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Clips from ALF - Try to Remember: Part 1 (S01E01)

"What's that?"
ALF
"Oh, my gosh."
ALF
"It can't be!"
ALF
"What happened to the lights?"
ALF
"Daddy, what's that thing in the sky?"
ALF
"What's going on?"
ALF
"It's closing in fast."
ALF
"I think maybe--"
ALF
"[ Crash ]"
ALF
"That cover roof damage."
ALF
"Of course, since this is a preexisting condition,"
ALF
"You couldn't claim it under a new policy."
ALF
"We're not getting through to him."
ALF
"What are we going to do?"
ALF
"I don't know. Just..."
ALF
"Don't sign anything."
ALF
"We're back."
ALF
"You must be mr. Tanner."
ALF
"Good guess... umm, alf."
ALF
"Wayne schlegel."
ALF
"Michigan life & casualty."
ALF
"What's going on here?"
ALF
"Alf is an insurance agent."
ALF
"You got a job?"
ALF
"No, alf took a bad fall in the hot tub."
ALF
"We think he lost his memory."
ALF
"Oh, no."
ALF
"But we don't have a hot tub."
ALF
"That's good, willie,"
ALF
"Because we don't cover hot tubs."
ALF
"It is willie, isn't it? Yes."
ALF
"We don't cover hot tubs."
ALF
"We've been trying to snap him out of it."
ALF
"Maybe we should call dr. Jeff."
ALF
"No, dr. Jeff doesn't handle this kind of thing."
ALF
"Who does?"
ALF
"Dr. Demento."
ALF
"Alf-- Wayne."
ALF
"Wayne. Willie."
ALF
"Alf--"
ALF
"You're not an insurance agent."
ALF
"It's not that we have anything against them,"
ALF
"You're an alien."
ALF
"I can't believe it!"
ALF
"What do you think it is?"
ALF
"[ Kate ] willie, what is it?"
ALF
"Brian's right. It's an alf."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"An alf; an a.L.F."
ALF
"That's short for alien life form."
ALF
"Can alf stay in my room?"
ALF
"No!"
ALF
"This thing is not staying in anyone's--"
ALF
"It's not staying!"
ALF
"Why not? E.T. Got to stay."
ALF
"E.T. Was a movie."
ALF
"This is real."
ALF
"This is on our coffee table."
ALF
"You people spin crazy yarns."
ALF
"Heh, heh, heh."
ALF
"Mind if i use your phone to call the office?"
ALF
"It's right here on your card."
ALF
"Maybe he'll realize he isn't wayne schlegel."
ALF
"Hi, hon. Wayne."
ALF
"Yeah, i'm at 555-4044."
ALF
"Any messages?"
ALF
"Is your wife with you?"
ALF
"No."
ALF
"Good, then we can talk."
ALF
"Where were you? I waited at the motel for over an hour."
ALF
"Uh, i don't remember."
ALF
"Listen, buster, if you think i'm waiting for you forever,"
ALF
"You are out of your mind."
ALF
"You ask for a divorce tonight, or we are through!"
ALF
"Okay, okay! I'll ask for a divorce tonight."
ALF
"Boy, you have a couple of drinks,"
ALF
"A few laughs... they think it's forever."
ALF
"This has gone far enough."
ALF
"You obviously haven't met brenda."
ALF
"Neither have you."
ALF
"You're not an insurance agent."
ALF
"You don't know anything about insurance."
ALF
"A few months ago, you didn't know anything about this planet."
ALF
"[ Loud racket ]"
ALF
"It's the day before christmas!"
ALF
"I've hidden all the eggs."
ALF
"Alf, we hide eggs at easter,"
ALF
"Not at christmas."
ALF
"There's plenty to keep you occupied;"
ALF
"Magazines, a jigsaw puzzle."
ALF
"It's broken!"
ALF
"You're supposed to put it together."
ALF
"Why? I didn't break it."
ALF
"Alf, want to go outside and throw the old frisbee?"
ALF
"The old what?"
ALF
"The old frisbee."
ALF
"I'll show you how it goes."
ALF
"I guess i'm not in the mood."
ALF
"There's dasher, dancer,"
ALF
"No, it's prancer, dancer,"
ALF
"Vixen, blitzen--"
ALF
"Huey, dewey, and louie."
ALF
"No, those are ducks."
ALF
"Just keep your distance,"
ALF
"And try to be considerate."
ALF
"No problem."
ALF
"That is not considerate!"
ALF
"That is the opposite of considerate!"
ALF
"Now, isn't it obvious that you're not wayne schlegel?"
ALF
"The only thing that's obvious,"
ALF
"Is that your minds aren't on insurance."
ALF
"Nobody likes to think about the inevitable,"
ALF
"But you do have a responsibility to your family."
ALF
"He's right, dad."
ALF
"We don't need insurance."
ALF
"And i hope you never do."
ALF
"Knock wood."
ALF
"But i'll leave some brochures."
ALF
"You can call me when you're ready to talk."
ALF
"By the way, willie, are you parked behind me?"
ALF
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