we clear?"
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"Just preparing for the deposition."
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"This may the first time that a male subordinate has attempted"
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"It will be a groundbreaking case"
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"when it inevitably goes to trial."
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"I kept thinking about you two together."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"No."
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"What, you're not even going to try to go out with him?"
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"What's this?"
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"Didn't think you'd notice."
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"Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart?"
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"And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby."
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"but you have got to ask for 15."
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"That's ridiculous. I'm never going to..."
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"Okay?"
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"Back and forth. Give and take."
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"Win, win, win."
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"So, you and Bob are looking at a historical house?"
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"Near the river."
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"I've been doing some very interesting reading."
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"fun."
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"...will never say a word."
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"That's a hero."
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"Oh, my God. You're, like, agoraphobic."
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"Agoraphobic? Yeah."
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"Really. Yeah."
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"You would rather sit on your couch and watch a Phillies game"
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"than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend."
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"Kev, have a good weekend. Yeah, sure."
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"Bye."
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"Okay, so this is what's gonna happen."
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"And we're gonna go to dinner. Okay."
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"Hey, Halpert."
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"Hey."
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"(KAREN SCREAMING) Roy! Roy!"
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"God!"
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"Pam, please call security."
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"Every day for eight years,"
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"I have brought pepper spray into this office"
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"And every day, for eight years,"
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"people have laughed at me."
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"No need for consternation. Everything is under control."
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"attacked another employee in your office."
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"It was a crime of passion, Jan."
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"Not a disgruntled employee."
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"Is Toby there?"
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"What is the situation, Toby?"
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"Well, we fired Roy, obviously."
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"And Jim won't press charges against Roy or the company."
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"Thank God. Yeah."
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"No! He has been wanting a raise for a couple of months"
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"and he's just using this Roy thing as leverage."
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"Well, are you gonna take care of this?"
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"What did I tell you about "yeppers"?"
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"I don't remember."
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"Yesh."
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"It sucked."
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"I guess all things considered,"
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""Thank you" not necessary and thus not accepted."
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"I saw someone breaking the law and I interceded."
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"You don't know what it is."
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"Don't want it, won't open it, don't need it, won't take it."
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"Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens."
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"It was a little glass display case for his bobblehead."
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"That would have made his evening, I think."
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"Even-Steven."
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"and go into their normal jobs,"
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"and get a distress call from the Commissioner"
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"and take off their glasses and change into capes"
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"and fly around fighting crime."
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"Those are the real heroes."
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"He's coming in later to pick it up."
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"It was crazy. Man."
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"I heard some shouting, and I look over and Roy's by reception,"
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"and you could just tell he's gonna punch somebody."
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"Jim says something, Roy stops over there, all of a sudden, bam,"
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"Oh."
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"It was insane."
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"Okay, I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise"
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"because I need to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you."
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"Wikipedia."
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"Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject,"
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"Okay, Darryl, ask me for a raise."
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"Hey, Mike, since Roy left I've been doing"
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"a lot more work and I need a raise."
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"Well, that's interesting, Darryl."
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"I think that maybe you should..."
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"(MICHAEL MUMBLES)"
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"Okay. See what I did?"
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"No."
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"By leaning back and by whispering,"
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"I established a dominant physical position."
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"Okay, let's try another one. Okay."
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"Walking out of the room unexpectedly."
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"And what happens in this one?"
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"That's a surprise. Okay."
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"Can I have a raise?"
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"No, it's..."
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"indicating an attack position."
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"Perp grabbed the victim."
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"I removed my weapon from its secure hiding place."
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"Irrelevant."
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"Then I contacted the authorities."
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"The end."
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"Thanks, Dwight."
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"That is the bravest thing I have ever heard."
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"I can't imagine what I would have done."
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