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Clips from iZombie - Virtual Reality Bites (S01E01)

"If any of your employees remember anything, have 'em call me."
iZombie
"We cracked open a 1000-dollar bottle of wine that my father bequeathed to me."
iZombie
"But we like to live in the moment. And this felt like one."
iZombie
"- Delighted. - Euphoric."
iZombie
"My partner here found a Yelp review of your establishment, The Best All Around Donuts..."
iZombie
""Now I'm taking my business elsewhere"
iZombie
"Before we could switch brands, we were swamped"
iZombie
"That killed your business."
iZombie
"That's what killed him? The reports didn't say."
iZombie
""Simon Cutler" meant nothing to us."
iZombie
"Which would mean we're back to no one knew the guy's address."
iZombie
"He never left his house."
iZombie
"What did he say?"
iZombie
"Here's what happened today on my job."
iZombie
"I spoke to the manager and he wouldn't provide me with a list of employees."
iZombie
"LIV: Another mom and pop donut shop. Rudimentary security."
iZombie
"Who just had a birthday?"
iZombie
"Hey, way to stick the landing."
iZombie
"Took a few pills for what ails me."
iZombie
"- What's up? - I had a vision."
iZombie
"I don't suppose there was a Rosie on the list?"
iZombie
"From the crime scene."
iZombie
"And his name? Sean Posey."
iZombie
"SHANIE: (ON RECORDING) Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up."
iZombie
"CEOs of Fortune 500 companies tremble before me."
iZombie
"But not one to make idle threats."
iZombie
"Posted photoshopped pornographic images of her on Twitter."
iZombie
"Got her fired. Broke up her relationship. Gave her a criminal record."
iZombie
"Put her on sex offender and no-fly lists."
iZombie
"After a year of that harassment,"
iZombie
"I got jobs at three donut shops in the area before I found him."
iZombie
"Now two lives are ruined."
iZombie
"Yes, please. Let me relive that."
iZombie
"No. But I'm a little closer."
iZombie
"No worries. I can check my phone, trim my beard,"
iZombie
"Forget her. Look at this."
iZombie
"Blaine isn't robbing graves to feed himself."
iZombie
"(SIRENS WAILING)"
iZombie
"Oh. Seems the neighbors are curious about the man behind the dog hatch."
iZombie
"Excuse me, Officer, what happened to him? Do you know?"
iZombie
"Yeah, did he suffer?"
iZombie
"Hey, how long was he in there?"
iZombie
"(PHONE CLICKING)"
iZombie
"What the hell is wrong with these people?"
iZombie
"(RINGING AND VIBRATING)"
iZombie
"My delivery hasn't arrived yet."
iZombie
"It should have been there hours ago."
iZombie
"so he probably came by after all."
iZombie
"I'll come by later and pick something up."
iZombie
"Sorry to trouble you."
iZombie
"It is sad, don't you think? Hermit threw himself a little party."
iZombie
"Internal organs are liquefied."
iZombie
"Please say heart attack. I don't wanna eat, nay, drink rotten brains."
iZombie
"Arteries weren't blocked. No scar tissue around the heart."
iZombie
"Heart attack seems unlikely."
iZombie
"You know, almost anything, if you deep fry it..."
iZombie
"Detective Babineaux, what can we do for you?"
iZombie
"I'm hoping you can tell me what happened to Mr. Cutler here."
iZombie
"I've sent his blood samples to that lab for bio-chem testing."
iZombie
"I'm afraid all the decomposition slows us down a bit."
iZombie
"Well, maybe I can speed things up."
iZombie
"Son of a bitch!"
iZombie
"I'm pretty used to it."
iZombie
"known hither and yon as the Sim Reaper."
iZombie
"There's already a website up celebrating this guy's demise."
iZombie
"Well, if he's an accomplished hacker, then he's like a cyberbully with super powers."
iZombie
"All right, Sim Reaper. Here we go."
iZombie
"Are all of those links about him?"
iZombie
"Sexist public commentary, fascist political screeds,"
iZombie
"taking credit for shutting down websites,"
iZombie
"It's the one known recording of Simon Cutler,"
iZombie
"SHANIE: Customer service, this is Shanie."
iZombie
"SIMON: (DISTORTED) Shanie, perfect!"
iZombie
"I've been on hold for 45 minutes."
iZombie
"SHANIE: I'm sorry about that, sir. Can I have your account number, please?"
iZombie
"SIMON: I've given it. Several times."
iZombie
"SHANIE: Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up."
iZombie
"SIMON: I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie. I am the keeper of the web."
iZombie
"CEOs of Fortune 500 companies tremble before me."
iZombie
"I am the bringer of cyber-darkness."
iZombie
"Fail me, and I will delete you like so much digital noise."
iZombie
"But if you get any psychic stirrings, let me know."
iZombie
"Don't worry, Detective. I'm sure Liv will suck it up and help any way she can."
iZombie
"Frankly, I'm impressed that they went down at all."
iZombie
"I have my first zombie date tonight. How do you think puking on him is gonna play?"
iZombie
"Maybe if you ate something? Something else."
iZombie
"Like saltines maybe. It's worth a shot."
iZombie
"Hey, where did these donuts come from?"
iZombie
"I'd offer you one, but you've never been a donut fan."
iZombie
"LIV: (THINKING) Must have donuts."
iZombie
"(SIMON PANTING)"
iZombie
"(GASPS)"
iZombie
"(COUGHS)"
iZombie
"I think it was a food allergy."
iZombie
"What, you think something in the donut caused anaphylaxis?"
iZombie
"He barely made it up those stairs we found him on"
iZombie
"That may be why he was found on those stairs."
iZombie
"He was trying to get to an EpiPen and he didn't make it."
iZombie
"Then what the hell killed him?"
iZombie
"I got booted from my house."
iZombie
"You've got the file."
iZombie
"If you don't share, that's a privilege drop,"
iZombie
"Trashed my mom's place."
iZombie
"Mike was being a tool."
iZombie
"But trashing your mom's place? That's you surrendering control."
iZombie
"Come on, man."
iZombie
"CORAL: And that's one of the things Joey will be working on."
iZombie
"(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)"
iZombie
"Finding healthy ways to express his anger."
iZombie
"No phones during group. Privilege drop!"
iZombie
"That's you surrendering to your messiah complex, dude."
iZombie
"They're dead."
iZombie
"was killed by a donut?"
iZombie
"No. Anaphylactic shock killed him. But there was no food in his system."
iZombie
"No idea what triggered the anaphylactic shock this time."
iZombie
"I'm confused."
iZombie
"Yeah, so are we."
iZombie
"(IN NORMAL VOICE) You okay?"
iZombie
"think maybe my breakfast didn't agree with me."
iZombie
""Happy birthday!" And you're dead."
iZombie
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