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Clips from Ted (2012)

"So you think you got what it takes?"
Ted (2012)
"Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."
Ted (2012)
"That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box."
Ted (2012)
"This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels."
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"but my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear."
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"Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert."
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"Why the fuck would he say that?"
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"If you want to make some sort of arrangement"
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"Okay? Okay."
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"I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement"
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"and really slowly de-limbing you"
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"while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme."
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"I love my sixpence Better than my life"
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"All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"It'll be great when it's furnished."
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"Hey there."
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"Hey."
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"Really?"
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"I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes."
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"Because I'm only going to need one."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"That, even after four years, you can still surprise me."
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"but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me."
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"How do you know?"
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"(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)"
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"There we go."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line."
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"Look, I'm trying to get my shit together"
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"You'll kick me out in five?"
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"I gotta cut out for a bit."
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"Lori tried to break up a dog fight"
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"and I guess she got hurt pretty bad."
Ted (2012)
"Yeah, she's pretty shook up."
Ted (2012)
"Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass."
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"Thank you. Go."
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"There you go. You got it."
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"Yeah. Take pride in that."
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"Nice. Yeah."
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"but they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad."
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"That's lucky. Yeah, it is."
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"White trash name. Guess."
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"Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit!"
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"All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,"
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"Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal,"
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"Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou."
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"I got you. Okay."
Ted (2012)
"Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?"
Ted (2012)
"For God's sakes."
Ted (2012)
"(WOMAN MOANING)"
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"So, no, I'm not alone."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am."
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"Yeah."
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"Thank you for creeping up my night."
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"And Jesus be with you... Okay."
Ted (2012)
"...In Christ."
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"How great is this? The four of us out to dinner."
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"So, that's something."
Ted (2012)
"the first item on our agenda is,"
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"That must have slipped through the cracks."
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"how great Lori's hair always looks."
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"What do you mean "girlfriends"?"
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"What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome"
Ted (2012)
"Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!"
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"I just asked you a question."
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"I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Why would you say that?"
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"You didn't exactly stand up for me."
Ted (2012)
"Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up."
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"Oh."
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"I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse"
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"to get out of work to go to Ted's."
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"I made you out to be a hero."
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"You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it."
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"I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?"
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"Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance."
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"Trust me. I love you."
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"All right, I love you."
Ted (2012)
"That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it?"
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"Please play nice."
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"Look at you guys. You guys look amazing."
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"John."
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"This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat."
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"That's me and Tom Skerritt."
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"I think I need to clear the air here a little."
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"But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office."
Ted (2012)
"I have no designs on your girlfriend."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Excuse me."
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"Why, what's going on?"
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"And, John, Sam Jones is here."
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"Sam Jones. Flash-fucking-Gordon is here."
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"Holy shit! What?"
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"You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones?"
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"Yes. Get over here right now."
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"I can't."
Ted (2012)
"And that the word "acting" apparently"
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"Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John."
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"If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit."
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"All right, this is one man to another."
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"This is serious."
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"Dude, one man to another. I got you on this."
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"Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?"
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"Okay, get ready."
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"Flash!"
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"A-ah!"
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"I thank you for saving every one of us."
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"Well, you're welcome."
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"Death to Ming!"
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"You like to party?"
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"Uh..."
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"Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"We better start doing stupid shit."
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"get serious about opening a restaurant"
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"we got to start planning it now."
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"What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm."
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