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Clips from Ted (2012)

"a long time ago,"
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"It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston."
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"Little John Bennett,"
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"He talks!"
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"(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)"
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"with whom he could share his deepest secrets."
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"You know, I wish you could really talk to me."
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"Don't look so surprised."
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"You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?"
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"Really? Well, isn't that exciting."
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"Jesus H. Fuck!"
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"John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now."
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"Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!"
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody."
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"Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive"
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"It's a Christmas miracle."
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"You're just like the Baby Jesus."
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"Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John."
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"Thunder buddies for life."
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"And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot."
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"Well, let me put it this way."
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"or a talking teddy bear,"
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"That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot."
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"No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl."
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"They're not that bad."
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"means that they are that bad."
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"Oh, God, that was so good!"
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"It's working for me."
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"TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere."
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"Oh, man!"
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"Hi, Thomas, how are you?"
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"and you get my job when I go to corporate next month."
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"No."
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"Goddamn right, "Wow.""
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"and for showing up late today, all right?"
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"I will, sir, I promise."
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"I'm not going to let you down, Goose."
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"What?"
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"Get out of here, okay?"
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"Thanks. Thanks so much."
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"I don't know. Maybe, yeah."
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"Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?"
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"Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?"
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"Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow."
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"I want to take her someplace really nice."
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"GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?"
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"You're not very tolerant, huh?"
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"Lori ever fart in front of you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Like what?"
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"Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"So bad, but so good."
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"All right, I'm just saying."
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"A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world."
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"Hey. Hey, sweetie."
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"Turkey burgers."
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"Rex is fine."
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"A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis?"
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"Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski?"
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"You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski."
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"They said they got separated"
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"No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You're a nasty girl."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,"
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"without his teddy bear."
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"Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service."
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"You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear."
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"No, I can't do that. That would devastate him."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Great."
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"He's such an asshole."
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"That's me on the high school diving team."
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"I have a boyfriend. I have told you this."
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"With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of"
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"dark, beautiful, smoky..."
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"Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?"
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"What are you, five years old?"
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"Sir, and madam, here is your dessert"
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"No, it doesn't."
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"You like that, huh? Check this shit out."
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"We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner."
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"It was pretty bad. I have cool moves."
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"All right, whatever you say."
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"We said no such thing."
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"You have to understand, I had no friends before he came along."
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"(LORI CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Oh, shit, hang on a second."
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"(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)"
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"Is that my ringtone?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'll just meet you upstairs then?"
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"It's unwatchable."
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"What is that?"
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"There is..."
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"In the corner, there is a shit!"
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""Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say."
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"(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny."
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"Not the lobster, the guy running it."
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"What's going on?"
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"God, there are some fucked-up fish out there."
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"Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish."
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"It's got to happen."
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"My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?"
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"I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her."
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"I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?"
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"All the time."
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"The old... Yeah, yeah."
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"And you're not gay, so we're fine."
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"No you don't. You look dapper."
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"John, I look like something you give your kid"
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"when you tell him Grandma died."
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"so you can pay for an apartment."
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"Yeah, but you have no skills."
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"You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?"
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"All right, buddy, go get 'em."
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