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Clips from Family Guy - High School English (S15E15)

"I've been hearing about your vast newly acquired wealth"
Family Guy
"So I thought I would have you over"
Family Guy
"to my equally large and fancy,"
Family Guy
"but imperceptibly more classy mansion"
Family Guy
"for an awkward dinner."
Family Guy
"And, Nick, have you met Jordan?"
Family Guy
"She plays golf, and is what kids will someday call a "DUFF.""
Family Guy
"I'll drink your finger bowl if you don't want it."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: In the book, I actually go on a few dates with Jordan."
Family Guy
"Anyway, like I was saying, you're a trash, 'cause you"
Family Guy
"earned your money a little bit more recently than me."
Family Guy
"What are you getting at? I'm saying I invited you over"
Family Guy
"and sat you next to my wife to say,"
Family Guy
""Stay away from my wife!""
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"into Manhattan and get a hotel room"
Family Guy
"I'm starting to think this isn't a very good book."
Family Guy
"Let's everyone drive somebody else's car."
Family Guy
"Someone can take my coupe."
Family Guy
"I'm riding with Gatsby, I don't care which car."
Family Guy
"I don't think Daisy said you could drive her car."
Family Guy
"Tom, why don't you take Jay's car?"
Family Guy
"Who's Jay? Gatsby."
Family Guy
"Look, if you're in your own car you're in the wrong car."
Family Guy
"All right, you guys get gas."
Family Guy
"I got to talk to this random mechanic's horny wife"
Family Guy
"Wilson? Gonna need to fill 'er up!"
Family Guy
"Wilson's wife? Fill 'er up? Get it? (laughs)"
Family Guy
"(rock music playing)"
Family Guy
"I don't know what they do up there,"
Family Guy
"but they sure do listen to Def Leppard pretty loud."
Family Guy
"(bed squeaking rhythmically) So, seen any good movies lately?"
Family Guy
"(bed continues squeaking) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
Family Guy
"on the Depression here."
Family Guy
"Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Buchanan."
Family Guy
"Yeah, sure. Don't tell anyone how bad I look naked."
Family Guy
"Wait, but first I want to see"
Family Guy
"(old-fashioned horn): Ah-ooga!"
Family Guy
"All right, Gatsby, you think you're so hot?"
Family Guy
"Let me show you how a classy guy does classy stuff."
Family Guy
"Hello, room service? I'd like a bottle"
Family Guy
"of your second most expensive champagne."
Family Guy
"And I'd like your most expensive bottle."
Family Guy
"Okay, fine. Well, then let's see who has higher socks."
Family Guy
"Nya-ha!"
Family Guy
"Whatever, Tom. None of that matters."
Family Guy
"Daisy's in love with me."
Family Guy
"In fact, she's never loved you."
Family Guy
"Oh, is that so?"
Family Guy
"Well, I hear Gatsby didn't even fight in World War I."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Tom."
Family Guy
"That's right. I'm in love with Daisy,"
Family Guy
"and she loves me, old sport."
Family Guy
"Would anyone like a deviled egg"
Family Guy
"from a tea I had several days ago?"
Family Guy
"But I sure do enjoy driving your car"
Family Guy
"instead of you driving it,"
Family Guy
"even though we came in a different car."
Family Guy
"You're drunk-driving my car."
Family Guy
"Gas and sandwiches!"
Family Guy
"Get your gas and sandwiches!"
Family Guy
"Oh, that must be Tom,"
Family Guy
"since I saw him in that car earlier!"
Family Guy
"Oh-ho, no!"
Family Guy
"Myrtle!"
Family Guy
"Where will I ever find another woman"
Family Guy
"with a hotter name than Myrtle?"
Family Guy
"(sighing): All right, pool, do your thing."
Family Guy
"You hungover? Uh, a little bit, yeah."
Family Guy
"Okay, we're sort of racing to the end here."
Family Guy
"And with that, I shall step"
Family Guy
"slightly out of range."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm just gonna take a quick swim."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Where are the stairs?"
Family Guy
"There's no stairs! I'm never gonna make it!"
Family Guy
"You were standing earlier in the day"
Family Guy
"next to the car that hit my wife."
Family Guy
"(grunting, groaning)"
Family Guy
"STEWIE: I would soon return to New York a changed man,"
Family Guy
"that I finally put my head underwater."
Family Guy
"Aw, I wish somebody had seen that."
Family Guy
"(quietly): Hi. Me again."
Family Guy
"I'm not in that guy's library anymore."
Family Guy
"to that trunk of costumes in the corner."
Family Guy
"On the one hand, I don't want to give away my location."
Family Guy
"On the other hand, there might be a pirate hat."
Family Guy
"Argh! I'm a chef aboard a pirate ship!"
Family Guy
"Now, who be wantin' pancakes?"
Family Guy
"COP: I think I hear something in the attic."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap. While I figure out my options,"
Family Guy
"here's Huckleberry Finn."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Everybody good? Yep?"
Family Guy
"All right, let's do this."
Family Guy
"Huckleberry Finn, you get inside this house this minute."
Family Guy
"It's Tuesday morning. It's time for church."
Family Guy
"Aw, Widow Douglas,"
Family Guy
"I already been to church three times today."
Family Guy
"I want to stay home and play Angry Birds."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) This is addictive."
Family Guy
"Hey, I'm your abusive dad,"
Family Guy
"Hey, Widow Douglas, I want to live with my dad!"
Family Guy
"Now come on, I need to use your pee."
Family Guy
"I'm taking a wagon test in the morning."
Family Guy
"I wish you wouldn't drink so much."
Family Guy
"Stop countin' my drinks!"
Family Guy
"Now get over here so I can whip you!"
Family Guy
"Now it's your turn..."
Family Guy
"I got to get out of here."
Family Guy
"I just need enough blood to make it look real."
Family Guy
"Great to finally meet you."
Family Guy
"I hope you like it here."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna stab you for your blood."
Family Guy
"I can't remember why I needed the blood."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
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"(fire crackling)"
Family Guy
"Lord, I'm-a tell ya,"
Family Guy
"being a slave is a much worse job"
Family Guy
"than the temp agency made it sound."
Family Guy
"You gonna eat all that possum?"
Family Guy
"What's half of your name?"
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