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Clips from iZombie - Virtual Reality Bites (S01E01)

"If I didn't know better, I'd swear you're having a vision."
iZombie
"Who sends a card that far ahead of time?"
iZombie
"Maybe the card was a message from the killer."
iZombie
"We even dug some out of Simon's eye."
iZombie
"Can I see that?"
iZombie
"The confetti flinger"
iZombie
"was a peanut powder delivery system."
iZombie
"Congratulations, Detective. You've discovered the murder weapon."
iZombie
"LIV: Assist a detective in solving a murder case."
iZombie
"I've got a lot of balls in the air."
iZombie
"Yet here I am, getting ready for a date."
iZombie
"The last time I sweated an outfit choice was the night Major proposed."
iZombie
"Of course, I did it the five nights leading up to the proposal,"
iZombie
"I was sure about everything with Major."
iZombie
"There was no debating whether or not he was the one."
iZombie
"I didn't worry I'd get bored of being with the same person year after year."
iZombie
"He was it for me. I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with Major."
iZombie
"And I guess I did. But apparently my death is a new chapter."
iZombie
"Bizarre as that may be."
iZombie
"(HEART BEATING)"
iZombie
"What the hell?"
iZombie
"(PHONE RINGING)"
iZombie
"I'm literally seconds away from puking. I, I... It hit me out of nowhere."
iZombie
"And I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. I hope you understand..."
iZombie
"I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain and can't get out of my apartment."
iZombie
"Okay. Bye."
iZombie
"Wanted to share intel on that near decapitation."
iZombie
"They said he was found by some hikers out on Cold Creek Trail."
iZombie
"so I'm guessing the bear got to him before the hikers did."
iZombie
"Well, the bear was responsible for the scratching and gnawing part, all postmortem."
iZombie
"But the wounds on the neck are consistent with those of a carpenter's claw hammer."
iZombie
"Fingerprints confirm our vic's Michael Dornan, 18."
iZombie
"A foster kid who's been in and out of juvie since he was 11."
iZombie
"- That's curious. - Why is that?"
iZombie
"Well, the contents of his stomach. Look."
iZombie
"It reads like the main course at a shah wedding."
iZombie
"Wagyu beef. Italian white truffles."
iZombie
"If somebody poured in a bottle of Bordeaux, it would be my dream meal."
iZombie
"Is there a point?"
iZombie
"You're not much of a foodie, are you?"
iZombie
"Italian white truffles are about $200 an ounce."
iZombie
"This street kid had about $500 worth of food in his stomach."
iZombie
"How does a down-and-out kid"
iZombie
"Yeah, I could use her help on the Cutler case too."
iZombie
"Our forensics guys couldn't find anything on Simon's laptop."
iZombie
"I was planning on dropping in on her later."
iZombie
"What am I supposed to do with it?"
iZombie
"Well, Clive thought if you handled Simon's laptop, you might pick something up."
iZombie
"Yeah, I know how Clive thinks my fake psychic powers work, but what's your endgame here?"
iZombie
"Are you expecting me to eat the hard drive?"
iZombie
"(COMPUTER CHIMES)"
iZombie
"Okay. That was kind of creepy."
iZombie
"Or kind of amazing."
iZombie
"I've got Simon's muscle memory."
iZombie
"was not a chronic chicken choker?"
iZombie
"What the hell is Warlock Forest?"
iZombie
"Which is a large jagged rock in Warlock Forest."
iZombie
"It's an MMORPG. A multiplayer online role playing game."
iZombie
"Oh, is that one of those games where grown men pretend to be"
iZombie
"No. It's one of those games where hard-working professionals can relax"
iZombie
"while saving the Moss Princess."
iZombie
"It's a billion-dollar industry."
iZombie
"Some people even get paid loads of money"
iZombie
"to level up characters that can dominate in these games."
iZombie
"People make money playing video games?"
iZombie
"Oh, yeah, it's big business."
iZombie
"This is dorky..."
iZombie
"Oh, you're a trollock."
iZombie
"I'm a Polish troll?"
iZombie
"Those are the people you're playing with. They saw you log on."
iZombie
"At 3:00 p.m. on a weekday, people are sitting around waiting for a Polish troll."
iZombie
"CHARACTER: (DISTORTED) Master! You have returned!"
iZombie
"All hail Sim Reaper!"
iZombie
"He's talking to you."
iZombie
"Your mortal enemy Full Auto has claimed he killed you"
iZombie
"for exterminating all of his soul brethren."
iZombie
"Sim Reaper exterminating Full Auto's soul brethren"
iZombie
"could've cost a serious player many thousands of dollars."
iZombie
"Full Auto shall send forth waves of minions bent on your destruction."
iZombie
"You must take back Tree Palace."
iZombie
"You have to respond."
iZombie
"Everyone uses voice modulation, so they won't know you're a girl."
iZombie
"I'm not taking back Tree Palace."
iZombie
"You must!"
iZombie
"Liv, if anything brought me to violence"
iZombie
"You have to play to find this Full Auto guy. He could be our killer."
iZombie
"Yet I know that if I use my freezing rod on these fire witches,"
iZombie
"I can take out all seven at once. But I hate this kind of crap."
iZombie
"I'm a were-terrier with healing abilities called Arf Vader."
iZombie
"Is it too loud?"
iZombie
"No, I just, uh..."
iZombie
"I heard Jerome and thought maybe..."
iZombie
"Your optimism is tragic. (CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"It's just old skate stuff Jerome posted on YouTube. It's how we share tricks."
iZombie
"Yeah. There's like hundreds of videos,"
iZombie
"and maybe four don't completely suck."
iZombie
"Okay, keep going."
iZombie
"Okay, we're going in fast and tight."
iZombie
"If you're casting vapor spells, you need to be casting as we enter."
iZombie
"Full Auto's all about the obscuring veil, so remember to stay centered."
iZombie
"They'll be blasting orbs, but if we hit them heavy with diviners"
iZombie
"and reserve our gem spells, we can take these bitches."
iZombie
"And this should go without saying,"
iZombie
"but don't use your multi-crystals until we're inside."
iZombie
"Timber, you're on recon for Arf. Okay, we're going."
iZombie
"I will drive you into the sea and hear the lamentations of your women!"
iZombie
"Vapor casters, why am I not clouded in iridescence right now?"
iZombie
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
iZombie
"Peyton told me you were sick. I thought I'd come by and take care of you."
iZombie
"Mmm. That's so sweet."
iZombie
"Wait, who the hell just cast an opal rendering?"
iZombie
"I'm sorry. We're storming the Tree Palace right now"
iZombie
"and I've got fire witches up my ass and a battalion of idiots who don't understand"
iZombie
"what "reserve your gem spells" means."
iZombie
"Well, this is the most engaged I've heard you sound in a long time."
iZombie
"I wish it were with actual people."
iZombie
"Honey, I know this has been a challenging year."
iZombie
"And all I want for you is to be happy."
iZombie
"Just, sit up straight, sweetheart."
iZombie
"This is important police business."
iZombie
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