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Clips from iZombie - Virtual Reality Bites (S01E01)

"Hmm."
iZombie
"It's your only boon."
iZombie
"You need to find Full Auto."
iZombie
"RAVI: Oh, my God. He's coming for you!"
iZombie
"CHARACTER: (DISTORTED) Sim Reaper? I killed you. You were dead."
iZombie
"- (COMPUTER CHIMES) - Yeah. I don't think so."
iZombie
"My name's Olivia Moore and I'm with the Seattle Police Department."
iZombie
"also known as Sim Reaper."
iZombie
"Full Auto?"
iZombie
"- You're Full Auto? - Yeah."
iZombie
"- How old are you? - Fourteen."
iZombie
"Wait, did you say you were from the Seattle Police Department?"
iZombie
"Is that where Sim Reaper was from?"
iZombie
"- You didn't know? - Well, there were a lot of theories."
iZombie
"There was a whole Warlock Forest thread devoted to"
iZombie
"And you think I had something to do with it?"
iZombie
"- Well, you threatened him. - In a game."
iZombie
"I live in New York."
iZombie
"That's the Empire State Building, lady."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"Fourteen, lives in New York, had no idea who Simon was or where he lived."
iZombie
"A 14-year-old kid had over 20 soul brethren. My highest was three."
iZombie
"You sounded overwhelmed in your message, so..."
iZombie
"I ate a brain with PTSD a few weeks ago."
iZombie
"It took four to put a dent in it, but it got me through."
iZombie
"If you're sharing prescription drugs with me, I should at least offer you a drink."
iZombie
"So..."
iZombie
"Did you run out of napkins or were you just fondled by an Oompa Loompa?"
iZombie
"There's some on your butt too. Not that I was looking."
iZombie
"I clearly was expecting visitors."
iZombie
"Whoa. Slow your roll, Silver-Tongued Devil. Baby steps."
iZombie
"This is a new thing for me. Dating."
iZombie
"Oh, this isn't a date. It's a drop-by."
iZombie
"Maybe that's what you call it in Buckingham Regalshire."
iZombie
"Learn your British accents. I'm from London."
iZombie
"And I didn't think I'd be doing it again."
iZombie
"With anyone other than the guy I was supposed to marry."
iZombie
"- You were engaged? - Up until I became a zombie."
iZombie
"I need to get there eventually, but..."
iZombie
"Well, what's the alternative?"
iZombie
"Stay in love with a guy I can never be with?"
iZombie
"You know people do that all the time, right?"
iZombie
"I'm sorry. I'm being that girl who talks about her ex."
iZombie
"Yeah, but you're also the girl who had this freakish thing happen to her,"
iZombie
"So, what brings a nice British lad like you to Seattle?"
iZombie
"There may have also been a girl."
iZombie
"Determined."
iZombie
"Hey, Ravi, you gotta look at this."
iZombie
"You see that guy?"
iZombie
"I see a blurry face."
iZombie
"that I nicked from a posh hotel when my cousin got married."
iZombie
"(CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"- Sorry. - It's fine."
iZombie
"You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding,"
iZombie
"I genuinely used to have a recurring nightmare about that."
iZombie
"I can see why. You're up."
iZombie
"My mate's bachelor party. I drank too much, passed out,"
iZombie
"For the right price, a mortician will look the other way."
iZombie
"I assume since you work in a morgue..."
iZombie
"You assume correctly."
iZombie
"Oh, yeah..."
iZombie
"I long for the days when I just had to explain"
iZombie
"to some drunk groupie how I got the inspiration for my songs."
iZombie
"next time you play, I'd love to come see you."
iZombie
"And got that pre-gig adrenaline rush,"
iZombie
"and started to..."
iZombie
"You know, um, so..."
iZombie
"For everyone's safety, I stopped playing shows."
iZombie
"I am so sorry."
iZombie
"Um, it's... You know, it's funny, I, I..."
iZombie
"I didn't think that I was the type of guy who wanted"
iZombie
"people to feel bad for me, but..."
iZombie
"You just said the exact thing I've been dying for someone to say to me."
iZombie
"It's fine. I'm just not..."
iZombie
"Uh, let's, let's just..."
iZombie
"Whoa! Uh..."
iZombie
"I did not predict that you'd be a fan of the slutty women of Middle Earth."
iZombie
"I'm not blowing you off. It's just this is a lead in the case I'm working on."
iZombie
"- It's not about... - No, no, no. Uh..."
iZombie
"Our murder victim might have been killed by a donut."
iZombie
"Thank you. I'll call you. Really!"
iZombie
"Have you ever seen this man?"
iZombie
"Perhaps a coworker could look?"
iZombie
"No, it's just me. But leave the photo. I'll show the staff tomorrow."
iZombie
"Out of curiosity, what's he done?"
iZombie
"He died."
iZombie
"Oh, no. That's awful. So young."
iZombie
"He had a very specific type of meat and truffle combination in his stomach"
iZombie
"I figured maybe someone here might have seen him."
iZombie
"That's just the ice machine dropping a load."
iZombie
"Scares the hell out of me sometimes when I'm here by myself."
iZombie
"Do you wanna take a look around, Detective? Come on back."
iZombie
"Some people find it disturbing. Not me."
iZombie
"And you have to sample the blood pudding."
iZombie
"I've got something on the Simon Cutler case."
iZombie
"You've gotta see this."
iZombie
"My info is on the back of the photo."
iZombie
"So you were happy about it?"
iZombie
"Oh, sorry about that."
iZombie
"Written by the Sim Reaper."
iZombie
"Okay, right there is good."
iZombie
"Mmm-hmm."
iZombie
""But the morons said they were nut-free, so I ate them and they almost killed me."
iZombie
""and using every breath I take to obliterate their pitiful little crap-shack.""
iZombie
"Our crullers had no nuts."
iZombie
"comes from a factory where they make peanut oil in the same machinery."
iZombie
"with this tidal wave of negative reviews."
iZombie
""I found a rat tail in my maple bar.""
iZombie
"Outrageous stuff like that."
iZombie
"We put our life savings into that place."
iZombie
"(SNAPS FINGERS) Like that, it was gone."
iZombie
"I mean, he must've generated 50 scathing reviews on his own."
iZombie
"Anaphylactic shock."
iZombie
"To the rest of the world he was this mysterious shut-in."
iZombie
"But you knew where he lived. You brought him crullers."
iZombie
"We delivered crullers to a hundred different addresses."
iZombie
"We weren't delivering to Sim Reaper."
iZombie
"We likely would've remembered that address."
iZombie
"But you know what? I don't think they did it."
iZombie
"but from where I sit, if they were lying, they were doing it well."
iZombie
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