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Clips from ALF - Try to Remember: Part 1 (S01E01)

"No, sorry."
ALF
"Joining any more record clubs."
ALF
"Wayne."
ALF
"Kate and lynn tanner."
ALF
"We... we have a visitor."
ALF
"Well?"
ALF
"I seem to have forgotten my number."
ALF
"Wayne, why do you sound so funny?"
ALF
"That's right, christmas is when we carve the pumpkin."
ALF
"Let me see if i've got this reindeer thing straight."
ALF
"Comet, cupid,"
ALF
"Matthew, mark, luke and john."
ALF
"That is inconsiderate!"
ALF
"I don't think so. Good."
ALF
"At first, the two of you,"
ALF
"Willie!"
ALF
"I'm 45."
ALF
"Don't yell at other drivers. They'll see you."
ALF
"Well, i just passed a motel 6."
ALF
"You're on it all the time."
ALF
"Plastic!"
ALF
"[ Bang ]"
ALF
"Grease fire!"
ALF
"Even though the portions were extremely small."
ALF
"Hey, hey, it's coming back to me now."
ALF
"I'm from the planet... uh, milsap."
ALF
"Freezing cold,"
ALF
"I know what that is. It's an anteater."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"[ Gasp ]"
ALF
"I memorized it when alf moved in."
ALF
"Tangling with a man from..."
ALF
"Honey, i know that."
ALF
"I'm not going to prison."
ALF
"I saw "midnight express.""
ALF
"[ Breaking glass ]"
ALF
"Secretary!"
ALF
"Look, alf-- Wayne."
ALF
"♪ i'm only here to tell you, girl ♪"
ALF
"♪ 'cause you're the one who's out of this...♪"
ALF
"Come here. Listen to this."
ALF
"♪ i checked into that parasite hotel ♪"
ALF
"Well, i was winging it."
ALF
"You do remember!"
ALF
"And good night, mrs. Ochmonek,"
ALF
"I told him, no suitcase!"
ALF
"What's going on here?"
ALF
"I hope you remember what he said..."
ALF
"No, i was hiding in the dryer."
ALF
"If anybody wants me,"
ALF
"I'll be in the whirling hot tub."
ALF
"We don't have a whirling hot tub."
ALF
"I know."
ALF
"I'm going to improvise."
ALF
"Any mail for me?"
ALF
"How about me?"
ALF
"All of it."
ALF
"But alf, i don't want you..."
ALF
"Fine."
ALF
"Before i forget,"
ALF
"I need you to write a couple of checks."
ALF
"One to greenpeace;"
ALF
"The other to the auto club."
ALF
"You're a member of the auto club?"
ALF
"I like the magazine."
ALF
"I'm not writing any more checks."
ALF
"Fine, mine just came."
ALF
"Oh, darn. I ordered sunrise."
ALF
"They sent me sunset."
ALF
"Go take your bath."
ALF
"Fine."
ALF
"I wish these insurance companies would leave me alone."
ALF
"I'm already covered through the auto club."
ALF
"I just know he'll get hair in the drain."
ALF
"He was wearing a shower cap."
ALF
"Why was he carrying my mixer?"
ALF
"He said something about a whirling hot tub."
ALF
"Whoaaaa!"
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Alf? Are you all right?"
ALF
"Alf?"
ALF
"There must be some mistake."
ALF
"I'm wayne schlegel; michigan life & casualty."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Wayne schlegel?"
ALF
"Michigan life & casualty."
ALF
"Heh, heh, heh."
ALF
"Pleased to meet you."
ALF
"What is he talking about?"
ALF
"I'm talking about your future."
ALF
"I'm talking about an insurance plan..."
ALF
"That will fit your needs."
ALF
"I think he's trying to sell us insurance."
ALF
"Maybe the bump on his head..."
ALF
"Did something to his memory."
ALF
"He seems okay, otherwise."
ALF
"He just thinks he's wayne schlegel."
ALF
"Michigan life & casualty."
ALF
"He must have been reading this insurance stuff--"
ALF
"Please take one of our free calendars."
ALF
"Thank you."
ALF
"The metric tables--"
ALF
"Alf--"
ALF
"Wayne..."
ALF
"I think you should sit down."
ALF
"Don't mind if i do."
ALF
"What was your name, again?"
ALF
"Kate."
ALF
"And i'm lynn..."
ALF
"Right."
ALF
"Don't tell me. You 2 are sisters, right?"
ALF
"Heh, heh, heh."
ALF
"You are not an insurance agent."
ALF
"You're an alien from the planet melmac."
ALF
"Whatever you say."
ALF
"The customer's always right."
ALF
"If i can find my actuarial tables--"
ALF
"Alf, she's serious."
ALF
"Don't you remember?"
ALF
"Willie?"
ALF
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