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Clips from iZombie - Virtual Reality Bites (S01E01)

"ANNOUNCER: Previously on iZombie..."
iZombie
"BLAINE: So how did you become a zombie?"
iZombie
"You're a zombie now."
iZombie
"JEROME: My roommate took his skateboard out,"
iZombie
"Be my guest."
iZombie
"- Friendly? - Quite."
iZombie
"But what have we got to lose?"
iZombie
"MAJOR: Hey, where did you get those shoes?"
iZombie
"I'm a social worker."
iZombie
"- Should I just take over? - Please, God, yes."
iZombie
"He was wearing Jerome's high tops."
iZombie
"I was an all-conference strong safety"
iZombie
"The Candyman is dangerous-er."
iZombie
"Quite an imagination you have there."
iZombie
"Are you sure it's not in there?"
iZombie
"Whew! That is straight-up nasty."
iZombie
"Camphor? It'll help with the stench."
iZombie
"Apparently there was a pile of unopened deliveries spilling out,"
iZombie
"I'd say he's between putrefaction and black putrefaction."
iZombie
"A week, maybe two."
iZombie
"Spilled his soda when he collapsed."
iZombie
"Well, a heart attack is a reasonable hypothesis,"
iZombie
"but seeing as he's in his early 30s"
iZombie
"Come on, man, show some respect."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"Was I unclear?"
iZombie
"when I'm so inclined,"
iZombie
"Well, it's not."
iZombie
"No. I just didn't want to be charged."
iZombie
"You know what? I just remembered, that my doorbell is broken,"
iZombie
"Anyway, I have a meeting, so I better boogie."
iZombie
"No worries."
iZombie
"It turns out our friend here was one of the most hated people on the Internet."
iZombie
"We're almost certainly looking at murder."
iZombie
"You've grown attached to this one, huh?"
iZombie
"Oh, let's pull it up, shall we?"
iZombie
"An Internet troll. Is that like a cyberbully?"
iZombie
"What kind of person does that?"
iZombie
"I am invisible, intangible, untouchable."
iZombie
"(KEYBOARD CLICKS)"
iZombie
"I can't believe you actually drank that."
iZombie
"Simon Cutler's rotten brains go down in history as the worst. By far."
iZombie
"Oh, I brought them in as a peace offering for the early crew."
iZombie
"(WHEEZES)"
iZombie
"He was choking on a donut. He couldn't breathe."
iZombie
"CORAL: Why don't you tell us why you're back here, Joey?"
iZombie
"Again."
iZombie
"Major, what happened to your face?"
iZombie
"Now why would you do that?"
iZombie
"You went looking for Eddie and Jerome, didn't you?"
iZombie
"Reality check time."
iZombie
"(SIREN WAILING)"
iZombie
"(HEART BEATING)"
iZombie
"(DISTORTED) Liv?"
iZombie
"I just typed it into my police report."
iZombie
"And with nothing written on the inside?"
iZombie
"- No stamp. - Hand delivered."
iZombie
"My sorority used these during rush to let pledges know they were accepted."
iZombie
"What does that smell like to you?"
iZombie
"Peanuts."
iZombie
"Help stave off a zombie apocalypse. Fake being a psychic."
iZombie
"Hey, Lowell. So sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel."
iZombie
"Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot. I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you."
iZombie
"Could a bear have done this?"
iZombie
"Wagyu beef is about $100 for a filet."
iZombie
"have access to that kind of food?"
iZombie
"Sadly, she's home, sick."
iZombie
"I was hoping Liv could look at it, maybe get some whoo-whoo."
iZombie
"I'd be happy to drop the laptop off if you'd like."
iZombie
"- Seriously. - (GAME THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
iZombie
"What are the chances an agoraphobe in his 20s"
iZombie
"warrior gnomes and quest after magical knickknacks?"
iZombie
"that require creativity, tactical skill and teamwork,"
iZombie
"Wait, what did I just do?"
iZombie
"You're a troll with warlock abilities. The second most powerful of all the half lings."
iZombie
"Jerome?"
iZombie
"Arf Vader..."
iZombie
"Do you have boon to revive us?"
iZombie
"Mom! Hi."
iZombie
"And I want you to know that I love you."
iZombie
"But I worry that you're letting your life pass you by."
iZombie
"who the Reaper was and where he lived. No one knew for sure."
iZombie
"That is depressing news."
iZombie
"I'll call you back later."
iZombie
"- Of course. Don't do anything I wouldn't... - (CLICKS)"
iZombie
"Sorry if it's distracting."
iZombie
"It's probably the least distracting thing about you."
iZombie
"And I'm pretty sure "drop by" is an American term."
iZombie
"Whatever this is, I haven't done it in a long time."
iZombie
"And I'm not over it at all."
iZombie
"- Do you? - Need to get over it?"
iZombie
"Well, I had to escape the chilly, wet,"
iZombie
"depressing London weather."
iZombie
"So, Seattle, naturally."
iZombie
"Oh, there's always a girl."
iZombie
"So, your ex, what's he like?"
iZombie
"I've watched a hundred of these videos, and he keeps popping up."
iZombie
"You've popped a stitch."
iZombie
"Uh, maybe you shouldn't."
iZombie
"- Uh, it's late. - Yeah, she's always up late."
iZombie
"I'd rather not use a hotel sewing kit on my face, but..."
iZombie
"I can fix one stitch. Major, you really shouldn't."
iZombie
"She's not alone."
iZombie
"woke up in the drunk tank of the county jail with a scratch on my leg."
iZombie
"How do you eat?"
iZombie
"A funeral home over on Baker."
iZombie
"A week after the bachelor party"
iZombie
"I had a show, went on stage."
iZombie
"I can still play in the studio."
iZombie
"Made that very clear. I, um..."
iZombie
"Of course, um... I should go."
iZombie
"I'm sorry, but we're closed."
iZombie
"Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD."
iZombie
"I can't say he looks familiar."
iZombie
"(THUDDING)"
iZombie
"Fair warning, though. It is a butcher shop."
iZombie
"The guts. The carnage. It can be like Gettysburg back there."
iZombie
"They say you don't wanna know how the sausage is made."
iZombie
"Come on. I'd love to give you the nickel tour."
iZombie
"(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)"
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