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Clips from Family Guy - 420 (S07E07)

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!"
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"Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed"
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"Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!"
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"Because all we need is a bag o' weed to make us want to cheer"
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"And one, two A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed"
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"Because everything is better with a bag o' weed"
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight"
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"As Mayor of Quahog, I hereby sign into law the legalization of marijuana."
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"- Let's read it both together. - Okay."
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"How's the weather look, Ollie?"
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"It's just weird, Brian."
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"No, this is worse than... Better... I don't know."
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"Not good."
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"I was still working on memorizing all the words."
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"Where's the Tylenol?"
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"Tony Danza from Who's the Boss? Says, '"A-oh, a-oh, oh-a, oh-a-oh! '""
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"designed to turn people against pot."
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"Gosh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, I could never go against Brian like that."
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"- To keep? - Not to keep!"
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"As you can see, I am enjoying a White Castle burger. Why?"
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"I didn't get diverted by all those crazy high jinks."
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"on How I Met Your Mother 'cause of that movie?"
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"You know, I've only seen that show once,"
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"but I gotta tell you, what's really weird to me is"
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"You're asking for a spanking, young lady."
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"Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive."
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"That's how I used to lure wayward sailors to their deaths with my siren song."
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"Come inside. There's something I want to show you."
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"Wait. Really? Oh, my God!"
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"Plus, I can get you a night in bed with Oprah."
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"All you got to do is make an impassioned anti-pot speech in public."
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"Marijuana is hereby re-illegalized."
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"for the worst-selling novel of all time."
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"has astonishingly not sold a single copy"
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"and Stewie got to build a nice little fort with all of your unsold books."
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"Hey, guys. I want you to know I'm raising my reward to $50"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Just come over. I want you to see something."
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"We have liftoff. We have liftoff."
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"You know what? It's all right, Quagmire."
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"Okay. Here it comes, James."
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"Who is it?"
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"It's me, Quagmire. I need to borrow your lawnmower."
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"Hey, guys. It's James' birthday tomorrow."
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"Um..."
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"He's going all the way to Vermont for cat gifts and whatnot?"
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"You know, they got seats for children now."
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"You put them right in your car. Supposed to make them safer."
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"You know what we should do? We should go over there and shave it."
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"when they say the title of a movie in the movie."
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"All I'm saying is what if this is as good as it gets?"
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"There it is! There it is!"
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"Hey, let's take a man-sized poop in his cat box,"
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"There it is!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Six. Five. Four. Three."
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"And that way it'll seem like the cat ran away."
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"You know, Peter, it's sort of adding insult to injury"
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"raiding Quagmire's fridge for beer after you killed his cat."
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"and a hand-drawn map titled "This Is Where We'll Hide the Body. ""
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"Oh, come on!"
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"All right, Brian. Your family's here to bail you out."
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"Hey, Brian, did you do hard time? Or hardly working?"
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"Penis."
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"Chris, stop it! Come on. Brian, we're happy you're out of jail."
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"Mom's right. Drugs are bad, Brian."
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"Crap! Just a sec."
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"Here's some magazines to get you going."
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"Oh, sorry. It's been awhile."
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"Here's a bottle of lotion."
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"You're right, Lois. It is time to make a change."
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"Hey, check out the size of Stewie's penis."
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"Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Hey, Quagmire."
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"We're drinking. What for?"
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"All right. Come on, guys. We're going to Quagmire's."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Look."
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"Yeah! I just got him today. His name's James."
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"Hi, James."
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"Come here, James."
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"What the hell are we doing?"
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"Quagmire, since when do you like cats?"
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"Since I found this little guy living under my house."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Here comes the part I was telling you about."
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"You're one of those!"
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"That cat has totally changed his personality."
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"It's just me, James. I'm supposed to watch the house."
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"Come on, Quagmire."
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"No. I need to borrow your lawnmower."
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"Oh, I don't think Quagmire wants me to do that."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I don't think Quagmire appreciated the condition you returned it in last time."
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"Would you all sign his card?"
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""Have a mice day. Best fishes. Peter. ""
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"I'm heading off to Vermont to get James' birthday present."
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"There's this neat little store called Cattitudes"
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"that makes all this neat cat stuff. See you guys later."
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"pair of Lee jeans for $9."
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"Only problem is you can't lean your seat all the way back. Oh."
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"We gotta do something about this. His whole life is about that stupid cat."
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"That's a great idea! Let's do it! Let's shave the cat!"
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"I'm telling you these drug dealers represent"
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"a clear and present danger to the United States!"
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"He said it! He said it!"
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"The only way for me to solve this crisis"
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"The Quest for Peace."
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"Oh, that's why they call it that."
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"All right. The cat's gotta be in here."
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"so he thinks there's something really wrong with him."
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"Rock 'n' roll!"
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"Yeah, shaving time. All right, hand me the razor."
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"Peter, you killed it!"
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"Okay, seven more lives."
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"Peter, stop doing what you're doing."
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