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Clips from Family Guy - 420 (S07E07)

"All right. All right. I have an idea."
Family Guy
"How about we hide the cat's body and leave that window open?"
Family Guy
"We'll never get away with that!"
Family Guy
"Oh, we just might. You see, I've got a lucky cat's foot."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap!"
Family Guy
"God, I hate cops."
Family Guy
"Almost as much as I hated my overly sensitive car alarm."
Family Guy
"Son of a bitch!"
Family Guy
"The driver's inebriated and covered in blood."
Family Guy
"Got shovels in there,"
Family Guy
"I don't appreciate drug addicts in my town! I'm a family guy!"
Family Guy
"we'll start thinking up our prison-rape jokes immediately."
Family Guy
"I'll break the ice."
Family Guy
"All right. All the pieces are there. Somebody make something out of that."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols?"
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"And when we get to the car, would you like a donut to sit on?"
Family Guy
"Lois, don't be a hypocrite. You've smoked pot."
Family Guy
"Pot's illegal mainly to protect them."
Family Guy
"ran a smear campaign against marijuana in the 1930s"
Family Guy
"to protect his interests in the timber industry,"
Family Guy
"because hemp was poised to replace wood as an inexpensive raw material"
Family Guy
"There's your smear campaign right there, Brian."
Family Guy
"I mean, haven't you seen those commercials?"
Family Guy
"Open up, Brian. It's Joe."
Family Guy
"Brian, under your probation, you're required to submit to random drug tests."
Family Guy
"Yes, right now."
Family Guy
"Look, I don't really feel comfortable doing this in front of you."
Family Guy
"Fine. I'll wait outside."
Family Guy
"- Uh, Joe... - Right, sorry."
Family Guy
"and if I give him some of mine, he's gonna know I've been smoking pot."
Family Guy
"So I need some of your urine, so I can..."
Family Guy
"Uh, you don't have to be naked for this."
Family Guy
"But I don't have to not be naked for it, either."
Family Guy
"Aha!"
Family Guy
"Come on, Stewie. Hurry up and pee. Joe's waiting for me."
Family Guy
"Brian, what the hell?"
Family Guy
"Uh, hey, Lois."
Family Guy
"The jig's up, Brian! Run!"
Family Guy
"Brian, is this how you're trying to pass your drug test?"
Family Guy
"By stealing a baby's urine? My God, that is just sick!"
Family Guy
"No. What's sick is making marijuana illegal"
Family Guy
"when it's been proven that it does less damage to you than alcohol."
Family Guy
"What happens when a 40-year-old woman"
Family Guy
"asks her 41-year-old friend to carry her baby?"
Family Guy
"Push, Angie, push! Push harder... Oh, it's dead."
Family Guy
"Brian, when you have to go to these lengths"
Family Guy
"just to get away with smoking pot, it's time to make a change."
Family Guy
"- Thank you. - It's time for Quahog to legalize marijuana."
Family Guy
"What? That's not exactly what I meant."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, guys! It's just the way God made me."
Family Guy
"No more oppression! We as American adults with free will"
Family Guy
"Enough with this phony war on drugs!"
Family Guy
"You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian."
Family Guy
"If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein."
Family Guy
"Here, watch."
Family Guy
"Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would"
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"It's the only help that you'll ever need"
Family Guy
"But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free"
Family Guy
"Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed"
Family Guy
"And just like Helen Keller said..."
Family Guy
"But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear"
Family Guy
"Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed"
Family Guy
"Good evening, everyone. Our top story, marijuana is now legal."
Family Guy
"Is now legal."
Family Guy
"Okay, you... You can read the next one."
Family Guy
"- No, you can. - No, you."
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, okay."
Family Guy
"- Ready? - Okay."
Family Guy
"Not too bad."
Family Guy
"Right on."
Family Guy
"See, Lois? Tell me things in Quahog aren't better now."
Family Guy
"I still don't think I'm comfortable with the whole idea."
Family Guy
"productivity is up, and ratings for Doctor Who are through the roof."
Family Guy
"Man! This is even better than... No, wait."
Family Guy
"Here's a list of celebrities I don't like."
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt? Hey, how you been?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry to hear that. Wow! A limo, huh?"
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"Hey, are these Diet Rites just to take?"
Family Guy
"Now, listen, Griffin."
Family Guy
"Thanks to your dog's stupid marijuana crusade,"
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"Fabric, fuel and paper."
Family Guy
"I had to sell my Bangles records."
Family Guy
"I'm losing money, and it's your dog's fault."
Family Guy
"Now, I have to get hemp illegalized again,"
Family Guy
"and the only way to do that is to start a fear campaign"
Family Guy
"Will you help me?"
Family Guy
"I'll give you this light-up butterfly yo-yo."
Family Guy
"You can use it today and one more day in the summer."
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"- Yeah! - Pull over."
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"Take a look."
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""Hey, I got a great idea. Let's kill six million Jews. ""
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""Hooray! Yeah! Yeah, I'm on board! How did you come up with that?""
Family Guy
""I got the idea from... From... Well, from while I was smoking pot."
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""Anybody else who likes pot, reach for my joint. ""
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""Oh, there it is! Give us some of that!""
Family Guy
""All right! Let's go to France. ""
Family Guy
"Not bad, eh?"
Family Guy
"Damn it! That was Fox News."
Family Guy
"and they won't have him slandered."
Family Guy
"You know me from the movie Harold, Kumar & Peter Go to White Castle."
Family Guy
"Took me five minutes to get to White Castle."
Family Guy
"'Cause I don't get high."
Family Guy
"It was a good movie, though."
Family Guy
"You know Neil Patrick Harris got the job"
Family Guy
"why is the voice of the guy from the future Bob Saget?"
Family Guy
"I mean, the guy on the show, he's already an adult, you know?"
Family Guy
"So it's not like he's gonna grow into Bob Saget."
Family Guy
"It doesn't make sense."
Family Guy
"Well, what do you think?"
Family Guy
"Look, Daddy, I agree with what you're trying to do,"
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"- Yeah! All right!"
Family Guy
"Peter, the reason Brian succeeded in his cause"
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"is that he spoke with such passion."
Family Guy
"No offense, but you two just don't have that talent."
Family Guy
"Hello, Brian. You're looking good. Nice shiny coat."
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"Don't try to butter me up, Carter. Why did you call me here?"
Family Guy
"What's this?"
Family Guy
"It's your novel, Brian, Faster than the Speed of Love."
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"Ready to ship out tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Forget it, Carter. I'm not gonna take your bribe."
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